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Ode ta Kev our wayward son xx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The man is back but cannot post.
Cause his old account is toast.
Away he went just for a week and cause of that he cannot speak.
The mankini now is airing, (soon his botty will be bearing)
So I ask you Admin please.
Enough of this (our Kev dont tease).
Hold him for a few more weeks
Or make him promise dont show his cheeks.
Frockles, mate this ode requested.
Cause Laines Patience ya tested.
And took the piss out of Laine bint.
While she had ta do her stint.
So next time mate just bear in mind.
The forums sometimes they ain't kind xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The man is back but cannot post.
Cause his old account is toast.
Away he went just for a week and cause of that he cannot speak.
The mankini now is airing, (soon his botty will be bearing)
So I ask you Admin please.
Enough of this (our Kev dont tease).
Hold him for a few more weeks
Or make him promise dont show his cheeks.
Frockles, mate this ode requested.
Cause Laines Patience ya tested.
And took the piss out of Laine bint.
While she had ta do her stint.
So next time mate just bear in mind.
The forums sometimes they ain't kind xx "
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a chap Kev40's
Who came on fab for some naughties
A forumite he became
Although posts were pretty lame
He naffed off on us one night
Account out of sight much to our delight
Last night our luck changed somewhat
I spotted he was back amongst us lot 
There he stands waiting for 7 days to pass by
For every time he goes to post he can only sigh
Freedom of speech the fella does crave
Until Sunday I shall continue to be brave
He can't post on here until then
I'm gonna enjoy reminding him again & again
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"how come he cant post then?
There is a week delay,even if u are verified ect...i suppose it is to stop trouble makers constantly opening new accounts."
obviouslt doesnt work seing the numer of return forumites we've had recently
Wishy, Laine, Stuscotland and now Kev40's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soapy............... I fucking love you !!!
For Sale... one used ring. No not that one, ya filty moobag!!!!!!"
Hold on..... I dinna love him that much, I no wanting yer man permanent. 
(scarey mare) |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Soapy............... I fucking love you !!!
For Sale... one used ring. No not that one, ya filty moobag!!!!!!
Hold on..... I dinna love him that much, I no wanting yer man permanent.
(scarey mare) "
ffs Loops, thought you were giving me a reprieve there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haw Kev............... ye lurker!!
Hope yer hernia is healing, keep wearing the truss.
What.... did he not tell the rest of you about that?
He sprained a 'nad attempting to limbo in his mankini..... don't believe all that pish he told you about happy ever after with his lass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am i the only one that is confused ?
thought he was off in vanilla love land "
No you're not alone, especially after the big announcement.
He's only just left - bit daft really. Most people just hide their profiles - but hey ho...we're all different! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am i the only one that is confused ?
thought he was off in vanilla love land
No you're not alone, especially after the big announcement.
He's only just left - bit daft really. Most people just hide their profiles - but hey ho...we're all different!"
Well ya has ta forgive him hes only a man xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He missed us, plain and simple, didn't ya Kev 
We are waiting for an answer Kev
God ya a fookin nosey bint you xx "
No! Not nosey... I just think it's damn right ignorant of him not to answer Pet yet
....the rude twot  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No! Not nosey... I just think it's damn right ignorant of him not to answer Pet yet
....the rude twot
Hey won't be the first or last time I'm ignored "
Who said that?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"how come he cant post then?
There is a week delay,even if u are verified ect...i suppose it is to stop trouble makers constantly opening new accounts.
would it be really naughty to ban him from the forums for a week the day he is allowed to post? "
Go on i dare ya xx |
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