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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two guarantees in life.
1. When you call yer local takeaway to find out where dafuq your delivery is, the guy will say 'the drivers just left wi it'
2. When said delivery does arrive yer cans of ginger or the poppadoms will be missing.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only happens when going through a drive thru McDonald's and you order loads of food and get home and discover its not all there ....and sometimes you get far to much ...which is even better  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Only happens when going through a drive thru McDonald's and you order loads of food and get home and discover its not all there ....and sometimes you get far to much ...which is even better "
Or they forget to put in curry sauce fs |
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"Only happens when going through a drive thru McDonald's and you order loads of food and get home and discover its not all there ....and sometimes you get far to much ...which is even better
Or they forget to put in curry sauce fs "
That to  |
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over a year ago
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"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.
That's cause you have tits. 
Barely
Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....
No,midgie bites with small nips "
Lol, don't believe you, shows  |
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Don't forget the, owning the same motorbike for 7 years and it never once didn't start.
Then you engross in conversation with a female who wants a ride (on the bike) you go meet her and once you're there and she's on the back and it don't start |
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"Don't forget the, owning the same motorbike for 7 years and it never once didn't start.
Then you engross in conversation with a female who wants a ride (on the bike) you go meet her and once you're there and she's on the back and it don't start "
Sods law. |
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"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.
That's cause you have tits.
Barely
Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....
No,midgie bites with small nips
Lol, don't believe you, shows "
No that would be rude and unladylike  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.
That's cause you have tits.
Barely
Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....
No,midgie bites with small nips
Lol, don't believe you, shows
No that would be rude and unladylike "
Get the midgie bites oot fs |
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"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.
That's cause you have tits.
Barely
Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....
No,midgie bites with small nips
Lol, don't believe you, shows
No that would be rude and unladylike
Get the midgie bites oot fs "
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