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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe....."
I like a lady to bite the bottom off and wiggle it on before me before blowing me. But hey we all have kinks right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe.....
I like a lady to bite the bottom off and wiggle it on before me before blowing me. But hey we all have kinks right "
That's a new way to eat it I guess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe.....
I like a lady to bite the bottom off and wiggle it on before me before blowing me. But hey we all have kinks right
That's a new way to eat it I guess "
Won't see that on the advert though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe.....
Just done the same with the one I've just had  "
I am so jealous now. Chocolate is the food of the devil. Good job I'm a little demon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe.....
I like a lady to bite the bottom off and wiggle it on before me before blowing me. But hey we all have kinks right
That's a new way to eat it I guess
Won't see that on the advert though..."
No definitely not lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bite off the top then use my tongue to explore and lick out as much as I can. 
Need to try eating one direct from a beautiful woman's pussy... any offers?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bite off the top then use my tongue to explore and lick out as much as I can.
Need to try eating one direct from a beautiful woman's pussy... any offers? "
I'm not beautiful but see pic on profile xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that 
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry  "
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bite off the top then use my tongue to explore and lick out as much as I can.
Need to try eating one direct from a beautiful woman's pussy... any offers? I'm not beautiful but see pic on profile xx"
Haha, nice. Need to unwrap that foil though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all..... "
 I might be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all.....
I might be "
I knew it!
It's all the sugar going to your head.
Quick send any you have left to me... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all.....
I might be
I knew it!
It's all the sugar going to your head.
Quick send any you have left to me..."
Shortishblonde quickly runs to the shop to get some more .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bite off the top then use my tongue to explore and lick out as much as I can.
Need to try eating one direct from a beautiful woman's pussy... any offers? I'm not beautiful but see pic on profile xx
Haha, nice. Need to unwrap that foil though."
maybe next time xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all.....
I might be
I knew it!
It's all the sugar going to your head.
Quick send any you have left to me...
Shortishblonde quickly runs to the shop to get some more .... "
Don't run on the way back, you might drop them and they'll crack.....
Is that my taxi?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all.....
I might be
I knew it!
It's all the sugar going to your head.
Quick send any you have left to me...
Shortishblonde quickly runs to the shop to get some more ....
Don't run on the way back, you might drop them and they'll crack.....
Is that my taxi??"
What taxi ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all.....
I might be
I knew it!
It's all the sugar going to your head.
Quick send any you have left to me...
Shortishblonde quickly runs to the shop to get some more ....
Don't run on the way back, you might drop them and they'll crack.....
Is that my taxi??
What taxi ??"
The one I should get in to leave town after the bad puns..... |
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My friend Mark (who is a ninja) used to call them '20p lick-outs'
He's very old as they are more like a 40p lick-out now.
I think ASDA do a lick-out for 35p but it's on special so I didn't want to count it and seem like I'd mislead anyone on lick-out price. |
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over a year ago
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"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) used to call them '20p lick-outs'
He's very old as they are more like a 40p lick-out now.
I think ASDA do a lick-out for 35p but it's on special so I didn't want to count it and seem like I'd mislead anyone on lick-out price."
That's better than what I paid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just eaten two how greedy is that
I'm rapidly going off you!
They/we need a chocolate delivery service
Oops sorry
I bet you're not really. I bet you are enjoying your chocolate superiority over us all.....
I might be
I knew it!
It's all the sugar going to your head.
Quick send any you have left to me...
Shortishblonde quickly runs to the shop to get some more ....
Don't run on the way back, you might drop them and they'll crack.....
Is that my taxi??
What taxi ??
The one I should get in to leave town after the bad puns....."
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) used to call them '20p lick-outs'
He's very old as they are more like a 40p lick-out now.
I think ASDA do a lick-out for 35p but it's on special so I didn't want to count it and seem like I'd mislead anyone on lick-out price.
That's better than what I paid "
Anyone selling them on the side? Maybe a knock off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They changed them a couple of years and they don't taste as nice now, so I don't eat them at all "
They change everything good. Sugar content is being drastically reduced in irn bru! That's concerning. HP brown sauce isn't quite the same either but I still like it.
I remember the Chicago town pizzas used to give you massivee pepperoni chunks, was the perfect Saturday lunchtime food after WWF smackdown. Now it's itty bitty slices 
Back on topi. Bite top off, lick filling out and then scoff the rest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) used to call them '20p lick-outs'
He's very old as they are more like a 40p lick-out now.
I think ASDA do a lick-out for 35p but it's on special so I didn't want to count it and seem like I'd mislead anyone on lick-out price.
That's better than what I paid
Anyone selling them on the side? Maybe a knock off?"
Probably empty inside or gone a bit hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) used to call them '20p lick-outs'
He's very old as they are more like a 40p lick-out now.
I think ASDA do a lick-out for 35p but it's on special so I didn't want to count it and seem like I'd mislead anyone on lick-out price.
That's better than what I paid
Anyone selling them on the side? Maybe a knock off?
Probably empty inside or gone a bit hard "
Yeah, I didn't think that through did I... it's because I'm hungry now! |
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"My friend Mark (who is a ninja) used to call them '20p lick-outs'
He's very old as they are more like a 40p lick-out now.
I think ASDA do a lick-out for 35p but it's on special so I didn't want to count it and seem like I'd mislead anyone on lick-out price.
That's better than what I paid
Anyone selling them on the side? Maybe a knock off?"
