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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
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Only if they want blocked and reported  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
Only if they want blocked and reported "
Why would you report them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
Only if they want blocked and reported
Why would you report them? "
Threats of violence???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
"
I never use the black sword one because that would be lying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
I never use the black sword one because that would be lying "
I dont even have a white one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
Only if they want blocked and reported
Why would you report them?
Threats of violence??? "
Really? You really think those messages are threats of real violence? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
"
they normally get put off when they realise I don't have a black sword  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
Only if they want blocked and reported
Why would you report them? "
Tbh I don't know what I'd do..
I don't tend to attract the desperadoes ..
Most of my first messages are polite and respectful, generally... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
Only if they want blocked and reported
Why would you report them?
Threats of violence???
Really? You really think those messages are threats of real violence? "
No lol,don't be ridiculous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There just euphemisms for rough sex its no big deal"
Except they're pretty misogynistic in their nature.
If you enjoy rough sex then just say you enjoy rough sex. Don't use analogies that read more like domestic violence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
I never use the black sword one because that would be lying
I dont even have a white one"
Best use the jackhammer one so Rossi 
Blunt instrument |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There just euphemisms for rough sex its no big deal
Except they're pretty misogynistic in their nature.
If you enjoy rough sex then just say you enjoy rough sex. Don't use analogies that read more like domestic violence."
Especially on a first message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.  "
"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
Only if they want blocked and reported
Why would you report them?
Threats of violence???
Really? You really think those messages are threats of real violence?
No lol,don't be ridiculous "
I thought you were being serious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.
"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis.""
Im hard now!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen. "
 can I please steal this and use next time I get that kind of message??
I usually just ignore or block if they repeatedly send such things. Doesn't do it for me anyway |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
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Ofcourse it works; it makes me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.
"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis.""
My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
But in all seriousness, you're spot on with the casual violence that these messages reek of. And I would not entertain it in the slightest. |
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
"
I haven't had this;
for a while. But I do remember it well.
That's why I have to block all single men from messaging me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does that really happen? Wow I'm gobsmacked!
Probably the same guys who start threads asking why they can't get meets"
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Several times a day.
Usually I don't even read past the first line, but sometimes one is extra aggressive or stupid and I'll dial up my inner psycho and tell them off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.
can I please steal this and use next time I get that kind of message??
I usually just ignore or block if they repeatedly send such things. Doesn't do it for me anyway "
I own not words, use them as you deem fit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.
"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis.""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.
"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis."
Im hard now!!"
Damn that medical fetish! |
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"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.
"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis."
My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
But in all seriousness, you're spot on with the casual violence that these messages reek of. And I would not entertain it in the slightest. "
No cutting and pasting allowed, only well constructed responses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Why does he want to destroy my cat? Hes done nothing to him :p "
Yes and he wants to bisect my donkey as well!!!
This sort of violence to animals is totally unacceptable.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*
We women need to improve our copypasta skills!"
Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*
We women need to improve our copypasta skills!
Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank. "
Or even *tired
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*
We women need to improve our copypasta skills!
Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.
Or even *tired
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Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We get the odd message like that, I usually just roll my eyes and delete. I've reported a couple that have been particularly nasty, with lots of abusive language. I imagine some people who enjoy humiliation and degradation might appreciate it but as a first message to a profile that doesn't hint at that at all its not nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*
We women need to improve our copypasta skills!
Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.
Or even *tired
Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*
We women need to improve our copypasta skills!
Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.
Or even *tired
Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard
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Are your typing skills as good as Jessica Fletchers on murder she wrote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fingers get too tired typing for all that!
Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*
We women need to improve our copypasta skills!
Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.
Or even *tired
Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard
Are your typing skills as good as Jessica Fletchers on murder she wrote"
The rolling eyes indicated I wasn't amused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because we are a couple, they usually offer to abuse and disrespect my parter for good measure. That's the man I love FFS!"
Some people would love the messages you describe in the OP. I don't like them but I'm not offended.
As to your post above ^ some couples are into cuckolding. They probably just mean they want that. |
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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago
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"Guys who write
I'm gonna destroy your pussy
Tear you apart
Rip your ass in two
Pound you like a jackhammer
Smash your box
Stab you with my mighty black sword
Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms
ON A FIRST MESSAGE!
Is just a bit Ew and yuck.
Does that ever work?
"
I suggested to a female friend once that she should reply to similar messages with "Yeh let's do it.....I wanna fist you hard!" |
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