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The late late nocturnal thread ™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! It's that time again. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Listening to Dido's 2013 album Girl Who Got Away? Doing the dishes? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim! Im currently trying to get enough energy to move from my sofa to my bed!

How was your day? What you up to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong. Only 6 days and I can change my username again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim"

You're first! Good evening GG. How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening!!

I'm perving before bed

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Evening erect one, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening just answering mail and having a little look before bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim! Im currently trying to get enough energy to move from my sofa to my bed!

How was your day? What you up to? "

Good evening Bunny. Today was pretty good. How are you doing?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Good evening Jim

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong. Only 6 days and I can change my username again!

That link you PM'd with last night, I checked tonight. But Job Centre came up with a list too in reply to my query email; between the two, two names of organisations came up and I'll be checking them out tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Jim! Im currently trying to get enough energy to move from my sofa to my bed!

How was your day? What you up to?

Good evening Bunny. Today was pretty good. How are you doing?"

Im not too bad. Could be better but you gotta have bad days to appreciate the good ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong. Only 6 days and I can change my username again!

Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle was born on Christmas day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong. Only 6 days and I can change my username again!

That's super. Fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening!!

I'm perving before bed

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong. Only 6 days and I can change my username again!

Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle was born on Christmas day.

Jesus!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening young jim xxx passes a muffin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening peeps.

I was tired and now I'm stuck in the time vortex that is YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening erect one, evening all"

Good evening peachy one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Can you grab me one? Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening just answering mail and having a little look before bed

Good evening Kelly. Merry little looking.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Evening Jim

You're first! Good evening GG. How was your day?"

Second day of training. Overall, some parts good, some parts not so. Company rammed home transparency aspect, but some of admin issues and what we expected from prior advice supplied, didn't come up to expectations. A few of applicants unhappy.

I'll keep open mind, but won't stop looking for work. Still, looking for work can be easier when in work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lurking"

Good evening BB. Welcome to the late late nocturnal thread ™. And all the other forum threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim! Im currently trying to get enough energy to move from my sofa to my bed!

How was your day? What you up to?

Good evening Bunny. Today was pretty good. How are you doing?

Im not too bad. Could be better but you gotta have bad days to appreciate the good ones. "

You certainly do, now get to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Can you grab me one? Ta muchly

Couple of biscuits too?

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Good evening Jim.....well its morning here so deciding on what im doing for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong. Only 6 days and I can change my username again!

Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle was born on Christmas day.

Jesus!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Can you grab me one? Ta muchly

Couple of biscuits too?"

Badum tsssshhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening young jim xxx passes a muffin"

Good evening Voddy. What would we do without you? Thanks very much. x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Good evening Alley. That was ten minutes ago. Are you now drinking tea and eating biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just out the hot tub after a long hard afternoon in the woods... wine in hand - just need some nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dido celebrates an "official birthday" on 25 June instead. This is the same day as Paddington Bear's birthday.

I want some marmalade now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening peeps.

I was tired and now I'm stuck in the time vortex that is YouTube"

Good evening Swing. You were tired? Have you woken up? Because that's what's just happened to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Good evening Alley. That was ten minutes ago. Are you now drinking tea and eating biscuits?"

Well you can't actually see me (right), so I'm, yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Good evening Alley. That was ten minutes ago. Are you now drinking tea and eating biscuits?

Well you can't actually see me (right), so I'm, yes

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

You're first! Good evening GG. How was your day?

Second day of training.

I'll keep open mind, but won't stop looking for work. Still, looking for work can be easier when in work.

Absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.....well its morning here so deciding on what im doing for the day

Good evening Toxic. You should decide to do something awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

It's been a funny old day ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Good evening Alley. That was ten minutes ago. Are you now drinking tea and eating biscuits?

Well you can't actually see me (right), so I'm, yes

*faps*"

Oh, so you saw that bit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Good evening Alley. That was ten minutes ago. Are you now drinking tea and eating biscuits?

Well you can't actually see me (right), so I'm, yes

*faps*

Oh, so you saw that bit? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle "

Tingle on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim! Good evening everyone! I'm a bit peckish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im just hanging about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Good evening Alley. That was ten minutes ago. Are you now drinking tea and eating biscuits?

Well you can't actually see me (right), so I'm, yes

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening gang! What am I doing? Well I continue to contemplate getting off my backside to make a cup of tea and grab a couple of custard creams

Good evening Alley. That was ten minutes ago. Are you now drinking tea and eating biscuits?

