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What's a top lie women tell.....
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over a year ago
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New shoes clothes when she knows she has been over spending...what this no this thing I've had it ages
Of course ur the best shag I've ever had
Giving much lower amount of sexual partners than they really have
And yes I u made me cum
Would say they are somewhere in top ten of most told lies from women |
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over a year ago
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"I'm fine!!...we all know that means I'm really pissed off so watch out.
Yep 
I don't want anything for my birthday. "
God help him if he doesn't get us anything lol. |
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"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men
Have we met   I think we have all met those men at some point lol."
It's only because you're so stunning is my attempt to save the situation  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men
Have we met I think we have all met those men at some point lol.
It's only because you're so stunning is my attempt to save the situation lol"
that's a man's biggest lie all the time lol. We are all stunning haha. |
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over a year ago
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Saying nothing when you ask whats up.. Better watch yourselves 
No I haven't ate the whole packet of biscuits/Terry's Chocolate orange/family pack of gold bars 
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"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men
Have we met "
Oh are you the guy who came before he was fully hard during the bj... now that was embarrassing for both of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want anyone to buy me flowers or perfume....."
Not always a lie would rather my bloke bought me a new toy than flowers that are gonna die or perfume that I've already got shit loads of lol |
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"I don't want anything for my birthday. "
Yep...my Mother tells that one every year, and every year my Father and I are left running round the shops desperately trying to find something... |
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sorry- I am propably not if I told you something there was a reason in the first place
no I am not hungry- but ehat you ordered for yourself looks really good so I am just going to help myself when you are not looking |
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"sorry- I am propably not if I told you something there was a reason in the first place
no I am not hungry- but ehat you ordered for yourself looks really good so I am just going to help myself when you are not looking"
'No I don't want chips' |
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"sorry- I am propably not if I told you something there was a reason in the first place
no I am not hungry- but ehat you ordered for yourself looks really good so I am just going to help myself when you are not looking"
Not even with Liam Neeson? |
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""I don't want any fries"
Haha, i said that one....
Ha ha! Mind you, I NEVER ever tell that lie myself 
Fries before guys "
"I don't want any fries.......I want YOUR fries!!!"
This is hard wired into women, sorry guys..... |
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over a year ago
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"I'm curvy
Those beanpole skinny ones keep fibbing eh! 
Not quite
Surely you wouldn't be complaining about EXCESS curves being described as curvy???"
you mean ripples? |
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over a year ago
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"I don't like shopping Can I say as a woman (I think) I hate shopping with a passion. Sorry to be odd
Oh no and i was gonna take u shopping as well "
Oh that's so sweet. I will have the coffee . You go shop |
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they always fall for that one 
be afraid!! 
(Well it was on the men's lies thread too!)
