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What do you ladies class as a fat cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

TMI tbh

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Mine fits in a industrial loo roll tube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some would say that's fat, others would say it's short.

It's all relative OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just another cock

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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a fat one makes you feel full, so it depends on the size of the fanny.

i need one that's as big as the whole roll of toilet tissue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll find women are more interested to what's attached to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm about 16 and half stone does that make me a fat cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I never said it was the length of one. I just said that's how fat it was.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?"

Before I tell you I am interested in HOW you found that out Mr. Felch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can honestly say it has never crossed my mind!

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?

Before I tell you I am interested in HOW you found that out Mr. Felch."

I am laughing at so many replies here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a fat one makes you feel full, so it depends on the size of the fanny.

i need one that's as big as the whole roll of toilet tissue."

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Fatter than a pencil, thinner than a rolled up newspaper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it get out of breath just by trying to struggle into the toilet roll? If so then yeah, it's fat.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

4kg oven ready is pretty big...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"4kg oven ready is pretty big...

Can take plenty of stuffing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fat man who fucks everything up!

A fat cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat ones I look at and think " That is never going to fit in my mouth."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been called far worse but if the name fits..... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you back up your claim with a pic OP?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Guys like this never cease to amaze me ......I mean why would you as a grown man tell a bunch of strangers you shove your cock into a tube of cardboard and expect us to be impressed ....jaysus OP get a life ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is the answer donald trump?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Way not fat enough mate.

One were your fingers don't meet around it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys like this never cease to amaze me ......I mean why would you as a grown man tell a bunch of strangers you shove your cock into a tube of cardboard and expect us to be impressed ....jaysus OP get a life ....

i use the roll that carpet comes on....jus' sayin' is all....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i use the roll that carpet comes on....jus' sayin' is all...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's just another cock"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way not fat enough mate.

One were your fingers don't meet around it"

bet that confused jeremy beadle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Mine only just fits into my pants.

. I'm back at school arent I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way not fat enough mate.

One were your fingers don't meet around it

bet that confused jeremy beadle

I thought he just had a t-rex arm...

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Mine only just fits into my pants.

. I'm back at school arent I? "

Yes my office now you insolent boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way not fat enough mate.

One were your fingers don't meet around it

bet that confused jeremy beadle

I thought he just had a t-rex arm... "

i shall google this and return!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My trousers need three legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way not fat enough mate.

One were your fingers don't meet around it

bet that confused jeremy beadle

I thought he just had a t-rex arm...

i shall google this and return!

"
the internets had this to say

'Beadle had Poland syndrome[18] and was one of the first TV presenters with a visible disability, which manifested itself as a disproportionately small right hand'

i'd never really thought of it before as a thing, i just knew him to have a small hand. i might have to stop taking the piss

so many jokes about smuggling small arms and his cock being small...but on the other hand...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha I bet his cock looked huge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Mine only just fits into my pants.

. I'm back at school arent I?

Yes my office now you insolent boy

Are you my old music teacher? You sound familiar.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Mine only just fits into my pants.

. I'm back at school arent I?

Yes my office now you insolent boy

Are you my old music teacher? You sound familiar. "

Hmmmm I might be, I'll just get my flogger out it makes interesting music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is the answer donald trump?"

I was going to say that. You beat my fat cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it when the OP is too scared to return to his own thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine fits inside an empty paint tin.....granted there is a huge space around it, but it fits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is the answer donald trump?

I was going to say that. You beat my fat cock."

don't tease that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?"

You need bigger toilet rolls

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

A fat cock -

Lazy, arrogant, obnoxious man who sits around all day in a wife beater top, eating every food deep fried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?

You need bigger toilet rolls"

Kitchen roll roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?"

flying cocks?

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Well I've just done a week all inclusive so I could be one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is the answer donald trump?

I was going to say that. You beat my fat cock.

don't tease that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?"

Let me guess you where sitting on the throne one day used your last sheet and thought hey I'm not going to throw this roll away.

I'm going to achieve my fab badge and stick my cock in it I stead.

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By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

I'm weird about measurements i like girth about 5" circumference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?"

Hmm, a fat cock that can't fly...

https://youtu.be/-LCsiWL6gn0

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?"

What was you doing with that toilet roll tube again?

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By *rx1Couple over a year ago

Near Okehampton.

"Boris Johnson

That is bloody funny..Well done

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

BMI 30 with poor social skills?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love it when the OP is too scared to return to his own thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it won't fit on the bbq.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Why do some people start threads that just flummox me and I end up doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?"

Have you actually popped your gentleman parts into an empty loo roll to find that out?

Really?

Have you?

Just WHY?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?

Have you actually popped your gentleman parts into an empty loo roll to find that out?

Really?

Have you?

Just WHY? "

I bet you have tried to measure your boobies by using bowler hats, haven't you Heels!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?

Have you actually popped your gentleman parts into an empty loo roll to find that out?

Really?

Have you?

Just WHY?

I bet you have tried to measure your boobies by using bowler hats, haven't you Heels!

Not thus far.

However; anyone got a couple of jaunty bowlers handy???

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Really couldn't care less

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not talking about the flying kind.

Mine only just fits into a toilet roll tube.

Is that too fat?

Or not fat enough?

Have you actually popped your gentleman parts into an empty loo roll to find that out?

Really?

Have you?

Just WHY?

I bet you have tried to measure your boobies by using bowler hats, haven't you Heels!

Not thus far.

However; anyone got a couple of giant bowls handy???

FTFY

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Way not fat enough mate.

One were your fingers don't meet around it

bet that confused jeremy beadle

I thought he just had a t-rex arm...

i shall google this and return!

the internets had this to say

'Beadle had Poland syndrome[18] and was one of the first TV presenters with a visible disability, which manifested itself as a disproportionately small right hand'

i'd never really thought of it before as a thing, i just knew him to have a small hand. i might have to stop taking the piss

so many jokes about smuggling small arms and his cock being small...but on the other hand...

I just snorted at this

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

Toilet roll tube

Self adhesive googly eyes

Lipstick on the end

Lube if required

Don't knock it until you have tried it!

But don't forget to block the other end up as it can make a sticky mess on the floor/walls if you don't.

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