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over a year ago
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"The takings 
No takings here...just giving!
Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then
Here are some nuts for you to nibble on  "
Are these fresh nuts or have they been left on the bar for anyone with pissy hands to nibble on? |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The takings
No takings here...just giving!
Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then
Here are some nuts for you to nibble on
Are these fresh nuts or have they been left on the bar for anyone with pissy hands to nibble on?"
Fresh, of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The takings
No takings here...just giving!
Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then
Here are some nuts for you to nibble on
Are these fresh nuts or have they been left on the bar for anyone with pissy hands to nibble on?
Fresh, of course "
Awesome. Let's get the party started  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please 
Olives...yuk!
* passes bowl hastily across the bar...  "
The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please
Olives...yuk!
* passes bowl hastily across the bar...
The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff.... "
Bloody amateurs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please
Olives...yuk!
* passes bowl hastily across the bar...
The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....
Bloody amateurs"
Let's open our own cocktail bar 
(Lisa, you can come and we'll serve you ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please
Olives...yuk!
* passes bowl hastily across the bar...
The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....
Bloody amateurs
Let's open our own cocktail bar
(Lisa, you can come and we'll serve you )"
Yes! I fear I may drink all of the cocktails though |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please
Olives...yuk!
* passes bowl hastily across the bar...
The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff.... "
Olives are vacumn packed to stop their stench escaping |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please
Olives...yuk!
* passes bowl hastily across the bar...
The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....
Sorry about the delay...there was a problem in the bogs. A couple shagging, would you believe! How rude
Bloody amateurs"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two  "
I can be a waiter |
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two I can be a waiter "
I'll come with, dying of thirst |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two I can be a waiter
I'll come with, dying of thirst "
ok I'm dressed and ready
Wine coming up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LARGE glass of red wine please
Malbec if you have it please?
Shall we just get a bottle and share??"
Guess not lol...... Grabs bottle after eventually being served... Sits in corner... Alone..... |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two I can be a waiter "
Yummy...delicious staff  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two I can be a waiter
Yummy...delicious staff "
At your service xx |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two I can be a waiter
Yummy...delicious staff At your service xx"
Excuse me, everyone, I have to interview the new waiter... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two I can be a waiter
Yummy...delicious staff At your service xx
Excuse me, everyone, I have to interview the new waiter... "
I have a Cv and everything  |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night
I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two I can be a waiter
Yummy...delicious staff At your service xx
Excuse me, everyone, I have to interview the new waiter... I have a Cv and everything "
Rest assured, I intend to give it a good going over |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Double courvoisier and please 
heathen
What do you mean by heathen ??
adding to courviosier...it needs no mixer
If you want a mixer with your brandy, you can have Asda basics rum...
Very true, but i also want to pace myself "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please
I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine "
We can share |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please
I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine
We can share "
Hell no!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie
Oi! Hands off!"
Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie
Oi! Hands off!
Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment
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I could do with the extra help...go on then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie
Oi! Hands off!
Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment
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no nipping behind the bar on my watch |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie
Oi! Hands off!
Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment
no nipping behind the bar on my watch "
It's ok...I'll make sure she doesn't pinch too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've drank the whole bottle of Malbec to myself as I sit in the corner..... Alone....
Is it worth queuing up for another given the quality of service
Waving money in the air!! |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've drank the whole bottle of Malbec to myself as I sit in the corner..... Alone....
Is it worth queuing up for another given the quality of service
Waving money in the air!! "
Come here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've drank the whole bottle of Malbec to myself as I sit in the corner..... Alone....
Is it worth queuing up for another given the quality of service
Waving money in the air!!
Come here "
I'm here.... I'm here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've already had a few
Well-greased?
No trouble here, please!
Best behaviour
Good.
Or it's the naughty corner..."
Which sounds more interesting than being on best behaviour |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've already had a few
Well-greased?
No trouble here, please!
Best behaviour
Good.
Or it's the naughty corner...
Which sounds more interesting than being on best behaviour "
It certainly is... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's hear it for the beer!
All hail to the ale
And welcome the wine for the ladies
Lè sesh!"
We'd come for the sesh in London!
But fuck those beer prices
How bloody much!? |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Let's hear it for the beer!
All hail to the ale
And welcome the wine for the ladies
Lè sesh!
We'd come for the sesh in London!
But fuck those beer prices
How bloody much!? "
I have top quality bar staff... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's hear it for the beer!
All hail to the ale
And welcome the wine for the ladies
Lè sesh!
We'd come for the sesh in London!
But fuck those beer prices
How bloody much!?
I have top quality bar staff..."
You do . We never spoke about wages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's hear it for the beer!
All hail to the ale
And welcome the wine for the ladies
Lè sesh!
We'd come for the sesh in London!
But fuck those beer prices
How bloody much!? "
I'll have to come visit my relatives in the north east then! |
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Let's hear it for the beer!
All hail to the ale
And welcome the wine for the ladies
Lè sesh!
We'd come for the sesh in London!
But fuck those beer prices
How bloody much!?
I have top quality bar staff... You do . We never spoke about wages "
Come to my office
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's hear it for the beer!
All hail to the ale
And welcome the wine for the ladies
Lè sesh!
We'd come for the sesh in London!
But fuck those beer prices
How bloody much!?
I have top quality bar staff... You do . We never spoke about wages
Come to my office
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will I get a rise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie
Oi! Hands off!
Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment
no nipping behind the bar on my watch
It's ok...I'll make sure she doesn't pinch too much "
*pours a sneaky triple to make it last* |
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