I blame the lost hole. Its where all the odd socks go. It will spit it out just after you have thrown the other away after hoping for ages the matching one will turn up.....or is it the sock goblins?? |
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i lose my lighter every 15 minutes or so...and its often right beside me lol
In a car a few days ago am looking in EVERY pocket for my ligher...only to notice its in my hand lol |
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"i lose my lighter every 15 minutes or so...and its often right beside me lol
In a car a few days ago am looking in EVERY pocket for my ligher...only to notice its in my hand lol"
ye smokey joe you  |
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"i lose my lighter every 15 minutes or so...and its often right beside me lol
In a car a few days ago am looking in EVERY pocket for my ligher...only to notice its in my hand lol"
I am a lighter nicker I'm afraid. Thing is I don;t realise I di it half the time. Does oh's head in. least he knows where to go when he wants a light
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"i lose my lighter every 15 minutes or so...and its often right beside me lol
In a car a few days ago am looking in EVERY pocket for my ligher...only to notice its in my hand lol
ye smokey joe you "
Im a considerate smoker tho...i dont blow on the face of a blowjobber...er....if u know what i mean hehehehe x |
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"hope alzheimers isn't hereditary or I'm shagged.......or was I......  "
thanks...was the best nite of sex ever....and u dont remember it....plus ya stole my lighter....have a new one tho..its in my pics hehe |
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Why do people always say I bet you find it in the last place you look... of course I fookin will cos I won't keep on looking for it after I've found it, will I! |
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"hope alzheimers isn't hereditary or I'm shagged.......or was I......
thanks...wasnt the best nite of sex ever....and u dont remember it....plus ya stole my zimmer frame....have a new one tho..its in my pics hehe"
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"Why do people always say I bet you find it in the last place you look... of course I fookin will cos I won't keep on looking for it after I've found it, will I! "
It is a philosophical statement... |
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"hope alzheimers isn't hereditary or I'm shagged.......or was I......
thanks...was the best nite of sex ever....and u dont remember it....plus ya stole my lighter....have a new one tho..its in my pics hehe"
I do get flash backs of the good stuff You gave me the lighter. Your just picking on my insensibilities |
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"Why do people always say I bet you find it in the last place you look... of course I fookin will cos I won't keep on looking for it after I've found it, will I!
It is a philosophical statement... "
Well if they're that frickin smart why don't they tell me what the last place I'll look in is going to be so I look there first. |
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"Why do people always say I bet you find it in the last place you look... of course I fookin will cos I won't keep on looking for it after I've found it, will I!
It is a philosophical statement...
Well if they're that frickin smart why don't they tell me what the last place I'll look in is going to be so I look there first."
It's where you left it, go figure |
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Loosing two days memory isnt a bundle of laughs especially when youve got severe bruising all down one side of your body, bruised ribs, lumps all in your head scratches all over your arms and a smashed up full length mirror and still havent a clue |
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"Why do people always say I bet you find it in the last place you look... of course I fookin will cos I won't keep on looking for it after I've found it, will I!
It is a philosophical statement...
Well if they're that frickin smart why don't they tell me what the last place I'll look in is going to be so I look there first."
Will still be the last place you look. |
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"Loosing two days memory isnt a bundle of laughs especially when youve got severe bruising all down one side of your body, bruised ribs, lumps all in your head scratches all over your arms and a smashed up full length mirror and still havent a clue "
I'd like to believe I beat a ninja up and won  |
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"Loosing two days memory isnt a bundle of laughs especially when youve got severe bruising all down one side of your body, bruised ribs, lumps all in your head scratches all over your arms and a smashed up full length mirror and still havent a clue "
Bad weekend flower...  |
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"Why do people always say I bet you find it in the last place you look... of course I fookin will cos I won't keep on looking for it after I've found it, will I!
It is a philosophical statement...
Well if they're that frickin smart why don't they tell me what the last place I'll look in is going to be so I look there first.
Will still be the last place you look. "
Now THAT'S feckin philosophical!! Smartarse.  |
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"Why do people always say I bet you find it in the last place you look... of course I fookin will cos I won't keep on looking for it after I've found it, will I!
It is a philosophical statement...
Well if they're that frickin smart why don't they tell me what the last place I'll look in is going to be so I look there first.
Will still be the last place you look.
Now THAT'S feckin philosophical!! Smartarse. "
Couldn't help myslef, have been reading Jeremy Bentham... |
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