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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.   "
We could pair them up with the women who are desperate for a baby- might help the NHS stop wasting money on fertility treatment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck. "
You're on the wrong site; all the guys on Fab get loads of female attention... we're so busy we don't have time to answer all our messages, let alone squeeze in a crafty shag!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
Now if you'd have asked yesterday I'd have said yes. But I'm now all picky and all that crap! "
Aarrgghh tease!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good luck finding desperate man on here! Everyone knows Fab blokes are that higher calibre of gentleman, and only shag those with whom they make an intimate spiritual connection. And also any ladies that let them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
We could pair them up with the women who are desperate for a baby- might help the NHS stop wasting money on fertility treatment "
The thirsty desperado betas are the last people you want breeding. There are quite simply some people who shouldn't have kids, many of them on here lol |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
We could pair them up with the women who are desperate for a baby- might help the NHS stop wasting money on fertility treatment
The thirsty desperado betas are the last people you want breeding. There are quite simply some people who shouldn't have kids, many of them on here lol"
too late. i've already rolled out 4 strapping aesthetic specimens myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good luck finding desperate man on here! Everyone knows Fab blokes are that higher calibre of gentleman, and only shag those with whom they make an intimate spiritual connection. And also any ladies that let them."
Any ladies that let them 
Fab men are truly Fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good luck finding desperate man on here! Everyone knows Fab blokes are that higher calibre of gentleman, and only shag those with whom they make an intimate spiritual connection. And also any ladies that let them."
i just want my junk to be slapped about a bit, not fussed who...can of special brew in it for the first taker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll shag anyone. Anywhere
do you like special brew?
Tennent's super or no deal  "
aye, go on, the four packs are on offer down the corner shop just now so yer in luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please!
I will if you're sti free,but just a quick grope "
i was at my last check and that's fine, it'll only take a second anyhow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi...I'm Dan!
deperate dan has already posted, scroll up.
i'll scroll up if you touch it!
i'm teetotal so you're out of luck.  "
i've got some water if you'd prefer? maybe even some dilutey squash...push the boat out...eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
You do mean desperate and handsome don't you?! "
Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck. "
Got a couple of days off next week was going to wash my work clothes and iron my shirts but I suppose I could put that off if you like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*
Hey.
You thirsty?
Yes I am.
sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?
yeah.
True story.
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knew someone would come good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*
Hey.
You thirsty?
Yes I am.
sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?
yeah.
True story.
knew someone would come good "
I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*
Hey.
You thirsty?
Yes I am.
sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?
yeah.
True story.
knew someone would come good
I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on. "
that's the most abstract reason i've had for someone wanting to jump my bones but i'll take it! and i saw them but the thread was closed and i wasn't gonna go in after lights out and bump it with 'bark chippings'
would have sounded weird. i bought it 'cos it was convenient and this is garden:year0 so i didn't have the foresight to make my own, i shall be however happy now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*
Hey.
You thirsty?
Yes I am.
sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?
yeah.
True story.
knew someone would come good
I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on. "
Is Goldenrod related to the Red Hot Poker? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*
Hey.
You thirsty?
Yes I am.
sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?
yeah.
True story.
knew someone would come good
I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.
that's the most abstract reason i've had for someone wanting to jump my bones but i'll take it! and i saw them but the thread was closed and i wasn't gonna go in after lights out and bump it with 'bark chippings'
would have sounded weird. i bought it 'cos it was convenient and this is garden:year0 so i didn't have the foresight to make my own, i shall be however happy now? "
I'm smoking a post-coital metaphorical cigarette of contentment |
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"i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please!
I will if you're sti free,but just a quick grope
i was at my last check and that's fine, it'll only take a second anyhow "
Right I'll stick my Marigolds away then if they're not needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*
Hey.
You thirsty?
Yes I am.
sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?
yeah.
True story.
knew someone would come good
I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.
Is Goldenrod related to the Red Hot Poker?"
No, I would assume not as goldenrod is a solidago and rhps are kniphofia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*
Hey.
You thirsty?
Yes I am.
sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?
yeah.
True story.
knew someone would come good
I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.
that's the most abstract reason i've had for someone wanting to jump my bones but i'll take it! and i saw them but the thread was closed and i wasn't gonna go in after lights out and bump it with 'bark chippings'
would have sounded weird. i bought it 'cos it was convenient and this is garden:year0 so i didn't have the foresight to make my own, i shall be however happy now?
I'm smoking a post-coital metaphorical cigarette of contentment "
i feel like we've achieved closure on this 'hanging' issue now  |
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck. "
You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.
"Men don't fancy me because I'm":
Too fat,
Too thin,
Too old,
Too young,
Too womanly,
Not real woman enough,
Too short,
Too tall,
Tits too big,
Tits too small,
Bum to big,
Bum too small,
Too many tattoos,
Not enough tattoos,
Too fit,
Too lazy,
Too many sexual partners,
Not enough experience.
Feel free to add your own 'issues'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.
"Men don't fancy me because I'm":
Too fat,
Too thin,
Too old,
Too young,
Too womanly,
Not real woman enough,
Too short,
Too tall,
Tits too big,
Tits too small,
Bum to big,
Bum too small,
Too many tattoos,
Not enough tattoos,
Too fit,
Too lazy,
Too many sexual partners,
Not enough experience.
Feel free to add your own 'issues'. "
Too needy
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.
"Men don't fancy me because I'm":
Too fat,
Too thin,
Too old,
Too young,
Too womanly,
Not real woman enough,
Too short,
Too tall,
Tits too big,
Tits too small,
Bum to big,
Bum too small,
Too many tattoos,
Not enough tattoos,
Too fit,
Too lazy,
Too many sexual partners,
Not enough experience.
Feel free to add your own 'issues'.
Too needy
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Not needy enough, |
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.
"Men don't fancy me because I'm":
Too fat,
Too thin,
Too old,
Too young,
Too womanly,
Not real woman enough,
Too short,
Too tall,
Tits too big,
Tits too small,
Bum to big,
Bum too small,
Too many tattoos,
Not enough tattoos,
Too fit,
Too lazy,
Too many sexual partners,
Not enough experience.
Feel free to add your own 'issues'.
Too needy
Not needy enough, "
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/670443#message_14202436 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.
"Men don't fancy me because I'm":
Too fat,
Too thin,
Too old,
Too young,
Too womanly,
Not real woman enough,
Too short,
Too tall,
Tits too big,
Tits too small,
Bum to big,
Bum too small,
Too many tattoos,
Not enough tattoos,
Too fit,
Too lazy,
Too many sexual partners,
Not enough experience.
Feel free to add your own 'issues'. "
Thanks Clem. I'll try and cut my issues down into something catchy for a new thread. |
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"Roll up! Roll up!
Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.
You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.
"Men don't fancy me because I'm":
Too fat,
Too thin,
Too old,
Too young,
Too womanly,
Not real woman enough,
Too short,
Too tall,
Tits too big,
Tits too small,
Bum to big,
Bum too small,
Too many tattoos,
Not enough tattoos,
Too fit,
Too lazy,
Too many sexual partners,
Not enough experience.
Feel free to add your own 'issues'.
Thanks Clem. I'll try and cut my issues down into something catchy for a new thread. "
Don't call them issues, call them attractions........ |
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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago
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"there's plenty of desperate men on here.
tip though. do not verify them otherwise the desperate women will steal them.
Haha, true story! "
can be embarrassing as fuck when you see just how desperate they actually were.
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