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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I had a threesome in Thailand the other day, it was like winning the lottery.

Six matching balls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What worse than finding a dead woman in a bin bag?

Finding a dead woman in three bin bags.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What worse than finding a dead woman in a bin bag?

Finding a dead woman in three bin bags."

That's a joke

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wots long , hard and you play with it ?

A baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

Bit of an anti-joke that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was on the Pepsi Max Roller coaster yesterday. The woman next to me kept screaming and screaming. Anyone would think she hadn't seen a cock before!

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Kitty went to get tested for tourettes yesterday.

Turns out I AM a cunt and there's nothing wrong with her!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's brown and sticky ?

A stick...a-ha-ha-ha !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The magic tractor went down the road and turned into a field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?

Tell it to sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn.

Why are crocodiles flat?

They sleep under trees in Autumn.

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a breed of dog that does magic tricks, they're labracadabradors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bloody dangerous drivers on their mobile phones. I had to swerve that hard to avoid one, I nearly dropped me fucking pie. The tosser.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They say you are what you eat,so obviously I'm a cunt.

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