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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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still makes me  , Mike Myers is too good in this movie, what's your best one liners, quotes or jokes from this title.
Mines is 'totally shagadelic baby'
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be me because I've never seen it and based on the trailers I have seen I won't either. Liz Hurley!!!!a women who had a career based on wearing a dress!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Must be me because I've never seen it and based on the trailers I have seen I won't either. Liz Hurley!!!!a women who had a career based on wearing a dress! "
Get it seen.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Must be me because I've never seen it and based on the trailers I have seen I won't either. Liz Hurley!!!!a women who had a career based on wearing a dress!
Get it seen. "
So I Married An Axe Murderer was a good movie though. |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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Felicity Shagwell: Austin Powers, I presume.
Austin: Powers by name, powers by reputation.
Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.
Austin: Oh, bee-have.
Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Felicity Shagwell: Austin Powers, I presume.
Austin: Powers by name, powers by reputation.
Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.
Austin: Oh, bee-have.
Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it."
Lmao at oh, bee-have  |
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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago
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"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.
Dr. Evil: Charming.
Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could chokkke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know? |
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