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The even later nocturnal... thing
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh its the prettiest star in the sky 
I do love your name and it makes me want to watcb stardust each time I see you post "
Awww, thank you
I haven't watched it or read it in ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh its the prettiest star in the sky
I do love your name and it makes me want to watcb stardust each time I see you post
Awww, thank you
I haven't watched it or read it in ages"
Its one of the ones I have to watch every few months! Its like a modern day princess bride for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob. 
No cake for you.
What do I get?
Smack on the nose.
Nose is a euphemism 
No, I'm going to bite his butt."
noooo don't do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.
No cake for you.
What do I get?
Smack on the nose.
Nose is a euphemism
No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that"
Don't stop her. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.
No cake for you.
What do I get?
Smack on the nose.
Nose is a euphemism
No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that
Don't stop her."
You kinky little...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.
No cake for you.
What do I get?
Smack on the nose.
Nose is a euphemism
No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that
Don't stop her.
You kinky little... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.
No cake for you.
What do I get?
Smack on the nose.
Nose is a euphemism
No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that
Don't stop her.
You kinky little...
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Can I add some chocolate sauce before I chow down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.
No cake for you.
What do I get?
Smack on the nose.
Nose is a euphemism
No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that
Don't stop her.
You kinky little...
Can I add some chocolate sauce before I chow down?"
Squeeze my bum, then squeeze the bottle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.
No cake for you.
What do I get?
Smack on the nose.
Nose is a euphemism
No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that
Don't stop her.
You kinky little...
Can I add some chocolate sauce before I chow down?
Squeeze my bum, then squeeze the bottle."
#euph |
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Where's j0hnny?
Dead.
I know, I know. "
Anyway, back to the real world now, what colour should I dye ma goatee next as I'm meeting a lady next week that spent 4 nights at ma gaffe late last year and it was turquoise then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's j0hnny?
Dead.
I know, I know.
Anyway, back to the real world now, what colour should I dye ma goatee next as I'm meeting a lady next week that spent 4 nights at ma gaffe late last year and it was turquoise then? "
What colour is it now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's j0hnny?
Dead.
I know, I know.
Anyway, back to the real world now, what colour should I dye ma goatee next as I'm meeting a lady next week that spent 4 nights at ma gaffe late last year and it was turquoise then? "
Pink to make her wink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What colour is it now?
A bit nondescript really, as it's only a semi permanent colour it doesn't take long for it to wash out over time. "
Can you do multi colours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?
Fuck yeah.
Thanks for the warm welcome both.
So is it night shift, insomnia or late night perving for everyone?"
I never sleep. I'm always perving. |
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"Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?
Fuck yeah.
Thanks for the warm welcome both.
So is it night shift, insomnia or late night perving for everyone?"
Jut a handful of idiots that post utter inane drivel on here to entertain ourselves basically. There is no known cure apparently  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G 
As if.
Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then
Knock knock."
We're gonna have problems if your holding that with your left hand ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"VALUE BOX FROM THE ONLY PLACE OPEN AT THIS TIME.
I'm going to go with I've had worse things in my mouth. But not for a while
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Hey it's way better than some things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"VALUE BOX FROM THE ONLY PLACE OPEN AT THIS TIME.
I'm going to go with I've had worse things in my mouth. But not for a while
Hey it's way better than some things "
True say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
As if.
Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amir
Amir who?
Amir to see you of course  "
Hilarious!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????
That's just mean!"
This is something none drinkers do intit? |
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"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks?????? "
Ah now you see, that's where you slipped up my friend. Go for a Chinese instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????
That's just mean!
This is something none drinkers do intit? "
Must be. The f*ckers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????
Ah now you see, that's where you slipped up my friend. Go for a Chinese instead "
Not now I opened it with a big knife.
Not wanting to sound racist ....
Actually I don't care ....
It's probably revenge for me refusing to give the taxi driver who picked me up outside a gay club the other week a blow job in lieu of payment.
Cheeky fucker asked if I was gay, so I said no I'm bi. Pulls up outside my street says
'there's more than one way to pay'
I said
'Or I can just ring the police because you've just propositioned me'
He said
'Ok it's £6'
I said
'Fuck you and die'
An got out and walked away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????
Ah now you see, that's where you slipped up my friend. Go for a Chinese instead
Not now I opened it with a big knife.
Not wanting to sound racist ....
Actually I don't care ....
It's probably revenge for me refusing to give the taxi driver who picked me up outside a gay club the other week a blow job in lieu of payment.
Cheeky fucker asked if I was gay, so I said no I'm bi. Pulls up outside my street says
'there's more than one way to pay'
I said
'Or I can just ring the police because you've just propositioned me'
He said
'Ok it's £6'
I said
'Fuck you and die'
An got out and walked away. "
Why would that be racist? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He stunk and obviously hadn't washed in ages. I was quite angry if I'd been a teen girl that would of been really intimidating and a bad experience as opposed to mildly annoying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all 
Urgh it is init
Top of the morning to ye
Top of the morning is right, can't believe I'm dragging myself out of bed at this hour.. "
I'd say you can join me I'm just crawling in the pit after a particularly disappointing kebab n chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
Urgh it is init
Top of the morning to ye
Top of the morning is right, can't believe I'm dragging myself out of bed at this hour..
I'd say you can join me I'm just crawling in the pit after a particularly disappointing kebab n chicken "
Aye, I read
Sorry to hear it.
Perhaps take your custom elsewhere for you next late night post pub meal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I said not wanting to sound racist but I don't care.
Also the taxi driver was earlier in the week.
Facts my lil southern bell facts "
No, I read all that. I just concluded with the fact it was racist. I care. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saying that you don't want to sound racist does not make it not seem racist.. "
I did then say I didn't care. And I don't to be honest. Not a lot does really bother me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You all need to learn the fact that when some ones says
'I don't want to sound ..... but'
The next impression will be jack boots and Adolph screaming at the masses.
Kay? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give up sometimes, I really do "
Anyway. If I offered you sex would you? If I promised to keep my mouth shut apart from when you fuck my face?
You can slap me a bit and bruise me up. |
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