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What's a top lie that men tell. ....?
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"I love tou" They say that when d*unk... Usually it's I love you | |||
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"I love tou" * you Dam she beat me too it | |||
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"I'm single "This  | |||
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"I've never measured it..... "Hahaha u copied my post | |||
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I'm a semi professional photographer | |||
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"I love giving oral" I do love giving oral | |||
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"I've never measured it..... "I honestly have not measured it.....
Or measured anything else | |||
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"You're the most stunning woman I have seen on here "That's a definite winner as far as lies go. | |||
"I've never measured it.....
Hahaha u copied my post "Its a compliment | |||
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"I love giving oral I do love giving oral "Ok, i'll let you off | |||
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"I love giving oral" I actually do love giving oral. No lie!! | |||
"No, I definitely don't cum over your breakfast cereal whilst sniffing a pair of your sisters dirty knickers every morning.... " Gross! | |||
"No, I definitely don't cum over your breakfast cereal whilst sniffing a pair of your sisters dirty knickers every morning.... Gross! "Funny though | |||
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"I never lie in the 1st place "'I wouldnt lie to you!'....that's definitely in the top ten! ! | |||
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"I love giving oral" this | |||
"I never lie in the 1st place "biggest lie. | |||
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"I'm better then any man on fab. "Oh I am lol | |||
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"I never lie in the 1st place
'I wouldnt lie to you!'....that's definitely in the top ten! !"No im being serious I never lie. Sum times im too onist for my own good to. | |||
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"I never lie in the 1st place biggest lie. "Realey im being serious I never lie. Sum times im too onist for my own good to. | |||
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"I never lie in the 1st place
'I wouldnt lie to you!'....that's definitely in the top ten! !
No im being serious
I never lie.
Sum times im too onist for my own good to. "I know sweetie I believe you, I don't either, but many do! | |||
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"Its not you ...... its me . "Oh that old chestnut. | |||
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"I never lie in the 1st place
'I wouldnt lie to you!'....that's definitely in the top ten! !
No im being serious
I never lie.
Sum times im too onist for my own good to.
I know sweetie I believe you, I don't either, but many do!"And that's the true sham of it. cos it then spoils it for us onist ones. | |||
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"Its not you ...... its me . "It's not you, it's me, I just don't like YOU!  | |||
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"You give the best bj ever. "Was thinking that one myself as its on most veris | |||
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"You give the best bj ever.
Was thinking that one myself as its on most veris "exactly lol. When will men realise we know it's all crap haha x | |||
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"Sorry cant meet you now my grandma has died " Can't believe anyone would actually say that  | |||
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"Sorry cant meet you now my grandma has died Can't believe anyone would actually say that "oh trust me. I can believe that | |||
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"I love giving oral" I genuinely do love giving oral | |||
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"I'm single " | |||
"You're the most stunning woman I have seen on here "Haha yes! | |||
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"I've never measured it..... "What survey is this from then? Lol | |||
"I've never measured it.....
What survey is this from then? Lol"A privately funded study. .. | |||
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"I've never measured it.....
What survey is this from then? Lol
A privately funded study. .. "Looks like they may have run out of funding at the most critical part lol | |||
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"I'm just popping for a quick pint love "Out, or out out? https://youtu.be/ug_7TsTzOfI | |||
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"Sorry cant meet you now my grandma has died Can't believe anyone would actually say that "Standard excuse ive heard it more times than i care to remember | |||
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"Someone stole my shoe.... "I see what you did there. Nice work m'lady. | |||
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"That's never happened before!" Lol | |||
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"I don't mind - you choose what we do/have (etc). I'm not going to complain. I'll never cheat. I've not cheated on you. " Oh god I hate it when they don't mind lol!! | |||
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"Yes of course I know what I'm doing" Oooh I've heard that before!! | |||
"I never lie "I believe you | |||
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"I don't need to ask for directions! "In which context are we talking? | |||
"I don't need to ask for directions!
In which context are we talking? "Driving or flat pack! | |||
"I don't need to ask for directions!
In which context are we talking?
Driving or flat pack! "Flat pack? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? | |||
"I don't need to ask for directions!
In which context are we talking?
Driving or flat pack!
Flat pack? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "Damned if I know at my age! | |||
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"You give the best bj ever.
Was thinking that one myself as its on most veris "Pmsl! Men do lie about this, but cocks never do; if he goes soft, you DON'T give the best bj ever | |||
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"I've never measured it..... "Lol yes but only with a remote control | |||
"You're the most stunning woman I have seen on here Haha yes! "With those green eyes you are | |||
"I'm single "This! | |||
"I love giving oral" I don't lie about that . Love going down on nice smooth Pussy ?? | |||
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"I'm working late " *scribbles that down for future use* | |||
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"Love oral can lick a smooth pussy for hours . "Mmmmm sit on my face il lick you for hours | |||
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"Love oral can lick a smooth pussy for hours . "Why only a smooth one And who really wants that for hours? | |||
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"I am single lol "Classic | |||
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Mrsmazza x | |||