Well you can't actually see me (right), so I'm, yes

*faps*"

Enjoy.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Evening Jim

You're first! Good evening GG. How was your day?

Second day of training.

I'll keep open mind, but won't stop looking for work. Still, looking for work can be easier when in work.

Absolutely.

Signing off now. Busy day tomorrow as I won't be starting till Monday; company put me back three days for actual work! So, busy updating CV, etc.

Night all.

Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me."

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening peeps.

I was tired and now I'm stuck in the time vortex that is YouTube

Good evening Swing. You were tired? Have you woken up? Because that's what's just happened to me."

Yes - was doing the whole head slumping falling asleep thing. Now I'm pondering getting out of bed and doing something productive.

Fuck knows what though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im sat watching the last kingdom and eating fishcakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY "

filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, have you had a good day. I'm just getting ready to go to bed. Hopefully sleep won't be long x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY "

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just out the hot tub after a long hard afternoon in the woods... wine in hand - just need some nibbles

Good evening PB. You appear to have had the day of a lumberjack, and that's okay. Alley has custard creams, if he actually has gotten up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

It's been a funny old day , "

Good evening Taff. What's made you laugh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So tea and biscuits are a go; I repeat, tea and biscuits are a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?"

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim! Good evening everyone! I'm a bit peckish."

Good evening OC!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and I've put a bit of tape over my webcam... perverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So tea and biscuits are a go; I repeat, tea and biscuits are a go

Soggy biscuits are a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

Oh ok IUNTY

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening Jim & the rest of you nutters, have been chatting to a sexy lady off here about going to Chams next week for her birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

Oh ok IUNTY"

CIHAFP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im just hanging about "

Good evening Lights.

Me Me Me - Hanging Around

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

filth"

I like pissing around

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"Evening peeps.

I was tired and now I'm stuck in the time vortex that is YouTube

Good evening Swing. You were tired? Have you woken up? Because that's what's just happened to me.

Yes - was doing the whole head slumping falling asleep thing. Now I'm pondering getting out of bed and doing something productive.

Fuck knows what though "

you need a wank. you'd sleep after that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi all

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Evening all , usual turn everything off to go to sleep then wide awake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The biscuits are now sadly deceased

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

You're first! Good evening GG. How was your day?

Second day of training.

I'll keep open mind, but won't stop looking for work. Still, looking for work can be easier when in work.

Absolutely.

Signing off now. Busy day tomorrow as I won't be starting till Monday; company put me back three days for actual work! So, busy updating CV, etc.

Night all.

Iain."

Na night Iain.

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

evening Jim and co. I'm tucked up waiting for the sand man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY "

I was asking for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

I was asking for it."

I prefer motorsports

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im sat watching the last kingdom and eating fishcakes"

Good evening Rossi. Enjoy your kingdom and fishcakes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening peeps.

I was tired and now I'm stuck in the time vortex that is YouTube

Good evening Swing. You were tired? Have you woken up? Because that's what's just happened to me.

Yes - was doing the whole head slumping falling asleep thing. Now I'm pondering getting out of bed and doing something productive.

Fuck knows what though

you need a wank. you'd sleep after that

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening one and all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, have you had a good day. I'm just getting ready to go to bed. Hopefully sleep won't be long x "

Good evening Angie. Sleep well. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whats with the tm trademark sign

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and I've put a bit of tape over my webcam... perverts

You're no fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening one and all

Evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So tea and biscuits are a go; I repeat, tea and biscuits are a go

Soggy biscuits are a go"

Creamy biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim & the rest of you nutters, have been chatting to a sexy lady off here about going to Chams next week for her birthday

Good evening Ace. I like sexy ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening peeps.

I was tired and now I'm stuck in the time vortex that is YouTube

Good evening Swing. You were tired? Have you woken up? Because that's what's just happened to me.

Yes - was doing the whole head slumping falling asleep thing. Now I'm pondering getting out of bed and doing something productive.

Fuck knows what though

you need a wank. you'd sleep after that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all "

Hi Ru...Babydan. He's a baby! He's a baby!

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

is it that time again? whenever you start your thread I know I should go to bed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all

Hi Ru...Babydan. He's a baby! He's a baby!"

What's with all this name changing?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim,

Thanks for the nail polish tip last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all , usual turn everything off to go to sleep then wide awake

Good evening Warks. To get to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just out the hot tub after a long hard afternoon in the woods... wine in hand - just need some nibbles

Good evening PB. You appear to have had the day of a lumberjack, and that's okay. Alley has custard creams, if he actually has gotten up."

