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Sister LisaB's Sunday Morning Confessional
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really like scaring m1cks into thinking I want to do him with my strapon -- it's cruel and mean of me. But I think he secretly loves it. I'm a bad person. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I really like scaring m1cks into thinking I want to do him with my strapon -- it's cruel and mean of me. But I think he secretly loves it. I'm a bad person. "
Yes, you are bad.
Bend over my knee for a spanking.
Not forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really like scaring m1cks into thinking I want to do him with my strapon -- it's cruel and mean of me. But I think he secretly loves it. I'm a bad person.
Yes, you are bad.
Bend over my knee for a spanking.
Not forgiven "
*positions myself as instructed* |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I really like scaring m1cks into thinking I want to do him with my strapon -- it's cruel and mean of me. But I think he secretly loves it. I'm a bad person.
Yes, you are bad.
Bend over my knee for a spanking.
Not forgiven
*positions myself as instructed*"
How many do you think you deserve? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really like scaring m1cks into thinking I want to do him with my strapon -- it's cruel and mean of me. But I think he secretly loves it. I'm a bad person.
Yes, you are bad.
Bend over my knee for a spanking.
Not forgiven
*positions myself as instructed*
How many do you think you deserve? "
However many you would enjoy dispensing |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I really like scaring m1cks into thinking I want to do him with my strapon -- it's cruel and mean of me. But I think he secretly loves it. I'm a bad person.
Yes, you are bad.
Bend over my knee for a spanking.
Not forgiven
*positions myself as instructed*
How many do you think you deserve?
However many you would enjoy dispensing "
I get no pleasure doing this... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really like scaring m1cks into thinking I want to do him with my strapon -- it's cruel and mean of me. But I think he secretly loves it. I'm a bad person.
Yes, you are bad.
Bend over my knee for a spanking.
Not forgiven
*positions myself as instructed*
How many do you think you deserve?
However many you would enjoy dispensing
I get no pleasure doing this... "
Should I now confess that I do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sister Lisa, my sins this week are not massive, I have been unwell and as a result have been suffering jealousy a lot. Reading my friends new veris and knowing it could have been me meeting them had I not have been unwell has made me v jealous.
Jealous of my friends for being out having fun and jealous of the men they have met for being able to meet my lovely, sexual friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a deep seated fear of being buried alive in a box
Blameless. Nothing to forgive "
Phew I thought I might be sentenced to be buried alive in a box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sister Lisa I have woke up this morning feeling very horny as I have had an erotic dream involving a fellow fabber. We were so very naughty and I plan on doing it all in person. Am I forgiven x |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
I ate someones last Rolo without them knowing "
You did what?!
Absolutely no forgiveness |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa, my sins this week are not massive, I have been unwell and as a result have been suffering jealousy a lot. Reading my friends new veris and knowing it could have been me meeting them had I not have been unwell has made me v jealous.
Jealous of my friends for being out having fun and jealous of the men they have met for being able to meet my lovely, sexual friends."
You were obviously feverish, to have such jealous thoughts.
Forgiven, and best wishes for a very speedy recovery |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa I have woke up this morning feeling very horny as I have had an erotic dream involving a fellow fabber. We were so very naughty and I plan on doing it all in person. Am I forgiven x "
You are only forgiven if you actually get on with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa I have woke up this morning feeling very horny as I have had an erotic dream involving a fellow fabber. We were so very naughty and I plan on doing it all in person. Am I forgiven x
You are only forgiven if you actually get on with it "
Oh I will be this week sister Lisa |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister Lisa I have woke up this morning feeling very horny as I have had an erotic dream involving a fellow fabber. We were so very naughty and I plan on doing it all in person. Am I forgiven x
You are only forgiven if you actually get on with it
Oh I will be this week sister Lisa "
Excellent progress |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I got a man to meet me at the beach yesterday on the pretext of going for fish and chips but all we had was coffee and he went home hungry
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If he was not a man you wanted to eat, then forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours "
Not yet, but I want to be Will you forgive me these sinful thoughts |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Not yet, but I want to be Will you forgive me these sinful thoughts "
Boring...forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess that as always I have been on best behaviour and look forward to continuing to set a great example to all Fab sinners
No-one likes a goody-twoshoes.
