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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose --  -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place? "
Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs "
Awww thanks m1cks. You looked great in them btw.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs
Awww thanks m1cks. You looked great in them btw. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs
Awww thanks m1cks. You looked great in them btw. "
Naw  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hubby just said...(sat in the sitting room )
The two of us....should be in the bedroom  "
Awww I like him! Now get up there and get some sexy times happening so I can live vicariously through your rumpy-pumpy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hubby just said...(sat in the sitting room )
The two of us....should be in the bedroom
Awww I like him! Now get up there and get some sexy times happening so I can live vicariously through your rumpy-pumpy! "
On it ...like a car bonnet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Colonic irrigation ?   "
Forced enemas for my victims. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place? "
Yep; me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Yep; me "
You are always welcome in any surrounding  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too "
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go? "
We also have a very large dog to go in said cage.. He is friendly though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Yep; me
You are always welcome in any surrounding "
Aw. Fanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
We also have a very large dog to go in said cage.. He is friendly though. "
I love doggies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go? "
Yeah we can. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can."
You're going in the cage, James. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James."
What?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James.
What?!"
Hahahaha! Don't worry, Jimbo, I'm sure it'll be fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft 
He's not real!
Ffs there are children on here "
The snow globe one, I mean! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James.
What?!
Hahahaha! Don't worry, Jimbo, I'm sure it'll be fine "
He'd fit nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Christmas murderer
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What's the matter? Couldn't you find the code for the blood splattered version of that emoji? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A great big dog cage
Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James.
What?!
Hahahaha! Don't worry, Jimbo, I'm sure it'll be fine
He'd fit nicely "
*all quivery at the image of Jim caged and vulnerable* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Christmas murderer
What's the matter? Couldn't you find the code for the blood splattered version of that emoji?"
 is the best I can do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Ffs there are children on here
The snow globe one, I mean!"
Too late.
You've just ruined Christmas in countless households.
Try not to let it keep you awake.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ironing board, iron with associated paraphernalia in my inner sanctum, the Cornish Room, my posh sitting room, supposedly!  "
The Cornish room? Is it crammed full of clotted cream, jam, scones and pasties too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Christmas murderer
What's the matter? Couldn't you find the code for the blood splattered version of that emoji?
is the best I can do."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic. "
What the fuck is a face hugger? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger? "
I just don't know you anymore |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Ffs there are children on here
The snow globe one, I mean!
Too late.
You've just ruined Christmas in countless households.
Try not to let it keep you awake. "
I've got ruined at Christmas in many households and tend to find oversleeping is more of an issue! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?"
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A DVD in the bedroom.
I don't have a DVD player
DVD of?
Shakespeare in Love
Oh dear.
Audiovisual aphrodisiac just doesn't work without a DVD player  "
This is not an aphrodisiac |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker? "
I watch chic flicks and funny films. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I swear most of house is in the wrong rooms!!! Bloody dog keeps punching things & hiding them!!! "
I have springers too. They punch fuck out of everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A DVD in the bedroom.
I don't have a DVD player
DVD of?
Shakespeare in Love
Oh dear.
Audiovisual aphrodisiac just doesn't work without a DVD player
This is not an aphrodisiac "
You wouldn't know an aphrodisiac if it sidled up and poked you in the boob |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
I watch chic flicks and funny films. "
I like dick flicks and fanny films |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A DVD in the bedroom.
I don't have a DVD player
DVD of?
Shakespeare in Love
Oh dear.
Audiovisual aphrodisiac just doesn't work without a DVD player
This is not an aphrodisiac
You wouldn't know an aphrodisiac if it sidled up and poked you in the boob"
True |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker? "
First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage."
The full cycle of life in the north |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage."
That's one thing I can't do; get pregnant. Up the bum; no harm |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage.
The full cycle of life in the north "
I think Elton John sang a song about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
I watch chic flicks and funny films.
I like dick flicks and fanny films "
Oooo. Nooooo. I'm really not into rude films. I like romance and a good cry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Incongruous
I won't even attempt to pretend I know that word, but going on your closing question there does appear to be a picture of daffy duck in my current Disney colouring book....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a crosstrainer in the kitchen, a massage chair and foot massager in the dining room and currently parts of my hot tub all over the conservatory floor as trying to fix it!
At least I'm in the right place ~ my lovely big bed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Incongruous
I won't even attempt to pretend I know that word, but going on your closing question there does appear to be a picture of daffy duck in my current Disney colouring book....
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Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood!
Re Daffy - thatsth desthpicable!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a crosstrainer in the kitchen, a massage chair and foot massager in the dining room and currently parts of my hot tub all over the conservatory floor as trying to fix it!
At least I'm in the right place ~ my lovely big bed "
Awww tucks you in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood!
Anything for you gorgeousaurus "
I've got a fun proposition for you actually. If you can get away for a weekend for a mini break... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood!
Anything for you gorgeousaurus
I've got a fun proposition for you actually. If you can get away for a weekend for a mini break... "
Don't tell me...
Is it Legoland
It's legoland isn't it
* hops from one leg to the other *
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood!
Anything for you gorgeousaurus
I've got a fun proposition for you actually. If you can get away for a weekend for a mini break...
Don't tell me...
Is it Legoland
It's legoland isn't it
* hops from one leg to the other *
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Totally is. |
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