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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cool story bro

No, you have to do it my way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How very interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How very interesting

Yes. I'm very interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How would you like me to?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Nice thread

Wanna show me what it can do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love such informative and thought provoking threads like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How would you like me to?

Just like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice thread

Wanna show me what it can do?"

Yeah baby!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love such informative and thought provoking threads like this

You're such a menimist

Hehe!!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd rather wait until tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

#Brace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

You can't post till tomorrow.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Are women and men allowed? Or just one sex? And the others get told off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

#Brace

Love it. Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to be told what to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

Naw, but you can get yer quim oot, if you want to that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Down with the man

Power to the people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are women and men allowed? Or just one sex? And the others get told off?

I'm the OP, why are you even questioning????

*butt hurt, butt hurt -- hear my butt hurt*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love such informative and thought provoking threads like this

You're such a menimist

Hehe!!"

I'm not even sure what that means but I'm going to take it as a compliment anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

#Brace

Love it. Welcome back

Naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

You can do whatever you want.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

Naw, but you can get yer quim oot, if you want to that is

Can you explain that to me in really simple terms? Possibly throw in a kiss? I'm a woman and get confused by things really quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like to be told what to do

Good girl.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Are women and men allowed? Or just one sex? And the others get told off?

I'm the OP, why are you even questioning????

*butt hurt, butt hurt -- hear my butt hurt*"

Oh no. so sorry. I shall leave the thread immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

Naw, but you can get yer quim oot, if you want to that is

I AM OP. But I'll allow that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay I love the posty moany telling offy thready type threads, please tell me off now for having a vagina

Moany

Posty

Thready

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In...London

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down with the man

Power to the people! "

Which man?

#notallmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love such informative and thought provoking threads like this

You're such a menimist

Hehe!!

I'm not even sure what that means but I'm going to take it as a compliment anyway

You put the men in compliment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What would you like me to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

You can do whatever you want.

You're so wise. Women are so daft but I'm not. lol psml fofl lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down with the man

Power to the people!

Which man?

#notallmen

'The Man'

Man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are women and men allowed? Or just one sex? And the others get told off?

I'm the OP, why are you even questioning????

*butt hurt, butt hurt -- hear my butt hurt*

Oh no. so sorry. I shall leave the thread immediately

Come back little lady, it's nice to have a girly around, just don't speak, eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yay I love the posty moany telling offy thready type threads, please tell me off now for having a vagina

Moany

Posty

Thready

Ruby x"

Vag holder. Pfffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What would you like me to do?

Me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

Naw, but you can get yer quim oot, if you want to that is

Can you explain that to me in really simple terms? Possibly throw in a kiss? I'm a woman and get confused by things really quickly."

Naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

You can do whatever you want.

You're so wise. Women are so daft but I'm not. lol psml fofl lmao

Stop talking about women. Blooming always pushing women. Jeez.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!"

Grow up! Get a grip!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Down with the man

Power to the people!

Which man?

#notallmen

'The Man'

Man"

Mansplaining?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

J0nny is lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!

Grow up! Get a grip!

But my butt is so hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would you like me to do?

Me!

I so would!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Are women and men allowed? Or just one sex? And the others get told off?

I'm the OP, why are you even questioning????

*butt hurt, butt hurt -- hear my butt hurt*

Oh no. so sorry. I shall leave the thread immediately

Come back little lady, it's nice to have a girly around, just don't speak, eh

Gotcha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!

Grow up! Get a grip!

But my butt is so hurt.

You wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!"

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

You can do whatever you want.

You're so wise. Women are so daft but I'm not. lol psml fofl lmao

Stop talking about women. Blooming always pushing women. Jeez. "

I just get angsty if I'm not. I think it must be my over confidence and lack of intelligence that makes me such a woman poster.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

Naw, but you can get yer quim oot, if you want to that is

Can you explain that to me in really simple terms? Possibly throw in a kiss? I'm a woman and get confused by things really quickly.

Naw

Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess I'm off to find the thread this is in reference to....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess I'm off to find the thread this is in reference to....

There are plenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What would you like me to do?

Me!

I so would!

Good girl, you understand the intent of my original OP then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are women and men allowed? Or just one sex? And the others get told off?

I'm the OP, why are you even questioning????

*butt hurt, butt hurt -- hear my butt hurt*

Oh no. so sorry. I shall leave the thread immediately

Come back little lady, it's nice to have a girly around, just don't speak, eh

Gotcha

Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!

Grow up! Get a grip!

But my butt is so hurt.

You wish

Stop putting words in my mouth, man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Good girl. Is my dinner ready?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flippin'eck.

Butt hurt? Is there a cream for that?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

You can do whatever you want.

You're so wise. Women are so daft but I'm not. lol psml fofl lmao

Stop talking about women. Blooming always pushing women. Jeez.

