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Worst chat up lines ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can think of some awful chat up lines!

What was your worst experience with a chat up line? :P

T xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when the other girl told me that the phone call was being charged at 1.50 a minute...

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By *igdave99Man over a year ago

Manchester

Get in the bushes....ive got a knife

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I once sent a lady "gizzashagyabitch" and it worked.

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By *igdave99Man over a year ago

Manchester

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, poached or fertilised?

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By *igdave99Man over a year ago

Manchester

Id love give you a bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Fancy going halves on a bastard' is probably the worst I've heard, unsurprisingly in magaluf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Id love give you a bath"

Wow, that's weird! I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not Fred flintstone but I'm gonna make your bed rock

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By *igdave99Man over a year ago

Manchester

Do you want a fuck and a bag of chips?

Whats up...you not like chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get in the bushes....ive got a knife"

Dark. Very dark. Haha

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Are you a tenor or a bass?

It worked though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not Fred flintstone but I'm gonna make your bed rock

Yabba Dabba Dooo!

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