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What's your fave insult?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"insults,,huh,,,a guy shouted "COCKSUCKER" AT ME ONCE,,SO?  "
I mean if hed said I was a crap cocksucker,,i may have been offended   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tbh,,id just punch them,,,fuck insults
If you hit someone at work it's a sure fire way to get a disciplinary or the sack."
your fi_ed,,i own the business, now fuck off ,,im not totally dumb |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"I like crempog. Sometimes followed by wlanog (pronounced oolanog).
Welsh for wooly pancake.
What the fuck is a woolly pancake?
Roadkill in Wales?"
Absolutely nothing. It is just fun to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Your so speshul your mum gets carers allowance'
'I've met planks with more brains'
'Yeh yeh HR is over there, ask where the key for the disabled bog while your in there' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I told someone to go take their face for a shit the other week. We're still friends though. "
Aye this...."Away n take yer face for a shite!" 
Also....Cuntybaws,fannybaws n bawbag....all terms of endearment in Scotland. |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 21:41:51]"
I don't have time to worry about people trying to give me grief at work. I do my best to only work with and for nice people, sometimes very sexy too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock juggling thunder cunt normally works well.
I would call them cunts but they often lack the warmth or depth, so I usually come out with I'm trying my hardest not to call you Cunt. |
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"Cock juggling thunder cunt normally works well.
I would call them cunts but they often lack the warmth or depth, so I usually come out with I'm trying my hardest not to call you Cunt."
I use cunt as a term of endearment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got less IQ than a glass of water
Or:
Here, have a drink and double your IQ
Or,,lately I've favo_ed this one:
There's more brain cells in an amoeba
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If you had another brain cell you could be a plant. |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"Are you having a laugh mate? I'm gonna throw this cheese toastie at you. I hope the cheese is so hot it melts your face like that geezer out of Batman.
Not so much an insult..."
More a short book! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had to resurrect this thread as I've just seen my mate call another one of my mates this on Facebook.
Verbatim:
"What an absolute complete and total fucking cleggnutt you are"
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