Not forgiven "
But sister I don't have a sinful bone in my body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I confess I had a little play with myself with out permission from my top/dom. Know one tell him I been a naughty girl but I like been naughty sorry for my sins |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I had a very naughty week of taking naughty kinky pics of myself outdoors and in. I was so bad in some, decided not to post my very kinky naughty ones. "
Restraint...commendable.
Forgiven |
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"Sister...please hear my confessions ....I have a list....
*sits in a comfy chair, and waits expectantly... "
Wellllll I had a coffee which turned into lounging around in bed...followed by tying someone up later...it was supposed to be a lazy day off
My s&m books arrived..,so did my rope
Oh and last night..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a very naughty week of taking naughty kinky pics of myself outdoors and in. I was so bad in some, decided not to post my very kinky naughty ones.
Restraint...commendable.
Forgiven "
Thank you Sister LisaB. Your wisdom & penetrating answers are inspiring & so helpful |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister...please hear my confessions ....I have a list....
*sits in a comfy chair, and waits expectantly...
Wellllll I had a coffee which turned into lounging around in bed...followed by tying someone up later...it was supposed to be a lazy day off
My s&m books arrived..,so did my rope
Oh and last night..... "
Reading is never a sin.
Forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I confess I had a little play with myself with out permission from my top/dom. Know one tell him I been a naughty girl but I like been naughty sorry for my sins "
Not forgiven.
Your dom will decide your punishment... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I confess that as always I have been on best behaviour and look forward to continuing to set a great example to all Fab sinners
No-one likes a goody-twoshoes.
Not forgiven
But sister I don't have a sinful bone in my body "
Arguing, too.
I can see you are going to be a tough nut to crack... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done "
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven "
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again "
Of course you need to be smacked. You are obviously a wanton harlot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again
Of course you need to be smacked. You are obviously a wanton harlot. "
I'm much happier now, thank you everso .. |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again
Of course you need to be smacked. You are obviously a wanton harlot.
I'm much happier now, thank you everso .."
I am not here to make you happy. Such impertinence needs extra punishment from your top/dom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours "
Oh dear...
I have been such a bad boy. On a meet recently in her bed...
I got carried away and left crumbs everywhere. Then chocolate was involved and things got out of control...
It was really messy. I did not apologise, infact I loved it.
That is not like me at all and I didn't know I had it in me to be soo bad...
How do I redeem myself?
I feel terrible... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again
Of course you need to be smacked. You are obviously a wanton harlot.
I'm much happier now, thank you everso ..
I am not here to make you happy. Such impertinence needs extra punishment from your top/dom "
Oh my ... I must confess more often |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Oh dear...
I have been such a bad boy. On a meet recently in her bed...
I got carried away and left crumbs everywhere. Then chocolate was involved and things got out of control...
It was really messy. I did not apologise, infact I loved it.
That is not like me at all and I didn't know I had it in me to be soo bad...
How do I redeem myself?
I feel terrible... "
Chocolate, you say? What sort of chocolate? Cheap nasty chocolate is unforgivable |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again
Of course you need to be smacked. You are obviously a wanton harlot.
I'm much happier now, thank you everso ..
I am not here to make you happy. Such impertinence needs extra punishment from your top/dom
Oh my ... I must confess more often "
You certainly need to, you strumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again
Of course you need to be smacked. You are obviously a wanton harlot.
I'm much happier now, thank you everso ..
I am not here to make you happy. Such impertinence needs extra punishment from your top/dom
Oh my ... I must confess more often
You certainly need to, you strumpet "
I promise only to be a good sinner in future |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I confess to being naughty this week and I asked to be put over my mans knee and to be smacked ... I enjoyed it when I shouldn't have done
He should have done this without yoy having to ask. You poor thing.
Forgiven
Does that mean I don't have to be smacked again
Of course you need to be smacked. You are obviously a wanton harlot.
I'm much happier now, thank you everso ..