There's a guy down the local called Gash that sells dodgy creme eggs but they taste of straw. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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I still remember at uni going to an Easter themed club night where they were giving out free cream eggs. In my d*unken state I out them in my bra for safe keeping. It wasn't a pretty site when I woke up the next morning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still remember at uni going to an Easter themed club night where they were giving out free cream eggs. In my d*unken state I out them in my bra for safe keeping. It wasn't a pretty site when I woke up the next morning! "
Haha, I can imagine!
Did you still eat them though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you eat yours ?
Off a shortish blonde's body is always a favorite
Fucking smooooooooth, right there... I take my hat off to you "
Why thank you kind sir  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you eat yours ?
As a treat on Easter Sunday breakfast i have eggs and soldiers...Cream Eggs with Cadbury choc finger soldiers  "
Damn that's a fucking good idea.
Lol, has anyone else here ever hard boiled an egg, coated it in chocolate, wrapped it in cellophane and given it to someone? Even worse, not hard boiled it. I could be a right bastard to my dad/mates sometimes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i like to peel them gently so i get the whole wrapper off in one un ripped sheet and flatten it out the egg it's self i put in the fridge to harden up a little then i slice it half, lengthways and pop in the bin for the rats down the landfill to have. horrible things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i like to peel them gently so i get the whole wrapper off in one un ripped sheet and flatten it out the egg it's self i put in the fridge to harden up a little then i slice it half, lengthways and pop in the bin for the rats down the landfill to have. horrible things. "
Haha, I like the effort involved.
Question is; what do you do with the flattened wrappers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't like them a galaxy caramel egg for me please and I bite of the top to suck out all the caramale them let the chocolatey she'll melt in my mouth "
100% this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i like to peel them gently so i get the whole wrapper off in one un ripped sheet and flatten it out the egg it's self i put in the fridge to harden up a little then i slice it half, lengthways and pop in the bin for the rats down the landfill to have. horrible things.
Haha, I like the effort involved.
Question is; what do you do with the flattened wrappers?"
i pull my sleeve over my thumb and 'polish' the creases out of them so they look pretty and shiny then they go in the bin usually. |
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"I think I have actually had sugar overload
I knew a dog with fudge poisoning 
What happened to him ?"
They de-fudged him! lol!
Seriously, he lived in a hotel/restaurant where they served home made fudge with the coffee, and everyone was so stuffed after lunch/dinner that they fed it to the dog!! I'm sure he was fine when they told everyone not to lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I have actually had sugar overload
I knew a dog with fudge poisoning
What happened to him ?
They de-fudged him! lol!
Seriously, he lived in a hotel/restaurant where they served home made fudge with the coffee, and everyone was so stuffed after lunch/dinner that they fed it to the dog!! I'm sure he was fine when they told everyone not to lol!"
lol that's so funny |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"I still remember at uni going to an Easter themed club night where they were giving out free cream eggs. In my d*unken state I out them in my bra for safe keeping. It wasn't a pretty site when I woke up the next morning!
Haha, I can imagine!
Did you still eat them though? "
No. Kind of put me off. Mini eggs on the other hand... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw shortishblonde I can't message you... I have a box of creme eggs here!
I've had my fix today think two is enough lol "
Ahhh but what about my fix haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aw shortishblonde I can't message you... I have a box of creme eggs here!
I've had my fix today think two is enough lol
Ahhh but what about my fix haha "
I will let you eat all the ones you got |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still remember at uni going to an Easter themed club night where they were giving out free cream eggs. In my d*unken state I out them in my bra for safe keeping. It wasn't a pretty site when I woke up the next morning!
Haha, I can imagine!
Did you still eat them though?
No. Kind of put me off. Mini eggs on the other hand... "
mini eggs are like smack, but you don't end up living in the west end of morecambe giving handjobs to sweetshop owners for a few of 'em win win |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe.....
I like a lady to bite the bottom off and wiggle it on before me before blowing me. But hey we all have kinks right
That's a new way to eat it I guess
Won't see that on the advert though...
No definitely not lol "
Might do in Mexico some of there adverts are awesome. Saw one recently for safe sex with lots of vegetables and fruit in various poses  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe.....
I like a lady to bite the bottom off and wiggle it on before me before blowing me. But hey we all have kinks right
That's a new way to eat it I guess
Won't see that on the advert though...
No definitely not lol
Might do in Mexico some of there adverts are awesome. Saw one recently for safe sex with lots of vegetables and fruit in various poses "
Might google that then need a laugh lol |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"I still remember at uni going to an Easter themed club night where they were giving out free cream eggs. In my d*unken state I out them in my bra for safe keeping. It wasn't a pretty site when I woke up the next morning!
Haha, I can imagine!
Did you still eat them though?
No. Kind of put me off. Mini eggs on the other hand...
mini eggs are like smack, but you don't end up living in the west end of morecambe giving handjobs to sweetshop owners for a few of 'em win win "
Yep it's all or nothing with mini eggs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I used to like biting the top off and sucking the middle out but having seen a couple of very dodgy pics of eggs inserted in places on here, I've been put right off eating them! |
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"As corny as it sounds, I actually like to lick them out... I know, I know, cringe.....
I like a lady to bite the bottom off and wiggle it on before me before blowing me. But hey we all have kinks right
That's a new way to eat it I guess
Won't see that on the advert though...
No definitely not lol
Might do in Mexico some of there adverts are awesome. Saw one recently for safe sex with lots of vegetables and fruit in various poses
Might google that then need a laugh lol"
If you find it let us know .., all i got was guacamole recipes haha |
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