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I'll meet the person above - but only if ... part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

First one got full ..

Ok the person above has been spamming your inbox with cock and / or vagina pics for AGES and you FINALLY agree to meet them!

But ONLY IF ... what!?

Be serious, funny, outrageous whatever but play nicely and please no deliberate skipping / missing the bloke above to reply to that hot female who replied 15 minute ago

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"First one got full ..

Ok the person above has been spamming your inbox with cock and / or vagina pics for AGES and you FINALLY agree to meet them!

But ONLY IF ... what!?

Be serious, funny, outrageous whatever but play nicely and please no deliberate skipping / missing the bloke above to reply to that hot female who replied 15 minute ago

He can give me magic eye lessons

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

You buy me a Gibson les paul!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

They don't skip me

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They don't skip me

She brings the bikini so we can go skinnydipping so....don't bring it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my to the above three threads

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit? "

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Oh my to the above three threads"

Totes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He brings his parrot

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"They don't skip me

She brings the bikini so we can go skinnydipping so....don't bring it

Bikinis are over rated. Bare skin all the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!

H x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He brings his parrot"

If she's standing against the wall...

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?

any preference as to method of teasing?

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

That missredABC agrees to my meet terms and conditions

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!

H x"

You weren't almost 20 yrs younger

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!

H x"

If Taunton can be next door

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!

H x

You weren't almost 20 yrs younger "

If I can buy enough baby oil.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!

H x

You weren't almost 20 yrs younger "

I get to rub in the oil

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"That missredABC agrees to my meet terms and conditions

Which are?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?

any preference as to method of teasing?"

Oh would have to be with the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!

H x

If Taunton can be next door "

If she can do mind fuckery too

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

Just wanted to put it out there; some awesome ass pics on this thread...

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?

any preference as to method of teasing?

Oh would have to be with the tongue

Music to my ears.....let the tongue caressing commence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?

any preference as to method of teasing?

Oh would have to be with the tongue

No if

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!

H x

If Taunton can be next door

If she can do mind fuckery too"

Mind fuckery? If by that you mean tease until you can't think which way is up then yeah I can do that

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

Cotswolds

If she wears stockings and suspenders;)

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"If she wears stockings and suspenders;)"

He face slaps me with that rock hard member.... or has a mk1 escort.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

They have bubblebath

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

Cotswolds

"If she wears stockings and suspenders;)

He face slaps me with that rock hard member.... or has a mk1 escort."

No mk1 escort, but happily do the other

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

Cotswolds

"They have bubblebath"

Is their room for me as well with you both?;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They have bubblebath"

If she loosens that towel just a teeny bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?

any preference as to method of teasing?

Oh would have to be with the tongue

No if"

No ifs or buts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They have bubblebath

If she loosens that towel just a teeny bit

If he doesn't mind me stroking his chest hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They don't skip me

how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?

any preference as to method of teasing?

Oh would have to be with the tongue

No if

No ifs or buts

Only when's

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

Cotswolds

She removed those knickers;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She brings some whisky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]"

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They have bubblebath

If she loosens that towel just a teeny bit

If he doesn't mind me stroking his chest hair

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh..."

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh..."

Edinburgh is made for naughty encounters, so many alleyways and backstreets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune"

I have a top hat?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

Edinburgh is made for naughty encounters, so many alleyways and backstreets.

If she didn't mind laying back and letting me give the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

Edinburgh is made for naughty encounters, so many alleyways and backstreets.

Oh god it is!

I've had a few fun encounters in Prince's Street Gardens over the years

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune

I have a top hat?"

Bowler, don't be so pinickity!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune

I have a top hat?"

I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune

I have a top hat?

I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread

If she can find the time for me

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

Cotswolds

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune

I have a top hat?

I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread

I'm in for that;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune

I have a top hat?

I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread

If she can find the time for me

If he is free Friday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can put a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]

If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows.

Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh...

He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune

I have a top hat?

Bowler, don't be so pinickity!"

Thought I might have bought one and forgot lol

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

"That missredABC agrees to my meet terms and conditions

Which are?"

If u let me blindfold you and handcuff your hands behind her back in doggy position and let me have my way with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chef .. only if he cooks up a slap up meal! Mind you we're both straight so it would be useful to have a couple of ladies along too to make it a double date?

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By *ips n NipsWoman over a year ago

in dreams

"Chef .. only if he cooks up a slap up meal! Mind you we're both straight so it would be useful to have a couple of ladies along too to make it a double date?

Yum! I love a meal out me. I'll come.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chef .. only if he cooks up a slap up meal! Mind you we're both straight so it would be useful to have a couple of ladies along too to make it a double date?