I am not here to make you happy. Such impertinence needs extra punishment from your top/dom
Oh my ... I must confess more often
You certainly need to, you strumpet
I promise only to be a good sinner in future "
Good girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to eat a massive carvery and a huge pudding.
Your indigestgion and inability to move afterwards will be your punishment for such glutony. Not forgiven "
Seriously shit loads of roast potatoes five or six pints and spotted dick and custard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me sister for I have sinned
My confession is , I was at a friends and went to the bathroom and hanging up was his wife underwear I felt it and loved the feel of silk , it gave me a hard on so I started to play but had to stop as some one came up |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to eat a massive carvery and a huge pudding.
Your indigestgion and inability to move afterwards will be your punishment for such glutony. Not forgiven
Seriously shit loads of roast potatoes five or six pints and spotted dick and custard. "
Seriously not forgiven |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Forgive me sister for I have sinned
My confession is , I was at a friends and went to the bathroom and hanging up was his wife underwear I felt it and loved the feel of silk , it gave me a hard on so I started to play but had to stop as some one came up "
Your discomfort is your pennance. Forgiven. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Oh dear...
I have been such a bad boy. On a meet recently in her bed...
I got carried away and left crumbs everywhere. Then chocolate was involved and things got out of control...
It was really messy. I did not apologise, infact I loved it.
That is not like me at all and I didn't know I had it in me to be soo bad...
How do I redeem myself?
I feel terrible...
Chocolate, you say? What sort of chocolate? Cheap nasty chocolate is unforgivable "
She had the premium chocolate range and there were chocolate biscuits! I was spoilt for choice. She made me feel like a millionaire...
Now I feel worse for leaving the crumbs behind
Wait...
OMFG I have another confession... fuck it is all coming out now!
Just need to check a message brb ... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Oh dear...
I have been such a bad boy. On a meet recently in her bed...
I got carried away and left crumbs everywhere. Then chocolate was involved and things got out of control...
It was really messy. I did not apologise, infact I loved it.
That is not like me at all and I didn't know I had it in me to be soo bad...
How do I redeem myself?
I feel terrible...
Chocolate, you say? What sort of chocolate? Cheap nasty chocolate is unforgivable
She had the premium chocolate range and there were chocolate biscuits! I was spoilt for choice. She made me feel like a millionaire...
Now I feel worse for leaving the crumbs behind
Wait...
OMFG I have another confession... fuck it is all coming out now!
Just need to check a message brb ... "
Crumbs in bed, and not tidied up? Not forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Oh dear...
I have been such a bad boy. On a meet recently in her bed...
I got carried away and left crumbs everywhere. Then chocolate was involved and things got out of control...
It was really messy. I did not apologise, infact I loved it.
That is not like me at all and I didn't know I had it in me to be soo bad...
How do I redeem myself?
I feel terrible...
Chocolate, you say? What sort of chocolate? Cheap nasty chocolate is unforgivable
She had the premium chocolate range and there were chocolate biscuits! I was spoilt for choice. She made me feel like a millionaire...
Now I feel worse for leaving the crumbs behind
Wait...
OMFG I have another confession... fuck it is all coming out now!
Just need to check a message brb ...
Crumbs in bed, and not tidied up? Not forgiven "
I did wash the dishes when she popped upstairs to change after dinner. Then she told me there is a dishwasher...
Oh and I did promise to hoover next time. So with the power invested in you can I be forgiven please...
Pretty please |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Oh dear...
I have been such a bad boy. On a meet recently in her bed...
I got carried away and left crumbs everywhere. Then chocolate was involved and things got out of control...
It was really messy. I did not apologise, infact I loved it.
That is not like me at all and I didn't know I had it in me to be soo bad...
How do I redeem myself?
I feel terrible...
Chocolate, you say? What sort of chocolate? Cheap nasty chocolate is unforgivable
She had the premium chocolate range and there were chocolate biscuits! I was spoilt for choice. She made me feel like a millionaire...
Now I feel worse for leaving the crumbs behind
Wait...
OMFG I have another confession... fuck it is all coming out now!
Just need to check a message brb ...
