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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?
You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!
One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!
For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! |
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By *elson61Man
over a year ago
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For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "
The work of the devil and anyone who thinks it is the best bit is clearly off their rocker![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!!
The work of the devil and anyone who thinks it is the best bit is clearly off their rocker "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law. "
By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet
Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches "
Get out of the thread!!
Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?
You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!
One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!
For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "
The pickled gherkin is definitely brilliant; my female partner in crime AKA the Life Wife (FQ) hates them with a borderline psychotic passion. Win win. I get two!! |
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"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches
Get out of the thread!!
Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both! "
Actually what's nicest is brown and red together!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches
Get out of the thread!!
Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both! "
Brown sauce is for eggs only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "
Are all smelly and numptyish ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "
Are all smelly and numptyish "
Welcome back!
Disney fucking characters rule! ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LOVE a pickled gherkin !
Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!
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They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LOVE a pickled gherkin !
Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!
They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?
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When I had my first one,it made me sneeze.Isn't that meant to be like a 10th of an orgasm or something?
I don't have a gherkin fetish-however I wouldn't say no to eating a chilli gherkin from a lovely lady.She would definitely feel it down there tho
Number 3 i'm not doing bad on ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pickled cauliflower better then gherkins.
Pineapple on pizza all the way.
Brown sauce in bacon butty (insert obligatory daddy's sauce joke here)
Marmite on toast is amazing, marmite sandwiches are the stuff of satan's lunchbox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LOVE a pickled gherkin !
Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!
They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?
When I had my first one,it made me sneeze.Isn't that meant to be like a 10th of an orgasm or something?
I don't have a gherkin fetish-however I wouldn't say no to eating a chilli gherkin from a lovely lady.She would definitely feel it down there tho
Number 3 i'm not doing bad on "
Hmmm 10th of orgasm really...think I need to keep pepper next to my bed
Watch where ur sticking them chilli gherkins on them ladies or that could be very painful
And id have to disagree if u still think gherkins are better than sex lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "
Are all smelly and numptyish "
I think I love you ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law.
By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet
Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate "
It's a brave person that touches my Jaffa Cakes ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law.
By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet
Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate
It's a brave person that touches my Jaffa Cakes "
I wouldn't mind touching your baps though ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law.
By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet
Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate
It's a brave person that touches my Jaffa Cakes
I wouldn't mind touching your baps though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?
You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!
One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!
For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "
Meat is murder...... ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?
You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!
One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!
For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "
Fuck off. Vinegar is disgusting! In fact If Vinegar was in all my food, I'd be thin! ![](/icons/s/lol.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LOVE a pickled gherkin !
Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!
They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?
When I had my first one,it made me sneeze.Isn't that meant to be like a 10th of an orgasm or something?
I don't have a gherkin fetish-however I wouldn't say no to eating a chilli gherkin from a lovely lady.She would definitely feel it down there tho
Number 3 i'm not doing bad on
Hmmm 10th of orgasm really...think I need to keep pepper next to my bed
Watch where ur sticking them chilli gherkins on them ladies or that could be very painful
And id have to disagree if u still think gherkins are better than sex lol "
I definitely don't I meant that i'm doing ok on here so don't need to eat many gherkins
I'm not one to pass up the opportunity of eating something nice,from something nice,but imagine if one slipped inside,it could end up a right pickle ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.
Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!
Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!
Pineapple on pizzas...no!
Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.
Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "
Are all smelly and numptyish
Welcome back!
Disney fucking characters rule! "
Thanks
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "
Are all smelly and numptyish
I think I love you "
Ok I accept your marriage proposal - I was on Bond Street today and saw a ring in Chanel that I fancy ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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The only acceptable time to use tomato ketchup is on a fish fingers butty. But what REALLY annoys me is People who put sauce (red or brown) on a breakfast sandwich containing fried egg! SO WRONG!!! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The only acceptable time to use tomato ketchup is on a fish fingers butty. But what REALLY annoys me is People who put sauce (red or brown) on a breakfast sandwich containing fried egg! SO WRONG!!! "
Behave you! A mix of red sauce, brown sauce, a bit of egg yolk and even some baked bean sauce is the mutts nuts when eating a fried egg! Sometimes I'll even throw in a boy of Worcestershire Sauce for good measure! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The only acceptable time to use tomato ketchup is on a fish fingers butty. But what REALLY annoys me is People who put sauce (red or brown) on a breakfast sandwich containing fried egg! SO WRONG!!!
Behave you! A mix of red sauce, brown sauce, a bit of egg yolk and even some baked bean sauce is the mutts nuts when eating a fried egg! Sometimes I'll even throw in a boy of Worcestershire Sauce for good measure! "
Boy!?! bit!! |
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"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?
