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I can't speak French....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.... but I'm having a bloody giggle with google translate and a fabulous and bearded Frenchman
Let's have a thread in French for him to enjoy!
Bonjour mon amour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh
I am actually chinese ! "
Your a paininmyarseese!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh
I am actually chinese !
Your a paininmyarseese!!! "
I am proctologist so come I'll fix you ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !
Et manger un kinder bueno!
Nique kia ceed!
Ma chatte est rasée "
Je te la lèche quand même! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !
Et manger un kinder bueno!
Nique kia ceed!
Ma chatte est rasée
Je te la lèche quand même! "
Tres bien! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh
I am actually chinese !
Your a paininmyarseese!!!
I am proctologist so come I'll fix you ! "
Ah mon chéri vous pouvez jouer avec mon cul n'importe quel jour x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )
Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?"
I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )
Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?
I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed "
Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )
Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?
I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed
Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now "
My favourite is the cat behind the sofa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )
Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?
I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed
Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now
My favourite is the cat behind the sofa "
I can only do le chat est sur le chaise can never remember behind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen.
Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly.
Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE.
Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE
France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE
Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE
USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE.
Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO
Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH.
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"I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen.
Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly.
Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE.
Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE
France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE
Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE
USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE.
Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO
Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH.
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Nearly spat ma beer out then bruv |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen.
Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly.
Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE.
Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE
France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE
Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE
USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE.
Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO
Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH.
Nearly spat ma beer out then bruv "
Well you know, you have to represent, can't act like a bunch of hooligans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know
Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )
Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?
I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed
Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now "
And "Le singe et dans l'arbre" |
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know
Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît? "
Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know
Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît?
Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it "
I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )
Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?
I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed
Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now
And "Le singe et dans l'arbre""
im watching it now |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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Ok so my very best school girl french learnt fucking years ago.
Excuse the spelling...
Mon date d'naissance et le onze novembre dixneuf cent soixant anse.
My poor thumbs typing that! |
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know
Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît?
Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it
I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' "
Tu es une lunatic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know
Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît?
Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it
I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' "
I'll have to take dark angel with me incase I break down. . He's got it covered!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?
Surely it's le clique'
Actually it is female so la* clique "
There's another Eddie Izzard line making me giggle....
"It's not female, it's a dessert!" Or something along those lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh
The bus station is certainly better now he's gone
Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !!
Got any gear ? "
I have few rubbers if you need any ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh
The bus station is certainly better now he's gone "
Im not so sure about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh
The bus station is certainly better now he's gone
Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !! "
Lies all lies |
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Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!"
Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour?
Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!"
Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour?
Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here? "
Thats a bit spanish |
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"Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!"
Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour?
Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here?
Thats a bit spanish "
Yeah, its a lot Spanish lol! |
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"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !
Et manger un kinder bueno!
Nique kia ceed!
Ma chatte est rasée
Je te la lèche quand même!
Tres bien! "
C'est la pauvre Kia qui me fait rire moi |
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