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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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Let's make a list of things that makes a gentleman.
Il go 1st
1 have respect and respect boundaries. (if a ladey is not Intreated in sumthing you don't try and push them)
2 be willing to spend a day with a ladey and not expect to get sumthing in return. (just be happy thay spent a day with you)
3 allways holds dors open for the lady's.
4 if you eat out you go to a restrount. (not a fast food restrount)
5 is willing to pay at lest harf of the bill if not all of it. (don't expect the ladey to pay your harf)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask "
And eventually send the chocolates that you promised to send 6 months ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask "
good luck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask
And eventually send the chocolates that you promised to send 6 months ago "
Oh yes chocolate, you should always carry emergency chocolate. Just in case. |
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"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask "
And buy them a new car and a house and it's sorted your in the good books then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask
And buy them a new car and a house and it's sorted your in the good books then "
Ah you know exactly how to treat a lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"breathing on your hands or rubbing together to warm up before reaching up her blouse for a grope?
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Good God that took me rite back to my first love!
PTU XXX |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask
And buy them a new car and a house and it's sorted your in the good books then "
Doesn't the car and house come after the divorce?  |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I like fast food restaurants at times.
Does this mean I'm no lady?   "
Not at all.
If you want farst food then that's a difrount set of surkumstances.
But if you wos takoun out for dinner unless you want farst food its tradisharnall to go to a proppa restrount. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Out for food, holding doors etc are all gestures, nice ones granted.. a real gentleman listens, cares, empathises and doesn't act entitled.... ohh and loves his mum  |
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By *rW88Man
over a year ago
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"Out for food, holding doors etc are all gestures, nice ones granted.. a real gentleman listens, cares, empathises and doesn't act entitled.... ohh and loves his mum "
Agreed! I don't love my mam tho, she's not a nice person! |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"Out for food, holding doors etc are all gestures, nice ones granted.. a real gentleman listens, cares, empathises and doesn't act entitled.... ohh and loves his mum "
I agree with all of that but the mum bit.
But that's cos of pursnall resouns.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Out for food, holding doors etc are all gestures, nice ones granted.. a real gentleman listens, cares, empathises and doesn't act entitled.... ohh and loves his mum
I agree with all of that but the mum bit.
But that's cos of pursnall resouns. "
Yeah that's fair, I have just been lucky in that respect |
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By *rW88Man
over a year ago
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"How about men who swear in front of ladies?
What's your feeling ladies?
Gentleman?"
I think this depends on the lady your with, some women have real foul mouthed, I'm ex army so my vocabularies consists of 90% explicit content but in the presence of a lady im all about respect and keep it PG. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask
And buy them a new car and a house and it's sorted your in the good books then
Doesn't the car and house come after the divorce? "
Not if you marry a gentleman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1. Where a Hat... not indoors and not like that twat only murs.
2. When a lady passes wind immediately step in and declare your apologies for your passing of wind.
3. When she looks rough as a bag of spanners declare that your sure Venus herself would be jealous of her virility, youth and general odour.
4. Whenever she passes comment on something from the realm of men simply reply with of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head. Eg. Formula 1... 'why don't they go slower that way they won't crash' ... of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head.
5. Prior to the'chuck yer muck' moment advise the lady by stating I think the train is about to arrive my little nettle.
6. On attending a bathroom post your little blossoms evacuation of her fairy dust simple state... 'my isn't warm in here. Note if your eyes are watering and she enquires... simply reply I'm sorry dear I was thinking of 'INSERT POEM BY KEATS'... thus sparing her blushes.
7. Start evening conversations with... how's 'insert name of office bitch' she just doesn't know how to dress.
8. Start mornings with... why darling I swear people will label me a terrible nonce due to your unexplainable youthfulness... (only works up to 64)
9. Whenever her family are mentioned... oh good that will be nice they are great company. E.g.
Your brothers out of jail for mincing and needs a place to stay during the messy divorce 'oh good tbat will be nice theyre great company'
10. Remember you are fucked no matter what you do. |
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"1. Where a Hat... not indoors and not like that twat only murs.
2. When a lady passes wind immediately step in and declare your apologies for your passing of wind.
3. When she looks rough as a bag of spanners declare that your sure Venus herself would be jealous of her virility, youth and general odour.
4. Whenever she passes comment on something from the realm of men simply reply with of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head. Eg. Formula 1... 'why don't they go slower that way they won't crash' ... of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head.
5. Prior to the'chuck yer muck' moment advise the lady by stating I think the train is about to arrive my little nettle.
6. On attending a bathroom post your little blossoms evacuation of her fairy dust simple state... 'my isn't warm in here. Note if your eyes are watering and she enquires... simply reply I'm sorry dear I was thinking of 'INSERT POEM BY KEATS'... thus sparing her blushes.