You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!
One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!
For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "
I will eat mine and the
fools |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "
Are all smelly and numptyish
I think I love you
Ok I accept your marriage proposal - I was on Bond Street today and saw a ring in Chanel that I fancy "
I don't love you that much ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?
You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!
One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!
For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "
I get more gherkins added to my burger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.
Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!
Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!
Pineapple on pizzas...no!
Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.
Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.
Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!
Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!
Pineapple on pizzas...no!
Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.
Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!
Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p"
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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago
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Ok it's an anniversary of the Falklands conflict so my annoyance is the French. It's well documented that they sent exocet missiles and the technical crews to fit and fire them at our brave boys down south in 82 even tho at the time there was an arm's embargo against the Argy's. |
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"Ok it's an anniversary of the Falklands conflict so my annoyance is the French. It's well documented that they sent exocet missiles and the technical crews to fit and fire them at our brave boys down south in 82 even tho at the time there was an arm's embargo against the Argy's. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.
Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!
Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!
Pineapple on pizzas...no!
Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.
Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!
Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p
Awwwwk! "
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By *ucy. AlCouple
over a year ago
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"Pineapple on a pizza, yes, yes, YES!
No no no, it is wrong on so many levels!! "
ANY fruit on a pizza is wrong, just like bovril, they should be outlawed and deemed unfit for human consumption - meats on a pizza on the other hand.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.
Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!
Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!
Pineapple on pizzas...no!
Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.
Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!
Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p
Awwwwk!
And who doesnt like Tirafuckingmasu!!! "
Fucking me that's who!
It'd be so much nicer without any bevvy in it! So there! Ner ner ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.
Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!
Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!
Pineapple on pizzas...no!
Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.
Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!
Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p
Awwwwk!
And who doesnt like Tirafuckingmasu!!!
Fucking me that's who!
It'd be so much nicer without any bevvy in it! So there! Ner ner "
But its the main sodding ingredient to making it what it is! I on behalf of all italians slap you.. silly bruelee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.
Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!
Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!
Pineapple on pizzas...no!
Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.
Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!
Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p
Awwwwk!
And who doesnt like Tirafuckingmasu!!!
Fucking me that's who!
It'd be so much nicer without any bevvy in it! So there! Ner ner
But its the main sodding ingredient to making it what it is! I on behalf of all italians slap you.. silly bruelee"
I'm with you. Tiramisu is the king of desserts. End of! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird "
Yep
If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!
As it is however.....bleurggghhhh! ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"Ok it's an anniversary of the Falklands conflict so my annoyance is the French. It's well documented that they sent exocet missiles and the technical crews to fit and fire them at our brave boys down south in 82 even tho at the time there was an arm's embargo against the Argy's. " It's about the money. The UK is at it constantly. So naive!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should we just give the Falklands to the argys and Gibraltar to the Spanish. They are too far away anyway and everybody would think we are great and generous ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Should we just give the Falklands to the argys and Gibraltar to the Spanish. They are too far away anyway and everybody would think we are great and generous "
I'd be for that if the residents were.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird
Yep
If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!
As it is however.....bleurggghhhh! "
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"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird
Yep
If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!
As it is however.....bleurggghhhh!
Go stand in the naughty corner now!!! Bad bruelee"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches
Get out of the thread!!
Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both! "
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"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin. "
**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**
There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!
Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.
**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**
There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!
Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!! "
Hahahahahahaha.
I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.
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"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.
**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**
There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!
Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!!
Hahahahahahaha.
I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.
(for him) "
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"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.
**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**
There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!
Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!!
Hahahahahahaha.
I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.
(for him) "
Can see why lucky for him he has an appropriate name.i mean flaccid Jim just doesn't have that certain ring to it ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.
**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**
There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!
Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!!
Hahahahahahaha.
I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.
(for him)
Can see why lucky for him he has an appropriate name.i mean flaccid Jim just doesn't have that certain ring to it "
And it's not even his body that's the best bit.
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"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird
Yep
If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!
As it is however.....bleurggghhhh!
Go stand in the naughty corner now!!! Bad bruelee
No! I'll scweam n scweam n stamp my feet! "
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"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird
Yep
If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!
As it is however.....bleurggghhhh!
Go stand in the naughty corner now!!! Bad bruelee
No! I'll scweam n scweam n stamp my feet!
You'll go over my knee"
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I have to create a barrier on my cooked breakfast with a sausage between the beans and the fried egg. They simply cannot touch....the taste is just gross.
And who the fuck eats Marmite; the most disgusting product ever! |
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