I just get angsty if I'm not. I think it must be my over confidence and lack of intelligence that makes me such a woman poster.

It's spelt woMAN for a reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

**twirls**

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

Naw, but you can get yer quim oot, if you want to that is

Can you explain that to me in really simple terms? Possibly throw in a kiss? I'm a woman and get confused by things really quickly.

Naw

Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist. "

You're starting to understand the real world now sweetheart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

Tell me how you want it...

*said he breathlessly, with an urgency in his voice that betrayed his calm exterior...

**extract from Mr Darcy goes to town, by Barbra Cartland

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"**twirls**"
waits for the thud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I guess I'm off to find the thread this is in reference to....

I'll give you four attempts to find it.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"**twirls**"

Is that allowed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I guess I'm off to find the thread this is in reference to....

There are plenty

True say.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How very interesting

Yes. I'm very interesting

Not as interesting as Francis Lee though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMmQk2lK_Ks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont like rotten consequences so i will be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flippin'eck.

Butt hurt? Is there a cream for that?"

Yes, it's made from the tears of men mourning their fragile machismo.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"**twirls**"

Unless you're twirling for the OP, I don't think it's allowed. But I'm silly and woman so what do I know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!

Grow up! Get a grip!

But my butt is so hurt.

You wish

Stop putting pork swords in my mouth, man!"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flippin'eck.

Butt hurt? Is there a cream for that?

Yes, it's made from the tears of men mourning their fragile machismo. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky "

Got any hot chocolate, Voddy, there's a love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flippin'eck.

Butt hurt? Is there a cream for that?

Yes, it's made from the tears of men mourning their fragile machismo. "

Cripes. What have I missed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"**twirls**"

Kicks you over. Glitter that sweet pea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!"

I'm sorry *pushes breasts together in such an awesome fashion a bright light beams out from them*....and in that that light ... low and behold it reads.... I ? JOhnny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cool story bro

No, you have to do it my way. "

My way or the highway eh?

Control issues?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

Tell me how you want it...

*said he breathlessly, with an urgency in his voice that betrayed his calm exterior...

**extract from Mr Darcy goes to town, by Barbra Cartland"

Your heart ok? You're a bit panty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"**twirls**

Is that allowed?"

No. See my response up there ^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How very interesting

Yes. I'm very interesting

Not as interesting as Francis Lee though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMmQk2lK_Ks"

Get your clock out, love.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky

Got any hot chocolate, Voddy, there's a love

"
Cream sprinkles and marshmallows ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i dont like rotten consequences so i will be good

Bend over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!

I'm sorry *pushes breasts together in such an awesome fashion a bright light beams out from them*....and in that that light ... low and behold it reads.... I ? JOhnny

Meant to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"**twirls**

Unless you're twirling for the OP, I don't think it's allowed. But I'm silly and woman so what do I know?

Twirling makes me puke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!

Grow up! Get a grip!

But my butt is so hurt.

You wish

Stop putting pork swords in my mouth, man!

FTFY"

Bites down. Hard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to do a FILTHY thread again....

I'm just saying...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flippin'eck.

Butt hurt? Is there a cream for that?

Yes, it's made from the tears of men mourning their fragile machismo.

Cripes. What have I missed?"

My BUTT HURT.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!

I'm sorry *pushes breasts together in such an awesome fashion a bright light beams out from them*....and in that that light ... low and behold it reads.... I ? JOhnny

I'm not a freaking Thundercat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I post on this one or will I have to wait until you give me permission to? Or can I flirt with you using emojis and that gets ignored?

Naw, but you can get yer quim oot, if you want to that is

Can you explain that to me in really simple terms? Possibly throw in a kiss? I'm a woman and get confused by things really quickly.

Naw

Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist. "

This just in.......Naw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cool story bro

No, you have to do it my way.

My way or the highway eh?

Control issues?

Totes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

You've let yourself down. You've let ALL women down.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Nice thread

Wanna show me what it can do?

Yeah baby!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

I just thought it was funny to post that, so I save time and am ultimately lazy, shocked looking face to follow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky

Got any hot chocolate, Voddy, there's a love

Cream sprinkles and marshmallows ?"

Fuck yeah. Nice one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a public forum and once you start a thread you have no control over how it goes

Wahhhhhhhhhh but this not fair to me! I am OP!!!!!

Grow up! Get a grip!

But my butt is so hurt.

You wish

Stop putting pork swords in my mouth, man!

FTFY

Bites down. Hard. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

You've let yourself down. You've let ALL women down. "

Such a turn off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flippin'eck.

Butt hurt? Is there a cream for that?

Yes, it's made from the tears of men mourning their fragile machismo.

Cripes. What have I missed?

My BUTT HURT. "

Here. Have some chocolate! There's a double rum waiting. That'll cure it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to do a FILTHY thread again....