Yum! I love a meal out me. I'll come."

If she allows me to pay...

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

"Chef .. only if he cooks up a slap up meal! Mind you we're both straight so it would be useful to have a couple of ladies along too to make it a double date?

Dan I love the way you think

. Would be an awesome meet.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm they learn to play the bagpipes

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

We go for a picnic in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if you let me choose the and ale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

We go for a picnic in the sun"

Oops. Let me lick your bumhole

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

We go for a picnic in the sun

Oops. Let me lick your bumhole

"
If he is insatiable

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass"

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

Can I lick ??

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

Can I lick ?? "

Lick whatever you like as long as I can lick you

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

Yeah if I can roll

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

Can I lick ?? "

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on"

We'll bring cucumbers, we can slice them later!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They bring pie and plenty gravy

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on

We'll bring cucumbers, we can slice them later!

My kinda shindig

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By *issVeryWoman over a year ago

streatham

They let me rub oil on their peachy bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum

"
she sends me a face pic first !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I meet the person above if she lets me pinch her bum ??

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum

She becomes bi

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

I can oil their chest up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum

she sends me a face pic first !"

U beat me to her

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By *issVeryWoman over a year ago

streatham

"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum

She becomes bi "

I thought my bio said bi-curious oh jeez changing ASAP!!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Only if looking for trouble.

Great band! \m/

No if's, see you soon

I can sink my teeth into his ass

Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?

Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on

We'll bring cucumbers, we can slice them later!

My kinda shindig

Huzzah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x"

Only if we can drink rum

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x

Only if we can drink rum"

Only if I can drink rum off your body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x

Only if we can drink rum

Only if I can drink rum off your body

You are both welcome to join us all

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x

Only if we can drink rum

Only if I can drink rum off your body

You are both welcome to join us all

Only if we can fuck in the sand dunex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

He gets his arse in gear!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

He gets his arse in gear!!"

she makes a special cake ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

He gets his arse in gear!!

she makes a special cake ..

I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

He gets his arse in gear!!

she makes a special cake ..

I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!"

She lets me put sun cream on those red bits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

He gets his arse in gear!!

she makes a special cake ..

I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!

She lets me put sun cream on those red bits.

He let's me rub lube on his white bits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

He gets his arse in gear!!

she makes a special cake ..

I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!

She lets me put sun cream on those red bits.

He let's me rub lube on his white bits!

She cooks me liver and bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..

He gets his arse in gear!!

she makes a special cake ..

I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!

She lets me put sun cream on those red bits.

He let's me rub lube on his white bits!

She doesn't expect sex on the first date - I'm not that kind of girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He convinces me he's female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" He convinces me he's female

Only if he comes in clown mode

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By *etsgetjiggingMan over a year ago

norwich

Only if she takes me to dinner first.x

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

" He convinces me he's female

Only if he comes in clown mode

only if she doesn't hop off

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

" He convinces me he's female

Only if he comes in clown mode

If she decided to move to London

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By *quirell2015Man over a year ago

somewhere nearby

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By *quirell2015Man over a year ago

somewhere nearby

" He convinces me he's female

Only if he comes in clown mode

only if she doesn't hop off

Only if she promises not to behave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" He convinces me he's female

Only if he comes in clown mode

only if she doesn't hop off

Only if she promises not to behave "

Only if he doesn't hide up trees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" He convinces me he's female

Only if he comes in clown mode

only if she doesn't hop off

Only if she promises not to behave

Only if he doesn't hide up trees"

Only if she explains what clown mode does in clear language

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple over a year ago

wirral

Only if he brings bunnyhop with him x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long he doesn't turn out to be a clown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As long as she brings the other angels!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As long as she brings the other angels!!!"

As long as he bring the angels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x

Only if we can drink rum

Only if I can drink rum off your body

You are both welcome to join us all

Only if we can fuck in the sand dunex

And roll in the surf x

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers."

Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers."

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Has a big enough bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!

Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!

Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up

She agrees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!

Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up

She agrees

If he pops the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!

Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up

Feet aren't really my thing but I wouldn't be cutting off my nose to spite my face!....So lemme at those tootsies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!

Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up

She agrees

If he pops the kettle on"

if she goes Gallivanting with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits.

Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!

Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up

She agrees

If he pops the kettle on

if she goes Gallivanting with me

Stays heterosexual and up for offloading, gocarting or bikers weekend. You know ' manly' stuff

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips! "

Only if she's let's me go at least twice, fear I may go off a little early first time round..

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips!

Only if she's let's me go at least twice, fear I may go off a little early first time round..

