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over a year ago
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"Where do they keep their axe
Back of the van, of course 
What? You don't have one?! 
I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....
Might I suggest a kit?
Axe, multi tool, hammer...."
Seriously, how do folks live without them?!  |
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"Where do they keep their axe
Back of the van, of course
What? You don't have one?!
I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....
Might I suggest a kit?
Axe, multi tool, hammer....
Seriously, how do folks live without them?! "
I don't have an axe in my car.....or do I? |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Will they like me
Do I look ok
What if they don't like me
Oh God I'm nervous
Shit
Usually in the order."
Probably
For sure
Stuff 'em
Butterflies are pretty things 
Yeah, do it before leaving the house
Hope that helps x |
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"Will they like me
Do I look ok
What if they don't like me
Oh God I'm nervous
Shit
Usually in the order.
Probably
For sure
Stuff 'em
Butterflies are pretty things
Yeah, do it before leaving the house
Hope that helps x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will they like me
Do I look ok
What if they don't like me
Oh God I'm nervous
Shit
Usually in the order.
You have a shit?
Thats the nerves kicking in
Fuck sake
No, but as soon as I arrive I have to pee- true story "
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"Will they like me
Do I look ok
What if they don't like me
Oh God I'm nervous
Shit
Usually in the order.
You have a shit?
Fuck sake
No, but as soon as I arrive I have to pee- true story "
Urine trouble then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all get a few butterflies before a meet,what else goes through your minds?
Be nice peeps  "
Check breath, do I smell ok, make sure look smart, then keep an eye out for the lady.
Ooh, there she is, wow, she's gorgeous, eyes lock & she's smiling...... |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Where do they keep their axe
Back of the van, of course
What? You don't have one?!
I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....
Might I suggest a kit?
Axe, multi tool, hammer...."
A kit belt and tools ... weapons ... tools  |
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"Please dont let me talk so much nervous gibberish it turns them off!
This! I gabble. And blush. And grin. Lots!   "
Yes you do
So do I, or I sit there twiddling my hair talking nonsense and smiling  |
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"Where do they keep their axe
Back of the van, of course
What? You don't have one?!
I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....
Might I suggest a kit?
Axe, multi tool, hammer...."
What, no shovel? Schoolboy error.... |
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"Where do they keep their axe
Back of the van, of course
What? You don't have one?!
I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....
Might I suggest a kit?
Axe, multi tool, hammer....
What, no shovel? Schoolboy error...."
I was going to chop them up. |
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"Where do they keep their axe
Back of the van, of course
What? You don't have one?!
I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....
Might I suggest a kit?
Axe, multi tool, hammer....
What, no shovel? Schoolboy error....
I was going to chop them up. "
Still need to dispose of the bits. Come on woman, are you some kind of amateur... |
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"Where do they keep their axe
Back of the van, of course
What? You don't have one?!
I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....
Might I suggest a kit?
Axe, multi tool, hammer....
What, no shovel? Schoolboy error....
I was going to chop them up.
Still need to dispose of the bits. Come on woman, are you some kind of amateur..."
Pies darling pies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only thing I usually worry about is whether they're pushy or not.
Totally kills the moment when someone asks me to do something and won't take no for an answer until I get firm, then they exact to carry on as if the whole situation never happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god I hope they like me. What if they think I'm ugly. Will I please them. Will it be good. I need a wee
I'm normally the one needing a wee "
Nerves go straight to the bladder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will they like me
Do I look ok
What if they don't like me
Oh God I'm nervous
Shit
Usually in the order.
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This along with I hope I don't talk too much gibberish and put them off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet 
I thought this was going to be about eating faggots at my meet."
That's such a pejorative term, James. I thought better or you. It's okay that you like cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet
I thought this was going to be about eating faggots at my meet.
That's such a pejorative term, James. I thought better or you. It's okay that you like cock. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet
I thought this was going to be about eating faggots at my meet.
That's such a pejorative term, James. I thought better or you. It's okay that you like cock. "
*Goes to Google pejorative* |
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