I'm just saying...

So you can tug one out? Pffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

I just thought it was funny to post that, so I save time and am ultimately lazy, shocked looking face to follow

Jog on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!

I'm sorry *pushes breasts together in such an awesome fashion a bright light beams out from them*....and in that that light ... low and behold it reads.... I ? JOhnny

I'm not a freaking Thundercat!"

Bollocks ok..I'll just flash you my tits instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

You've let yourself down. You've let ALL women down.

Such a turn off"

Shhhh. You may not speak.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How would you like me to?

Just like that

I like to do as I'm told

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flippin'eck.

Butt hurt? Is there a cream for that?

Yes, it's made from the tears of men mourning their fragile machismo.

Cripes. What have I missed?

My BUTT HURT.

Here. Have some chocolate! There's a double rum waiting. That'll cure it

You can stay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

I just thought it was funny to post that, so I save time and am ultimately lazy, shocked looking face to follow

Jog on

Talk to the hand sister

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"**twirls**

Is that allowed?

No. See my response up there ^^"

Yes Miss OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!

I'm sorry *pushes breasts together in such an awesome fashion a bright light beams out from them*....and in that that light ... low and behold it reads.... I ? JOhnny

I'm not a freaking Thundercat!

Bollocks ok..I'll just flash you my tits instead

Swap tit for twat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont like rotten consequences so i will be good

Bend over. "

im so bent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How would you like me to?

Just like that

I like to do as I'm told

Now get on the bed and spread those legs.

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

What's your favourite bottle of champagne il send it to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to do a FILTHY thread again....

I'm just saying...

So you can tug one out? Pffft."

Hey..I got close last time...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!

I'm sorry *pushes breasts together in such an awesome fashion a bright light beams out from them*....and in that that light ... low and behold it reads.... I ? JOhnny

I'm not a freaking Thundercat!

Bollocks ok..I'll just flash you my tits instead

Swap tit for twat?

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

I just thought it was funny to post that, so I save time and am ultimately lazy, shocked looking face to follow

Jog on

Talk to the hand sister

*high pitched feminist noise that you can't understand*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How would you like me to?

Just like that

I like to do as I'm told

Now get on the bed and spread those legs. "

Why yes of course, like this

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky

Got any hot chocolate, Voddy, there's a love

Cream sprinkles and marshmallows ?

Fuck yeah. Nice one

"
passes over ive added a flake in it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

Thought it was Fred's Thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i dont like rotten consequences so i will be good

Bend over.

im so bent

You will be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's your favourite bottle of champagne il send it to you

I'll ram it up yer erse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to do a FILTHY thread again....

I'm just saying...

So you can tug one out? Pffft.

Hey..I got close last time...

W*nker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In...London

On topic please. I'm the OP!!

what Ifor i squeeze my breasts together and say ....'I'm sorry ' will that work

You're just playing me now. Ughhh the butt hurt!

I'm sorry *pushes breasts together in such an awesome fashion a bright light beams out from them*....and in that that light ... low and behold it reads.... I ? JOhnny

I'm not a freaking Thundercat!

Bollocks ok..I'll just flash you my tits instead

Swap tit for twat?

Deal

Vag in my box.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

This just in.......Naw.

Oh alright fs. You're wise and have a great mind because you have a cock so I will agree with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

I just thought it was funny to post that, so I save time and am ultimately lazy, shocked looking face to follow

Jog on

Talk to the hand sister

*high pitched feminist noise that you can't understand*"

Oh no you didn't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How would you like me to?

Just like that

I like to do as I'm told

Now get on the bed and spread those legs.

Why yes of course, like this

You slaaaaaaaaaag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky

Got any hot chocolate, Voddy, there's a love

Cream sprinkles and marshmallows ?

Fuck yeah. Nice one

passes over ive added a flake in it too "

How's it hanging Vod? Just whiling away some time on the forums?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

Thought it was Fred's Thread

Fred's dead baby. Fred's dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

This just in.......Naw.

Oh alright fs. You're wise and have a great mind because you have a cock so I will agree with you.

Good girl, worship that cock fs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How would you like me to?

Just like that

I like to do as I'm told

Now get on the bed and spread those legs.

Why yes of course, like this

You slaaaaaaaaaag

Me?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How very interesting

Yes. I'm very interesting

Not as interesting as Francis Lee though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMmQk2lK_Ks

Get your clock out, love. "

Sorry Miss, ma boat race will have to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

This just in.......Naw.

Oh alright fs. You're wise and have a great mind because you have a cock so I will agree with you.

Good girl, worship that cock fs

Wanna worship my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How would you like me to?

Just like that

I like to do as I'm told

Now get on the bed and spread those legs.

Why yes of course, like this

You slaaaaaaaaaag

Me?