He let's me get lunch this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers."

I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if he really is a pirate king

And he flogs me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x"

If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x

If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song

If i get to hold her up against the wall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x

If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song

If i get to hold her up against the wall."

He stops playing with his tits long enough!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x

If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song

If i get to hold her up against the wall.

He stops playing with his tits long enough!"
.

Let's me play with hers instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He stops playing with his tits long enough!"

Only if she falls for my charm, wit and dazzling good looks...

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers.

Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips!

Only if she's let's me go at least twice, fear I may go off a little early first time round..

He let's me get lunch this time

Depends what's on the menu I guess ....

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs! "

Only if she shares and we can hold one each..

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs!

Only if she shares and we can hold one each.."

Only if I can eat his banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs!

Only if she shares and we can hold one each..

Only if I can eat his banana

She confesses her sins the following Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs!

Only if she shares and we can hold one each..

Only if I can eat his banana

Only if i get to take my time kissing those lips.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs!

Only if she shares and we can hold one each..

Only if I can eat his banana

She confesses her sins the following Sunday

I am pure and without sin

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs!

Only if she shares and we can hold one each..

Only if I can eat his banana

Only if i get to take my time kissing those lips. "

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He let's me get lunch this time

Only if she lets me hold the boobs!

Only if she shares and we can hold one each..

Only if I can eat his banana

Only if i get to take my time kissing those lips.

Sure

I can reprimand her for telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can reprimand her for telling porkies

If he does my housework

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By *ire_thornMan over a year ago

no comment

I can reprimand her for telling porkies

If he does my housework

We share some good scotch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She removes these bloody Easter eggs. I'm getting funny looks now.

PTU xxx

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I can reprimand her for telling porkies

If he does my housework

She promises not to critique my profile too hard!!

No euphemisms were harmed in the making of this post!!

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I can reprimand her for telling porkies

If he does my housework

She lets me play with that ass in the shower..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She removes these bloody Easter eggs. I'm getting funny looks now.

PTU xxx "

She unties her self and promises to pop the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can reprimand her for telling porkies

If he does my housework

She lets me play with that ass in the shower..

He brings snorkels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches"

Gets on a train to Harlow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

Gets on a train to Harlow"

Picks me up a Harlow station.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

Gets on a train to Harlow

Picks me up a Harlow station."

He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

Gets on a train to Harlow

Picks me up a Harlow station.

He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley

She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

Gets on a train to Harlow

Picks me up a Harlow station.

He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley

She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress

Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

Gets on a train to Harlow

Picks me up a Harlow station.

He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley

She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress

Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow"

He brings M&S biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

Gets on a train to Harlow

Picks me up a Harlow station.

He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley

She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress

Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow

He brings M&S biscuits

Its a social, he buys the drinks and doesn't try any funny business!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches

Gets on a train to Harlow

Picks me up a Harlow station.

He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley

She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress

Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow

He brings M&S biscuits

Its a social, he buys the drinks and doesn't try any funny business!

Answers the following question: when is a social a date?

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x

Only if we can drink rum"

Now you're talking

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

"You buy me a Gibson les paul!

Or a Flying V

Got one;-) and an SG

Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x

Only if we can drink rum

Only if I can drink rum off your body

You are both welcome to join us all

It's you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the dude lets me fuck morgan

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"If the dude lets me fuck morgan "

If he agrees to turn up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the dude lets me fuck morgan

If he agrees to turn up

If she lowers her standards

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

If he insists the drinks are on him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If she lets me satisfy her in every possible way x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If she lets me satisfy her in every possible way x"

Only if the date was so good, he turned me gay.

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"If she lets me satisfy her in every possible way x

Only if the date was so good, he turned me gay.

"
HE adds 15 years on his age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope she is game for most things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unblocks me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope she is game for most things."

And supports the red side of Liverpool

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By *ixedblkinjectionMan over a year ago

london

If we are Anywhere near each other's vicinity!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope she is game for most things.

And supports the red side of Liverpool "

I'm a red!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope she is game for most things.

And supports the red side of Liverpool

I'm a red!"

If the meet didn't consist of a 4 hour drive including a stressful journey on the M25

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope she is game for most things.

And supports the red side of Liverpool

I'm a red!

If the meet didn't consist of a 4 hour drive including a stressful journey on the M25

I'd do the driving x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But only if she uses me instead of that finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And me

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

"And me

Every time I come on this thread it's you that's posted last. You best have a road trip!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And me

Every time I come on this thread it's you that's posted last. You best have a road trip! "

...I can share the sunbed

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