Tell you what Jim I did count the rings on a felled tree during a snack beak this afternoon. 127 - Hats off to that old feller!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The biscuits are now sadly deceased

RIP Biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening Jim and co. I'm tucked up waiting for the sand man.

Good evening New. There's a few waiting for the Sandman. Maybe there's a Sandman tracker app.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

I was asking for it.

I prefer motorboating.

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening one and all

Good evening Sexy.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"whats with the tm trademark sign

Yeah, he needs to make it a © ® ™ sign innit sis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"whats with the tm trademark sign

Just because I can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

I was asking for it.

I prefer motorboating.

Nice."

I was asking for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The biscuits are now sadly deceased

"Hello miss. I'd like to make a complaint about these biscuits what you sold me not half an hour.

What's wrong with them sir

What's wrong? They're dead!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"whats with the tm trademark sign

Just because I can."

fair enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"is it that time again? whenever you start your thread I know I should go to bed...

I can get Squirrel into bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim,

Thanks for the nail polish tip last night

Good evening Roxi. You're welcome, I'm here to help ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

Oh ok IUNTY

CIHAFP?"

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is it that time again? whenever you start your thread I know I should go to bed...

I can get Squirrel into bed. "

Squirrels like to mouth-pouch nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

Oh ok IUNTY

CIHAFP?

Wtf"

My pleasure.

Can I have a fishcake please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"whats with the tm trademark sign

Yeah, he needs to make it a © ® ™ sign innit sis

Di©k.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

I was asking for it.

I prefer motorboating.

Nice.

I was asking for that. "

I'm asking for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

GUFFAW

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

I was asking for it.

I prefer motorboating.

Nice.

I was asking for that.

I'm asking for that."

Such a tit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"is it that time again? whenever you start your thread I know I should go to bed...

I can get Squirrel into bed.

Squirrels like to mouth-pouch nuts. "

I do like wild life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The biscuits are now sadly deceased

"Hello miss. I'd like to make a complaint about these biscuits what you sold me not half an hour.

What's wrong with them sir

What's wrong? They're dead!""

They got in ma' belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The biscuits are now sadly deceased

"Hello miss. I'd like to make a complaint about these biscuits what you sold me not half an hour.

What's wrong with them sir

What's wrong? They're dead!"

They got in ma' belly

Not going there - my Scottish accent is woeful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dido is an Arsenal supporter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dido is an Arsenal supporter. "

Fido dido?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"whats with the tm trademark sign

Yeah, he needs to make it a © ® ™ sign innit sis

Di©k."

Oi, that's my name, use yer own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dido is an Arsenal supporter.

Fido dido?"

Nah, Fido is for Fido, Fido is against no one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dido is an Arsenal supporter. "

Yes she is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"whats with the tm trademark sign

Yeah, he needs to make it a © ® ™ sign innit sis

Di©k.

Oi, that's my name, use yer own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dido is an Arsenal supporter.

Yes she is."

I support your arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dido is an Arsenal supporter.

Yes she is.

I support your arse."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dido is an Arsenal supporter.

Yes she is.

I support your arse.

Up your Villa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour."

Hope Courtney's head is turned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dido is an Arsenal supporter.

Yes she is.

I support your arse.

Up your Villa"

Villa thriller.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep is so over rated!

How is everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

Oh ok IUNTY

CIHAFP?

Wtf

My pleasure.

Can I have a fishcake please"

Im sorry all the fishcakes have been devoured will a smelly crabstick be suffice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sleep is so over rated!

How is everyone?"

Good evening Spindle. I'm awake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

Oh ok IUNTY

CIHAFP?

Wtf

My pleasure.

Can I have a fishcake please

Im sorry all the fishcakes have been devoured will a smelly crabstick be suffice?"

Thanks, but I'll decline

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

'Lo..

Glad to be back with my lectric blanket, feeling all snug and having a perv

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Whoop whoop!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Lo..

Glad to be back with my lectric blanket, feeling all snug and having a perv

Good evening, hello. At which part of the year do you stop using your electric blanket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whoop whoop!!!

Yeah! Yeah!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Whoop whoop!!!

Yeah! Yeah!"

Rah rah!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whoop whoop!!!

Yeah! Yeah!

Rah rah!!!

She-Ra

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"'Lo..

Glad to be back with my lectric blanket, feeling all snug and having a perv

Good evening, hello. At which part of the year do you stop using your electric blanket?"

Um... I actually don't

it's called my comfort blanket#

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

Hope Courtney's head is turned. "

I hope so too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Lo..

Glad to be back with my lectric blanket, feeling all snug and having a perv

Good evening, hello. At which part of the year do you stop using your electric blanket?