Crumbs in bed, and not tidied up? Not forgiven
I did wash the dishes when she popped upstairs to change after dinner. Then she told me there is a dishwasher...
Oh and I did promise to hoover next time. So with the power invested in you can I be forgiven please...
Pretty please "
Alright then...forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours "
Thank you for forgiving my previous confession even though I had to beg for it
I feel much better, but please let me know if you can help me in the following sticky situation:
I have always been a site supporter since I joined over 2 years ago.
However...
I was in a thread in Ireland having fun as you do with the Irish when I logged off and came back on the thread had vanished... poof gone without a trace
So I went on strike because some of my friends did not get to read it. Therefore not a site supporter at the moment.
But now...
I seen a couples profile on here. They live local to me and we have a few things in common... so I thought let me message them...
Guess what error message I got:
" Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user
Why? User only wants messages from site supporters !! "
What the flip... fucking hell... OMFG... I have never cursed soo much in my life!! And never seen that error message before.
So Lisa can you please forgive me for my filthy mouth and I will promise to behave
And oh devine one can you recommend what I should do in this situation?
Hmpf |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Thank you for forgiving my previous confession even though I had to beg for it
I feel much better, but please let me know if you can help me in the following sticky situation:
I have always been a site supporter since I joined over 2 years ago.
However...
I was in a thread in Ireland having fun as you do with the Irish when I logged off and came back on the thread had vanished... poof gone without a trace
So I went on strike because some of my friends did not get to read it. Therefore not a site supporter at the moment.
But now...
I seen a couples profile on here. They live local to me and we have a few things in common... so I thought let me message them...
Guess what error message I got:
" Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user
Why? User only wants messages from site supporters !! "
What the flip... fucking hell... OMFG... I have never cursed soo much in my life!! And never seen that error message before.
So Lisa can you please forgive me for my filthy mouth and I will promise to behave
And oh devine one can you recommend what I should do in this situation?
Hmpf "
You are clearly repentant. Forgiven
Try messaging your target via forums. Or message someone with fewer filters... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm so ashamed to say I ate my Hot X Buns 5 days early... Will I be going to the fiery furnace for this????
Bloody hope so "
The devil has a special place for wicked sinners like you. Not forgiven |
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"I'm so ashamed to say I ate my Hot X Buns 5 days early... Will I be going to the fiery furnace for this????
Bloody hope so
Disgraceful - only one!
She did say buns, plural... "
Doh. Sister Lisa I have sinned. I didn't fully read a post before making a weak joke |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm so ashamed to say I ate my Hot X Buns 5 days early... Will I be going to the fiery furnace for this????
Bloody hope so
Disgraceful - only one!
She did say buns, plural...
Doh. Sister Lisa I have sinned. I didn't fully read a post before making a weak joke"
Pure laziness.
Not forgiven... |
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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm so ashamed to say I ate my Hot X Buns 5 days early... Will I be going to the fiery furnace for this????
Bloody hope so
Disgraceful - only one!
She did say buns, plural... " 4 actually like a nice bun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so ashamed to say I ate my Hot X Buns 5 days early... Will I be going to the fiery furnace for this????
Bloody hope so
Disgraceful - only one!
She did say buns, plural... 4 actually like a nice bun "
That changes everything. I have a new hero |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm so ashamed to say I ate my Hot X Buns 5 days early... Will I be going to the fiery furnace for this????
Bloody hope so
Disgraceful - only one!
She did say buns, plural... 4 actually like a nice bun "
Buns are quite lovely. And tasty |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm so ashamed to say I ate my Hot X Buns 5 days early... Will I be going to the fiery furnace for this????
Bloody hope so
Disgraceful - only one!
She did say buns, plural... 4 actually like a nice bun
That changes everything. I have a new hero "
You see, people, confessing your trangressions works! |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have been lusting after LisaB45 all week long .....
As a result I have been struggling to do my spreadsheets "
Sister LisaB, to you, you cheeky upstart. How rude! That deserves a spanking.
