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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?"

Yup... I like em small.

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By *elson61Man  over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

I'm 6'3" and a ladies height is not an issue for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"no lol"

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?"

I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6.

I ain't no dwarf!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?

I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6.

I ain't no dwarf!! "

A rose by any other name......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're the odd couple at 6ft 2 and 4ft 11 respectively.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?

I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6.

I ain't no dwarf!!

A rose by any other name...... "

You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We're the odd couple at 6ft 2 and 4ft 11 respectively. "

We're odd but it has nothing to do with our heights lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?

I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6.

I ain't no dwarf!!

A rose by any other name......

You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf!"

lol I know, I'm kidding around, something to lighten the afternoon. No need to get on your high horse lol.... that's got to have gotten a laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whew I'm 5'0 so technically I'm not a dwarf not yet anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whew I'm 5'0 so technically I'm not a dwarf not yet anyway "

Is like me saying, I have hair on the back and sides of my head so I'm not technically bald lol

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?

I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6.

I ain't no dwarf!!

A rose by any other name......

You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf!

lol I know, I'm kidding around, something to lighten the afternoon. No need to get on your high horse lol.... that's got to have gotten a laugh?"

No I'm allergic to horses

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves.

Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same.

Any love for the vertically challenged?

I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6.

I ain't no dwarf!!

A rose by any other name......

You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf!

lol I know, I'm kidding around, something to lighten the afternoon. No need to get on your high horse lol.... that's got to have gotten a laugh?

No I'm allergic to horses "

Sheesh, tough crowd....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whew I'm 5'0 so technically I'm not a dwarf not yet anyway

Is like me saying, I have hair on the back and sides of my head so I'm not technically bald lol"

Well your not well not quite lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

Comedy gold right there

That made me laugh my little socks off

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By *lue NarwhalMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I have a thing about dwarves with learning difficulties..

Although I have been.told it's not big and it's not clever...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a thing about dwarves with learning difficulties..

Although I have been.told it's not big and it's not clever... "

I actually read that in the original comedians voice. He was on Mock The Week...

Funny though

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