Um... I actually don't

it's called my comfort blanket#

Just don't forget to turn it off.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Whoop whoop!!!

Yeah! Yeah!

Rah rah!!!

She-Ra"

She -devil - she's coming back!! Be afraid, be very afraid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whoop whoop!!!

Yeah! Yeah!

Rah rah!!!

She-Ra

She -devil - she's coming back!! Be afraid, be very afraid!"

Gulp.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Good evening Jim

A good evening to you Honey.

Oh tingle

Tinkle on me.

FTFY

Wtf is this ftfy i keep seeing?

FTFY means 'fixed that for you" -- I amended the previous person's post to try and generate a smile.

Oh ok IUNTY

CIHAFP?

Wtf

My pleasure.

Can I have a fishcake please

Im sorry all the fishcakes have been devoured will a smelly crabstick be suffice?"

Yo Rossii!!!!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"'Lo..

Glad to be back with my lectric blanket, feeling all snug and having a perv

Good evening, hello. At which part of the year do you stop using your electric blanket?

Um... I actually don't

it's called my comfort blanket#

Just don't forget to turn it off.

You know where I've written it and I have a post it not on my tablet and my bum is getting hot now, so nearly time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm singing along to James -- Nothing But Love

La la la la laaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm singing along to James -- Nothing But Love

La la la la laaaaa"

Link please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm singing along to James -- Nothing But Love

La la la la laaaaa

Link please."

https://youtu.be/I8OobMrlvrY

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm singing along to James -- Nothing But Love

La la la la laaaaa

Link please.

https://youtu.be/I8OobMrlvrY"

Thank you.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm singing along to James -- Nothing But Love

La la la la laaaaa

Link please.

https://youtu.be/I8OobMrlvrY

Thank you."

You should try The James Gang - Funk #49

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qHU_6Ofc0

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just woke ... lurking ....

mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm singing along to James -- Nothing But Love

La la la la laaaaa

Link please.

https://youtu.be/I8OobMrlvrY

Thank you.

You should try The James Gang - Funk #49

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qHU_6Ofc0"

I now email your links to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just woke ... lurking ....

mwah x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drinking vodka "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in mourning the loss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in mourning the loss "

Good eveningmourning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in mourning the loss "

The loss of?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol lurking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol lurking..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sitting in a van lol 'supervising' rail job

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sitting in a van lol 'supervising' rail job

Good evening. I'm good at nail advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Word T-UNIT.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treaaaaaccccllllleeee

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Yo

Word T-UNIT."

Wass happenin' J-dawg?

All good in the Shrews hood?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeeeeees?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Yo

You?

Your?

You'll?

C'mon boi spit it out ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Word T-UNIT.

Wass happenin' J-dawg?

All good in the Shrews hood?"

Today was a good day. How are you hanging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeeeeees?

Hello.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Treaaaaaccccllllleeee"

Alright me ol' cock sparra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love Jim's opjimism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treaaaaaccccllllleeee

Alright me ol' cock sparra

I'm top of the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Yvaine

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Yo

Word T-UNIT.

Wass happenin' J-dawg?

All good in the Shrews hood?

Today was a good day. How are you hanging?"

Doing fine down the line been hitting the east side massive....went to a zoo in Kessigland today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love Jim's opjimism

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Treaaaaaccccllllleeee

Alright me ol' cock sparra

I'm top of the world

Luvvly jubbly

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

"Yo

You?

Your?

You'll?

C'mon boi spit it out ffs

Eh up Ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Word T-UNIT.

Wass happenin' J-dawg?

All good in the Shrews hood?

Today was a good day. How are you hanging?

Doing fine down the line been hitting the east side massive....went to a zoo in Kessigland today

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

I saw a Rhino up close and it wasn't a Spearmint one

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Hold one a moment how come I can do this over 175 shizzle all of a sudden

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ey up mi ducks, I'm not doing any softie southern rhyming slang tonight

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

But Ace Cock-er-nee is the future I'm tellin' you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Softie southerner represent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Didn't get the horn then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always got the horn

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Representin' da east coast y'all

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Damn near shat me pants Jim

You go into a big compound in a Land Rover and there's Giraffes, Zebra and Rhinos all running around it was pretty epic tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm midlandy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That does sound epic.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

Trivia fact #1 I'm actually staying 8 miles up the coast feom the most easterly point in the U.k.

I need to get out more

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Representin' da east coast y'all

Think yerself lucky, I've got the whole of the East Midlands to do, which as everyone on fab knows is only slightly smaller than Asia

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