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"have a safe journey.....hope you've not forgotten anything xxx
She will xx 
Her speedily packed suitcase?  "
What worries me is she bought a new one last week and spent last night complaining it is too bloody small lol xx  |
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"have a safe journey.....hope you've not forgotten anything xxx
She will xx
Her speedily packed suitcase?
What worries me is she bought a new one last week and spent last night complaining it is too bloody small lol xx "
well....a kitchen sink takes up a lot of room  |
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"have a safe journey.....hope you've not forgotten anything xxx
She will xx
Her speedily packed suitcase?
What worries me is she bought a new one last week and spent last night complaining it is too bloody small lol xx
well....a kitchen sink takes up a lot of room "
Not to mention the chain. |
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"have a safe journey.....hope you've not forgotten anything xxx
She will xx
Her speedily packed suitcase?
What worries me is she bought a new one last week and spent last night complaining it is too bloody small lol xx
well....a kitchen sink takes up a lot of room "
Yeah but come on the bathroom as well xx |
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"have a safe journey.....hope you've not forgotten anything xxx
She will xx
Her speedily packed suitcase?
What worries me is she bought a new one last week and spent last night complaining it is too bloody small lol xx
well....a kitchen sink takes up a lot of room
Not to mention the chain."
She never takes that off me lol xx |
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Her speedily packed suitcase?
What worries me is she bought a new one last week and spent last night complaining it is too bloody small lol xx "
......tis all the torture equipment...it takes up a lot of room..mwaaaaahhahahahaha 
see you Saturday _muma...and soapy (if he's able ) xxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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you shower of bastards!!! Now I'm going to have to unpack and re-pack just to check I haven't forgotten anything!!!
See you at 5 Snoggles xxxxx See you Saturday Chez (Soapy may be dead by then) xx |
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"you shower of bastards!!! Now I'm going to have to unpack and re-pack just to check I haven't forgotten anything!!!
See you at 5 Snoggles xxxxx See you Saturday Chez (Soapy may be dead by then) xx"
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"you shower of bastards!!! Now I'm going to have to unpack and re-pack just to check I haven't forgotten anything!!!
See you at 5 Snoggles xxxxx See you Saturday Chez (Soapy may be dead by then) xx"
You two are sooo funny at times, really made us smile and chuckle just a wee bit |
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" Have a Safe Trip will be waiting on the platform for ya as arranged with Red Carnation in lapel and Sausage roll in my left hand... "
Just don't trust him if he asks ya to have a nibble. |
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"Does her train come through Lancs and if so what time, then I can get me ear plugs ready?"
You'll hear it approaching as it passes through Gretna, screeching it's wheels in protest as FM tries to wrench the controls away from the driver whilst insisting she knows all about enjuns as her youth was spent hauling them down the back lane so the scrap dealer could buy them off her for a bag of toffees. |
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"Does her train come through Lancs and if so what time, then I can get me ear plugs ready?
You'll hear it approaching as it passes through Gretna, screeching it's wheels in protest as FM tries to wrench the controls away from the driver whilst insisting she knows all about enjuns as her youth was spent hauling them down the back lane so the scrap dealer could buy them off her for a bag of toffees."
Fuck she told ya that story then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bugger shes going ta be on time after all
Id better shift me ass then i suppose
OK you lot see ya in a fortnight
Unless of course i gets time off fa good behaviour xx |
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"Bugger shes going ta be on time after all
Id better shift me ass then i suppose
OK you lot see ya in a fortnight
Unless of course i gets time off fa good behaviour xx "
She may give you time off for BAD behaviour |
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