Totally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I brought brandy and chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How very interesting

Yes. I'm very interesting

Not as interesting as Francis Lee though

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMmQk2lK_Ks

Get your clock out, love.

Sorry Miss, ma boat race will have to do

I'll accept that. It's within the MY THREAD MY RULES that I dictate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I brought brandy and chocolates."

Yuck. Get out.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky

Got any hot chocolate, Voddy, there's a love

Cream sprinkles and marshmallows ?

Fuck yeah. Nice one

passes over ive added a flake in it too

How's it hanging Vod? Just whiling away some time on the forums? "
just watching a proggramme on the london underground hows you my petal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I have to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wraps ms johnny in a warm fleecy blanket as she sits by her window looking out in the night sky

Got any hot chocolate, Voddy, there's a love

Cream sprinkles and marshmallows ?

Fuck yeah. Nice one

passes over ive added a flake in it too

How's it hanging Vod? Just whiling away some time on the forums? just watching a proggramme on the london underground hows you my petal "

I'm chilled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do I have to? "

What do YOU think? If you can.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

This just in.......Naw.

Oh alright fs. You're wise and have a great mind because you have a cock so I will agree with you.

Good girl, worship that cock fs

Wanna worship my cock?"

Yes, of course. I don't want to do it prematurely though so can you tell me when? lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My threads got more posts. Got more posts. Got more posts. Wahhhh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

You've let yourself down. You've let ALL women down. "

I've let my mum down, I've let my dad down....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

This just in.......Naw.

Oh alright fs. You're wise and have a great mind because you have a cock so I will agree with you.

Good girl, worship that cock fs

Wanna worship my cock?

Yes, of course. I don't want to do it prematurely though so can you tell me when? lol lol

Not till tomorrow. Read my OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

You've let yourself down. You've let ALL women down.

I've let my mum down, I've let my dad down....

Your dad doesn't even count.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

You've let yourself down. You've let ALL women down.

I've let my mum down, I've let my dad down....

Your dad doesn't even count. "

Is this a men can't count dig?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*shimmies in, looks around, shimmies out*

Sorry, too "feminist" for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J0nny is lovely

You missed the H. But good effort.

I know!! I realised just as I posted it. I'm so disappointed in myself

You've let yourself down. You've let ALL women down.

I've let my mum down, I've let my dad down....

Your dad doesn't even count.

Is this a men can't count dig?"

I'll give you four reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*shimmies in, looks around, shimmies out*

Sorry, too "feminist" for me! "

Take your view of parity and shove it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

This just in.......Naw.

Oh alright fs. You're wise and have a great mind because you have a cock so I will agree with you.

Good girl, worship that cock fs

Wanna worship my cock?"

You wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find this whole thread bloody embarrassing.

It's like being back at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't make me go all angry feminist on you. I can either be agreeing with everything you say or an angry feminist.

This just in.......Naw.

Oh alright fs. You're wise and have a great mind because you have a cock so I will agree with you.

Good girl, worship that cock fs

Wanna worship my cock?

You wish

Wahhhhhh butt hurt!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find this whole thread bloody embarrassing.

It's like being back at school

Innit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

Tell me how you want it...

*said he breathlessly, with an urgency in his voice that betrayed his calm exterior...

**extract from Mr Darcy goes to town, by Barbra Cartland

Your heart ok? You're a bit panty"

You leave my pantys out of this.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

Tell me how you want it...

*said he breathlessly, with an urgency in his voice that betrayed his calm exterior...

**extract from Mr Darcy goes to town, by Barbra Cartland

Your heart ok? You're a bit panty

You leave my pantys out of this.....

I like your panties!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd rather wait until tomorrow

Ooooh missed you! Yes tomorrow, tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to be told what to do

Get your knickers off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like to be told what to do

Get your knickers off."

Get back to yer own thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my thread and you have to post and interact on it how I want you too, if you don't I I'll be butt hurt moany about it.

You moany control freak!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to be told what to do

Get your knickers off.

Get back to yer own thread!

*Leaves Thread thread*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like to be told what to do

Get your knickers off.

Get back to yer own thread!

*Leaves Thread thread*"

Thread bare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it Friday yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it Friday yet?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank fuck"

A thank you fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank fuck

A thank you fuck?"

Not that kind of week unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank fuck

A thank you fuck?

Not that kind of week unfortunately

Thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank fuck

A thank you fuck?

Not that kind of week unfortunately

Thank fuck"

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that killed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whose thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down with the man

Power to the people!

Which man?

#notallmen

'The Man'

Man"

What man? Which man!? Who the man? When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Awwww man! You guys!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That Johnny bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

J0hnny be good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh! That dude, J0hnny. Kinda demanding....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suspect he might be a fake man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I put the man in demand!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's also "Ema" in demand..I found you out you scallywag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Emasculate.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Who fancies some cheese on toast

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