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"Hmmm physically, my green eyes. Though me as a person and not just physically, probably my mind like Wyldestyle or my caring silly personality 
Em
I can vouch you have beautiful eyes  E x"
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"I'm a pretty nice person, I try to see the good in everyone, that's probably my best feature. I also like my clavicles! E x"
And ditto - all true. Very sexy lovely lady x |
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"I'm a pretty nice person, I try to see the good in everyone, that's probably my best feature. I also like my clavicles! E x
And ditto - all true. Very sexy lovely lady x "
Thank you, beautiful xxx |
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"Eyes and nature i guess snap!
You like my eyes and nature too? 
I like that you look like Hugh Jackman
Haha, do i? Is it the big hair and Stubble?  "
You actually have his face! Can I sit on it please? |
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"Erm..."
That was 3 hours ago... 
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??  |
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ?? "
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London  . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you. |
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you."
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea  |
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea "
Hmmm...
Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?
It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...
And time for breakfast in London when you reply |
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea
Hmmm...
Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?
It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...
And time for breakfast in London when you reply "
Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's  |
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea
Hmmm...
Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?
It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...
And time for breakfast in London when you reply
Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's "
Damn I didn't even spell it right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea
Hmmm...
Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?
It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...
And time for breakfast in London when you reply
Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's "
Oh I see...
Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.
Hey... you don't even have chocolate there? 
And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"
Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off |
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea
Hmmm...
Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?
It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...
And time for breakfast in London when you reply
Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's
Oh I see...
Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.
Hey... you don't even have chocolate there?
And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"
Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off "
Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling!  |
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My skin...lol
Sooooo many girls have been kissed off at it's smoothness. Seems to really annoy...
At the same time I've never had a girl say... I've been watching you and your skin looks amazing... take me home.
So... maybe I don't know shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea
Hmmm...
Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?
It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...
And time for breakfast in London when you reply
Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's
Oh I see...
Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.
Hey... you don't even have chocolate there?
And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"
Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off
Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling! "
I am trying to be serious here, but you said we are very filling... now I got the giggles ffs 
Just for record:
I am a mature thirties man from London. It's just some key words set me off and I get the * giggles *
Have you had your fill yet?
Oh god now I have gone again... shit
I mean...
Are you full up yet? |
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Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off
Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling!
I am trying to be serious here, but you said we are very filling... now I got the giggles ffs
Just for record:
I am a mature thirties man from London. It's just some key words set me off and I get the * giggles *
Have you had your fill yet?
Oh god now I have gone again... shit
I mean...
Are you full up yet?"
I thought you'd gone to bed it took you so long to reply! I bet you're not quite so cocky face to face are you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm...
That was 3 hours ago...
How long does it take from a million miles away
Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?
Or
Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??
Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London . Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.
Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea
Hmmm...
Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?
It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...
And time for breakfast in London when you reply
Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's
Oh I see...
Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.
Hey... you don't even have chocolate there?
And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"
Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off
Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling!
I am trying to be serious here, but you said we are very filling... now I got the giggles ffs
Just for record:
I am a mature thirties man from London. It's just some key words set me off and I get the * giggles *
Have you had your fill yet?
Oh god now I have gone again... shit
I mean...
Are you full up yet?
I thought you'd gone to bed it took you so long to reply! I bet you're not quite so cocky face to face are you!"
Hang on...
Did you just try to cut off the top of our communication...
This all started when you took soo long to answer the thread question. I just came in here to get some answers for OP because you can't just say:
Erm...
What is all that about!?
Huh?
I am as cocky as they come face to face
For the record again ffs:
I do turn up with a head face to face. I am only headless online.
Pow have some of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Did you just try to cut off the top of our communication...
Yep... "
Guess what we do in London...
Eat food!
So I am off to make dinner and I am going to need chocolate dessert to tackle a hidden profile ffs
I need all the energy I can get. It is much harder to fill you up then I thought it would be
P.s. OP please take a look at the full evidence from the top and not just where a man eater from East Midland wants to edit our communication from.
I only wanted to find out what her best asset was...
I am starting to get an idea, but can't put my finger on it just yet
I need a lot more evidence! |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad."
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck "
You seriously need your behind tanning! |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck "
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of "
He so hasn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of "
Ffs I had to delete my post!!
Thanks a lot Moriarty man.
Damn it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of
He so hasn't "
Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
You seriously need your behind tanning! "
Right,
Let me try again...
OP this is your thread sort this out will you
I am starving now and the salmon is not going to grill itself you know.
Please leave my behind out of this... besides The Moriarty man is the one with the spankable bum so tan him |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of
He so hasn't
Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it."
I love it I love it!!
Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...
Pow wow
Whoop whoop
This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of
He so hasn't
Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it.
I love it I love it!!
Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...
Pow wow
Whoop whoop
This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah"
You will never divide the East Midlanders, most of us are related around here ya know. |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of
He so hasn't
Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it."
I was joking,but yeah...clearly. |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
You seriously need your behind tanning!
Right,
Let me try again...
OP this is your thread sort this out will you
I am starving now and the salmon is not going to grill itself you know.
Please leave my behind out of this... besides The Moriarty man is the one with the spankable bum so tan him "
No I'll stick with your's! |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of
He so hasn't
Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it.
I love it I love it!!
Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...
Pow wow
Whoop whoop
This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah
You will never divide the East Midlanders, most of us are related around here ya know."
Good job I'm not actually born and bred here then |
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"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.
Oh look...
Another show off from East Midland's
Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.
Good luck
According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of
He so hasn't
Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it.
I love it I love it!!
Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...
Pow wow
Whoop whoop
This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah
You will never divide the East Midlanders, most of us are related around here ya know.
Good job I'm not actually born and bred here then "
God damn it you East Midlanders make mistakes and save each other ffs
I may even be a tad jelous you know...
Now I have no clue where you was born and bred...
P.s. I am tanned all over my body enough as it is. So thank you for the offer, but I have to politely decline |
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"It wasn't an offer ,more a threat really if you don't stop being so cheeky!"
That reaction was because you keep insisting on getting rid of our full text communication... it feels like you are trying to get rid of the evidence
The reaction below is because you gave me a light hearted threat... eeeeeek
    
And how the heck can I stop being me ?? Explain that one clever clogs... |
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