7. Start evening conversations with... how's 'insert name of office bitch' she just doesn't know how to dress.
8. Start mornings with... why darling I swear people will label me a terrible nonce due to your unexplainable youthfulness... (only works up to 64)
9. Whenever her family are mentioned... oh good that will be nice they are great company. E.g.
Your brothers out of jail for mincing and needs a place to stay during the messy divorce 'oh good tbat will be nice theyre great company'
10. Remember you are fucked no matter what you do."
Chuck yer muck? |
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By *rW88Man
over a year ago
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"1. Where a Hat... not indoors and not like that twat only murs.
2. When a lady passes wind immediately step in and declare your apologies for your passing of wind.
3. When she looks rough as a bag of spanners declare that your sure Venus herself would be jealous of her virility, youth and general odour.
4. Whenever she passes comment on something from the realm of men simply reply with of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head. Eg. Formula 1... 'why don't they go slower that way they won't crash' ... of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head.
5. Prior to the'chuck yer muck' moment advise the lady by stating I think the train is about to arrive my little nettle.
6. On attending a bathroom post your little blossoms evacuation of her fairy dust simple state... 'my isn't warm in here. Note if your eyes are watering and she enquires... simply reply I'm sorry dear I was thinking of 'INSERT POEM BY KEATS'... thus sparing her blushes.
7. Start evening conversations with... how's 'insert name of office bitch' she just doesn't know how to dress.
8. Start mornings with... why darling I swear people will label me a terrible nonce due to your unexplainable youthfulness... (only works up to 64)
9. Whenever her family are mentioned... oh good that will be nice they are great company. E.g.
Your brothers out of jail for mincing and needs a place to stay during the messy divorce 'oh good tbat will be nice theyre great company'
10. Remember you are fucked no matter what you do.
Chuck yer muck?"
Explode you load lol (climax) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Chuck yer muck = to ejaculate.
Jeeves: I say sir lady fotheringham smythe Digby appears to have the most unaffable stain on her hind quarters! I shall remove it.
Wooster: for heaven's sake man leave it! I've just give kooky ole fotheringham smythe Digby the bells of Shannon in the drawing room... we were inruptes by her father but it was too late jeeves I'd all ready chucked my muck all over her!
FROM: Bertie gets an STI by P.G Wodehouse
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chuck yer muck = to ejaculate.
Jeeves: I say sir lady fotheringham smythe Digby appears to have the most unaffable stain on her hind quarters! I shall remove it.
Wooster: for heaven's sake man leave it! I've just give kooky ole fotheringham smythe Digby the bells of Shannon in the drawing room... we were inruptes by her father but it was too late jeeves I'd all ready chucked my muck all over her!
FROM: Bertie gets an STI by P.G Wodehouse
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I learned something today. Not what chuck your muck means but that people in this century still read P.G.Wodehouse. Impressed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always think a gentleman is someone who makes you feel like a lady.
Ps.....I dont always want a gentleman in bed "
It's knowing when to be that little bit more that makes u a gentleman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Where a Hat... not indoors and not like that twat only murs.
2. When a lady passes wind immediately step in and declare your apologies for your passing of wind.
3. When she looks rough as a bag of spanners declare that your sure Venus herself would be jealous of her virility, youth and general odour.
4. Whenever she passes comment on something from the realm of men simply reply with of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head. Eg. Formula 1... 'why don't they go slower that way they won't crash' ... of course darling I think you've hit the nail on the head.
5. Prior to the'chuck yer muck' moment advise the lady by stating I think the train is about to arrive my little nettle.
6. On attending a bathroom post your little blossoms evacuation of her fairy dust simple state... 'my isn't warm in here. Note if your eyes are watering and she enquires... simply reply I'm sorry dear I was thinking of 'INSERT POEM BY KEATS'... thus sparing her blushes.
7. Start evening conversations with... how's 'insert name of office bitch' she just doesn't know how to dress.
8. Start mornings with... why darling I swear people will label me a terrible nonce due to your unexplainable youthfulness... (only works up to 64)
9. Whenever her family are mentioned... oh good that will be nice they are great company. E.g.
Your brothers out of jail for mincing and needs a place to stay during the messy divorce 'oh good tbat will be nice theyre great company'
10. Remember you are fucked no matter what you do."
Surely, this must be nominated for the 2017 Fab 'Post of the Year' Award? |
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Very simple. Be thoughtful and put the welfare of others before your own. Try not to ever do anything that makes others uncomfortable. Think about the implications of your actions.
In the world of this site that means taking your primary pleasure from giving her (or him) pleasure. Ensuring that you don't cross boundaries by being unaware of the reactions / concerns of your partner or those you are playing with. |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"Put your coat down on the ground save us getting our shoes dirty or wet.
At dinner, wipe our mouths in between bites.
When its hot, fan us.
When its cold, give us your jacket and take the cold like a man.
Pay for everything, we already spent a fortune on this new outfit and new outfit.
It's really not too much to ask
And buy them a new car and a house and it's sorted your in the good books then
Doesn't the car and house come after the divorce?
Not if you marry a gentleman "
That's a flipping good answer |
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