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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See if I can cause anymore agony tonight.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Hi, I'm KM and I have to admit I am a Forumite. It's been about a minute since my last post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please help me there's only two people on this thread I can suck up to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi, I'm KM and I have to admit I am a Forumite. It's been about a minute since my last post

Well get the fuck in there and post what you had for breakfast, lunch, dinner, your last bowel movement and the last time some one came in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please help me there's only two people on this thread I can suck up to."

Your not sucking up to me sucker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A keep losing one sock fs.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hi, I'm KM and I have to admit I am a Forumite. It's been about a minute since my last post

Well get the fuck in there and post what you had for breakfast, lunch, dinner, your last bowel movement and the last time some one came in your mouth.

Nothing, salad, chicken, myob and never

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"See if I can cause anymore agony tonight.

Should I drop this barbell on my foot?

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"See if I can cause anymore agony tonight.

My ass is still ripe after slipping in the shower last night..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See if I can cause anymore agony tonight.

Should I drop this barbell on my foot?"

Put your feet together, hit yourself in the face with it then see if you can get both feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See if I can cause anymore agony tonight.

My ass is still ripe after slipping in the shower last night.."

Bend over babs, grab your ankles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" A keep losing one sock fs.

Tie them with a long bit of string, like you did with your mittens as a child.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"See if I can cause anymore agony tonight.

Should I drop this barbell on my foot?

Put your feet together, hit yourself in the face with it then see if you can get both feet.

Some one cares!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See if I can cause anymore agony tonight.

Should I drop this barbell on my foot?

Put your feet together, hit yourself in the face with it then see if you can get both feet.

Some one cares!

Who?

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here..

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm horny. Again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here.."

It could be worse I was a prostitute at the age of 14

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me."

Be honest, and I'm not doing sympathy fabs

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me."

I did a few for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm horny. Again. "

Cold shower, hairy nighty and a good flogging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm horny. Again.

Cold shower, hairy nighty and a good flogging "

Hairy nighty for the win

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me."

I've fabbed your pics and you didn't even need to ask

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you "

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here.."

Now you've got to tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz...."

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I've fabbed your pics and you didn't even need to ask

aw uncle Snorkles i am feeling the love for lamps tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here..

Now you've got to tell"

I have rope, a big knife and two teams of shire horses ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I've fabbed your pics and you didn't even need to ask

aw uncle Snorkles i am feeling the love for lamps tonight.

Da fak?

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs"

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I've fabbed your pics and you didn't even need to ask

aw uncle Snorkles i am feeling the love for lamps tonight.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here.."

I would be stoned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here..

I would be stoned "

Got the rug and the dump truck full of rocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here..

I would be stoned

Got the rug and the dump truck full of rocks "

Or do you mean with a bong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please help me there's only two people on this thread I can suck up to.

Your not sucking up to me sucker.

Please, I need to for my lack of self worth issues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please help me there's only two people on this thread I can suck up to.

Your not sucking up to me sucker.

Please, I need to for my lack of self worth issues.

Your not even worth being nasty to

(Burn)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dunno if I should finish off my bottle of jack daniels

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I dunno if I should finish off my bottle of jack daniels

Might as well, Sunday is hangover no funday

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here..

I would be stoned

Got the rug and the dump truck full of rocks "

The rocks

Ahhhh

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be hung drawn and possibly,quartered if I spoke of my agony openly on here..

I would be stoned

Got the rug and the dump truck full of rocks

The rocks

Ahhhh"

Apparently in these Arab countries they do it like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

If one uncle bums the other uncle? Possibly.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

i hope so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

i hope so.

3sum queen your sooo fabswingers

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

i hope so.

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dunno if I should finish off my bottle of jack daniels

Might as well, Sunday is hangover no funday "

Even if it means I listen to crap music

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

"Please help me there's only two people on this thread I can suck up to.

Your not sucking up to me sucker.

Please, I need to for my lack of self worth issues.

Your not even worth being nasty to

(Burn)"

Fucking awesome!!!!!

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

i hope so.

Count me in

ooh, whatever it is i'm in also.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please help me there's only two people on this thread I can suck up to.

Your not sucking up to me sucker.

Please, I need to for my lack of self worth issues.

Your not even worth being nasty to

(Burn)

Fucking awesome!!!!!

You don't need to tell me

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

i hope so.

Count me in

ooh, whatever it is i'm in also.

Only I can be in, no wait, depends on what position we're in, oh well, we're both in..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i'm an attention whore but don't know how to discreetly (discretely?) ask for fabs on my pics.

please uncle Dark help me.

I did a few for you

lol, thank you auntie Wyldstyle, will do some back.

also Uncle Dark idk how to spell discreetly. help me plz....

Do I look like a supply teacher? Use spell check ffs

uncle Snorkles is my favourite uncle now.

Would this be classed as inscest?

i hope so.

Count me in

ooh, whatever it is i'm in also.

Only I can be in, no wait, depends on what position we're in, oh well, we're both in..

I could be in as well if she wants a DP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That that that don't kill me only makes me stronger, faster boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That that that don't kill me only makes me stronger, faster boom"

Unless it puts you in a wheelchair and gives you brain damage. Drops Mike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Deirde, please help me. Nobody om here likes me.

I never get mentioned on the best this or that thread. No one winks on the wink at someone you fancy threads. I've never had my own personal white knight and I've never had a FAF message.

Yours in despair

TifF

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Deirde, please help me. Nobody om here likes me.

I never get mentioned on the best this or that thread. No one winks on the wink at someone you fancy threads. I've never had my own personal white knight and I've never had a FAF message.

Yours in despair

TifF

Who's Deirdre? You thrashing for a bashing????

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