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The Saturday night late late nocturnal thread, woo hoo!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! What you up to? Working? Pervin' like a pervert? Disco dancing? Did your football team beat Norwich City today? Are ya lurking like a

? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perving.and my team beat everton today so happy out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I support Bristol fc.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Evening Jim. Off on holiday in the morning so supposed to be getting an early night but perving instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perving.and my team beat everton today so happy out

Good evening pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am just off to bed but could do with a big spoon, the dog is too warm to hold to night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perving as usual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiya Jim ,crashed on the sofa with pooch how are you dear chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

Rovers or City?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

Rovers or City?

Woof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Off on holiday in the morning so supposed to be getting an early night but perving instead

A bit of what you fancy does you good. Don't forget the suncream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am just off to bed but could do with a big spoon, the dog is too warm to hold to night "

I could do with a fork. You've got yourself a hotdog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perving as usual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Just about to go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jim ,crashed on the sofa with pooch how are you dear chap

I'm good thanks old bean. How was your Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

Rovers or City?

Woof."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

And slobbering on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In west end having a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, I'm a bit squiffy as I've drank a few large glasses of wine. Probably should go to bed now

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

Started second bottle of red, all alone, maybe should call it a night, should I play or should I go...???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

And slobbering on me. "

Mmwwwaahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

Hello LS. You saying about a classic film has just reminded me of a film I want to record that starts in 15 minutes. Thank you! Enjoy your beer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley."

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

And slobbering on me.

Mmwwwaahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching Deadpool eating pizza drinking beer and browsing on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

You out mugging?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr jim xxx guess which idiot lost her shopping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello! What you up to? Working? Pervin' like a pervert? Disco dancing? Did your football team beat Norwich City today? Are ya lurking like a

? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface"

Norwich felt sorry for your lot today so let them win

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

Hello LS. You saying about a classic film has just reminded me of a film I want to record that starts in 15 minutes. Thank you! Enjoy your beer."

Sooner than 15 minutes even.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just about to go to sleep "

You still haven't told me what you were going to confess two days ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening crew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

Hello LS. You saying about a classic film has just reminded me of a film I want to record that starts in 15 minutes. Thank you! Enjoy your beer.

Sooner than 15 minutes even."

What's your recommended viewing, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In west end having a drink"

Fancy, have a pleasant evening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

You out mugging?

Shush, that's mine and Jim's thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

Hello LS. You saying about a classic film has just reminded me of a film I want to record that starts in 15 minutes. Thank you! Enjoy your beer.

Sooner than 15 minutes even.

What's your recommended viewing, Jim?

Get Carter

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By *assybitchWoman over a year ago

around the world

Deciding if i should get ready and go out...but my bed is too comfy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I'm a bit squiffy as I've drank a few large glasses of wine. Probably should go to bed now

Good evening Angie. You probably should, but will you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Started second bottle of red, all alone, maybe should call it a night, should I play or should I go...???

Good evening Snorkster. I dunno, you decide.

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

Listening to Arcade Fire. Drinking JD

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

Woops.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Mr Jim . Snuggled in bed reading a book and take a peek from time to time here . Hope your weekend is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

Woops.

Too late, I've been busted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching Deadpool eating pizza drinking beer and browsing on here "

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

You out mugging?

Shush, that's mine and Jim's thing

You forget who invented the 'mug'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

Hello LS. You saying about a classic film has just reminded me of a film I want to record that starts in 15 minutes. Thank you! Enjoy your beer.

Sooner than 15 minutes even.

What's your recommended viewing, Jim?

Get Carter"

You've pulled.

Or is that get your coat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening mr jim xxx guess which idiot lost her shopping

Good evening Voddy. I don't know, which idiot went and lost her shopping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello! What you up to? Working? Pervin' like a pervert? Disco dancing? Did your football team beat Norwich City today? Are ya lurking like a

? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Smileyface

Norwich felt sorry for your lot today so let them win

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good evening Jim

I'm just out of the bath, having a perve on here and sipping a fruit tea

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Evening mr jim xxx guess which idiot lost her shopping

Good evening Voddy. I don't know, which idiot went and lost her shopping?"
This idiot but i wernt carrying it madam was but id paid for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In west end having a drink

Fancy, have a pleasant evening."

