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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I used to like grabbing hold of a lamppost and swinging round it like a non graceful Gene Kelly but since being on here I have started to realise how much piss they have on them so that little pleasure is gone. As is swinging round a fabber whose lamppost has been well and truly pissed on. For similar reasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.
love me!!!"
You said 'hug the lamp'
Now you are the lamp
So I hug you right? |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.
love me!!!
You said 'hug the lamp'
Now you are the lamp
So I hug you right?"
i am a huggable lamp, so yes.
although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.
love me!!!
You said 'hug the lamp'
Now you are the lamp
So I hug you right?
i am a huggable lamp, so yes.
although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'."
Meh details  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.
love me!!!
You said 'hug the lamp'
Now you are the lamp
So I hug you right?
i am a huggable lamp, so yes.
although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'.
Meh details "
aw, i like you.
*does a little wee* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.
love me!!!
You said 'hug the lamp'
Now you are the lamp
So I hug you right?
i am a huggable lamp, so yes.
although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'.
Meh details
aw, i like you.
*does a little wee*"
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?  "
nothing. if you don't plus it in. if you plug it in after it's dried i think your toaster will stink of piss (and any toast you put in it), if it's wet the toaster will probably fuse.
learned, via my kids, that washing powder wrecks toasters also. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)"
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer "
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted "
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!
i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.
I haven't had any for a month!  "
mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute "
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love lamp 
Can I rub it?  "
Sure but be warned.
It's like potassium in water when you touch it...... volatile and will go off very quickly.
P.s I've just realised who you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!
i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.
I haven't had any for a month!
mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them. "
I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.
Is it a full moon or something?
Heatstroke? |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it "
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!
i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.
I haven't had any for a month!
mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.
I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.
Is it a full moon or something?
Heatstroke? "
i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.
for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!
i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.
I haven't had any for a month!
mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.
I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.
Is it a full moon or something?
Heatstroke?
i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.
for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why. "
You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!
i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.
I haven't had any for a month!
mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.
I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.
Is it a full moon or something?
Heatstroke?
i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.
for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.
You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then "
if i do wear pants i wear those. 
just realised i never wear them unless i have to. wonder why i say in my pants when i never wear them hardly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!
i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.
I haven't had any for a month!
mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.
I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.
Is it a full moon or something?
Heatstroke?
i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.
for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.
You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then
if i do wear pants i wear those.
just realised i never wear them unless i have to. wonder why i say in my pants when i never wear them hardly?"
I didn't mean you personally and heaven knows I wouldn't judge someone on how many guys they fuck.
Interesting that You think you fuck too many and would be happier with less? Food for thought but maybe quality over quantity might be an option? x |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!
i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.
I haven't had any for a month!
mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.
I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.
Is it a full moon or something?
Heatstroke?
i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.
for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.
You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then
if i do wear pants i wear those.
just realised i never wear them unless i have to. wonder why i say in my pants when i never wear them hardly?I didn't mean you personally and heaven knows I wouldn't judge someone on how many guys they fuck.
Interesting that You think you fuck too many and would be happier with less? Food for thought but maybe quality over quantity might be an option? x"
always been happier with less, so long as the guy also has a high sex drive. yeah.
think i'm just happier not being used and using others also. |
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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
Darlington and beyond |
"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it."
I'll step in and take the heat  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it.
I'll step in and take the heat "
good luck.
don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it "
Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong |
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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
Darlington and beyond |
"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it.
I'll step in and take the heat
good luck.
don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble."
My middle name is trouble |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it.
I'll step in and take the heat
good luck.
don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.
My middle name is trouble "
if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong "
thank you for pissing on my post. |
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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
Darlington and beyond |
"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it.
I'll step in and take the heat
good luck.
don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.
My middle name is trouble
if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed. "
Ok, wide birth on the microwave |
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over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong
thank you for pissing on my post. "
I sprayed it like a motherfucker |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it.
I'll step in and take the heat
good luck.
don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.
My middle name is trouble
if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed.
Ok, wide birth on the microwave "
i like how you just fitted into my silly fantasy appliance scenario and don't give a shit.
yeah i am pissing on you. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong
thank you for pissing on my post.
I sprayed it like a motherfucker "
and thanks for not killing me off like.  |
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong
thank you for pissing on my post.
I sprayed it like a motherfucker
and thanks for not killing me off like. "
Well come on if i was going to do it is use my fangs not a toaster |
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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?
Is it plugged in?
Yes
(Bread inserted is optional)
Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer
Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.
Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted
I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute
Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it
it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.
so i can't do it.
I'll step in and take the heat
good luck.
don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.
My middle name is trouble
if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed.
Ok, wide birth on the microwave
i like how you just fitted into my silly fantasy appliance scenario and don't give a shit.
yeah i am pissing on you. "
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You obviously don't own a lamp 