Not forgiven
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me Sister but I have sinned. I ate all of the biscuits. Then I ate the biscuits that I bought to replace the ones I'd eaten originally. I think I'm back on track now, but it meant buying more replacement biscuits plus a surplus (in the form of a packet of chocolate chip cookies) to achieve this. Am I to be damned to hell, Sister? Is there a chance, however slim, of redemption? |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Forgive me Sister but I have sinned. I ate all of the biscuits. Then I ate the biscuits that I bought to replace the ones I'd eaten originally. I think I'm back on track now, but it meant buying more replacement biscuits plus a surplus (in the form of a packet of chocolate chip cookies) to achieve this. Am I to be damned to hell, Sister? Is there a chance, however slim, of redemption? "
Slim chance of being slim.
Exercise vigourously, and you will be forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promised to buy posh chocs for Number One Chap and went on a Vanilla date night with my best girl instead.
I expect she appreciated them more. Forgiven "
Er Not forgiven! NOC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promised to buy posh chocs for Number One Chap and went on a Vanilla date night with my best girl instead.
I expect she appreciated them more. Forgiven
Er Not forgiven! NOC "
Bingo! I knew that was not right
If you get promised posh chocs and don't get... that is heart braking
I was going to back you up when I saw that confession, but then I could not risk not being forgiven for my confessions!
I got your back now though...
Better late then never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promised to buy posh chocs for Number One Chap and went on a Vanilla date night with my best girl instead.
I expect she appreciated them more. Forgiven
Er Not forgiven! NOC "
Sorry dear, I'll make it up to you |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I promised to buy posh chocs for Number One Chap and went on a Vanilla date night with my best girl instead.
I expect she appreciated them more. Forgiven
Er Not forgiven! NOC "
Not your job to offer forgiveness here... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I promised to buy posh chocs for Number One Chap and went on a Vanilla date night with my best girl instead.
I expect she appreciated them more. Forgiven
Er Not forgiven! NOC
Bingo! I knew that was not right
If you get promised posh chocs and don't get... that is heart braking
I was going to back you up when I saw that confession, but then I could not risk not being forgiven for my confessions!
I got your back now though...
Better late then never "
You are a bad influence, and in need of a special punishment. Please report to my office.
Not forgiven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sister I confess that I've had way too much to drink. And on a school night
Your hangover on a school morning will be your punishmemt. Not forgiven "
Punishment accepted. Will you numb the pain with cuddles and coffee? |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sister I confess that I've had way too much to drink. And on a school night
Your hangover on a school morning will be your punishmemt. Not forgiven
Punishment accepted. Will you numb the pain with cuddles and coffee? "
Of course. I'm strict, but not mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YOU!
Yes, YOU, have been wickedly sinful this week. Shame on you.
Confess all, and devine forgiveness may be yours
Thank you for forgiving my previous confession even though I had to beg for it
I feel much better, but please let me know if you can help me in the following sticky situation:
I have always been a site supporter since I joined over 2 years ago.
However...
I was in a thread in Ireland having fun as you do with the Irish when I logged off and came back on the thread had vanished... poof gone without a trace
So I went on strike because some of my friends did not get to read it. Therefore not a site supporter at the moment.
But now...
I seen a couples profile on here. They live local to me and we have a few things in common... so I thought let me message them...
Guess what error message I got:
" Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user
Why? User only wants messages from site supporters !! "
What the flip... fucking hell... OMFG... I have never cursed soo much in my life!! And never seen that error message before.
So Lisa can you please forgive me for my filthy mouth and I will promise to behave
And oh devine one can you recommend what I should do in this situation?
Hmpf
You are clearly repentant. Forgiven
Try messaging your target via forums. Or message someone with fewer filters... "
Seen as Lisa changed her mind on forgiving me because I am such a bad influence...
I want to say in reply to this post:
Why did she not give me the obvious recommendation? She could have said I can just become a site supporter to message that couple. Problem solved...
Reason why she didn't:
Lisa is not a site supporter... omg the devine one is not the real superpower on here!!
Midnight...
Confession over. Nothing to see here folks. Go about your business.
P.s. let's keep this between us. Otherwise I will really have to enter Lisa's one way office |
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