It's good thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI"

Hello fancy pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening crew

Good evening Gate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jim ,crashed on the sofa with pooch how are you dear chap

I'm good thanks old bean. How was your Saturday?"
quiet,sadly lol how's your weekend going

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Just about to go to sleep

You still haven't told me what you were going to confess two days ago."

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all

Damn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do

But to give you part 2 of my confessions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Deciding if i should get ready and go out...but my bed is too comfy

Are going to get out of Bedfordshire?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

You out mugging?

Shush, that's mine and Jim's thing

You forget who invented the 'mug'

That's a very good point, come here you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/04/17 23:12:38]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Listening to Arcade Fire. Drinking JD"

Good evening River. That's a fine combo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/04/17 23:12:38]"

I blame Google.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo, evening gang!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley.

Easy tiger... I'm in stealth perve mode and you're giving the game away

You out mugging?

Shush, that's mine and Jim's thing

You forget who invented the 'mug'

That's a very good point, come here you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Mr Jim . Snuggled in bed reading a book and take a peek from time to time here . Hope your weekend is good

A good evening to you F1. My weekend is weekendy. Stay snuggled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/04/17 23:12:38]

I blame Google."

No you typo'd find. We all saw it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I'm a bit squiffy as I've drank a few large glasses of wine. Probably should go to bed now

Good evening Angie. You probably should, but will you?"

Well I'm in bed, but still loitering on here

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening all im perving like a pervert x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am just off to bed but could do with a big spoon, the dog is too warm to hold to night

I could do with a fork. You've got yourself a hotdog."

Just shut it and get in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I'm just drinking bud, watching a classic film and chatting shit on here.

Had a great day playing sport and putting off going to bed as I know when I wake tomorrow the great sport day will = pain and suffering

Hello LS. You saying about a classic film has just reminded me of a film I want to record that starts in 15 minutes. Thank you! Enjoy your beer.

Sooner than 15 minutes even.

What's your recommended viewing, Jim?

Get Carter

Get your coat, you've pulled.

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working here. 'Mon the nightshifters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening Jim

I'm just out of the bath, having a perve on here and sipping a fruit tea

Good evening KB. Merry pervin'.

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By *j JonesMan over a year ago

Manchester

suposed to be sleeping because of an early work start.. think you can guess whats im really doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening mr jim xxx guess which idiot lost her shopping

Good evening Voddy. I don't know, which idiot went and lost her shopping?This idiot but i wernt carrying it madam was but id paid for it "

Flipping heck, what a kerfuffle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In west end having a drink

Fancy, have a pleasant evening.

It's good thanks"

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jim ,crashed on the sofa with pooch how are you dear chap

I'm good thanks old bean. How was your Saturday?quiet,sadly lol how's your weekend going "

Snap!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

There I confessed

I'm so tired I have shivery shakes

May I sleep now please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just about to go to sleep

You still haven't told me what you were going to confess two days ago.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all

Damn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do

But to give you part 2 of my confessions"

Tune in same time next week for part two.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Just about to go to sleep

You still haven't told me what you were going to confess two days ago.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all

Damn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do

But to give you part 2 of my confessions

Tune in same time next week for part two."

I'm not here next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/04/17 23:12:38]

I blame Google.

No you typo'd find. We all saw it.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple over a year ago

keighley

Watching the wolf of wall street all I ask for is 10 minutes with Leonardo please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I'm a bit squiffy as I've drank a few large glasses of wine. Probably should go to bed now

Good evening Angie. You probably should, but will you?

Well I'm in bed, but still loitering on here

It's good to have you here loitering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

Boobies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all im perving like a pervert x"

Dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am just off to bed but could do with a big spoon, the dog is too warm to hold to night

I could do with a fork. You've got yourself a hotdog.

Just shut it and get in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

Boobies!"

Always a winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Working here. 'Mon the nightshifters! "

You're doing a grand job, Jack. I say grand, I've got no idea. You could be bloody useless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"suposed to be sleeping because of an early work start.. think you can guess whats im really doing"

MJ!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

Hello fancy pants. "

Hello Jaaaaamessss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There I confessed

I'm so tired I have shivery shakes

May I sleep now please? "

Get to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

Boobies!

Always a winner

Winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just about to go to sleep

You still haven't told me what you were going to confess two days ago.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all

Damn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do

But to give you part 2 of my confessions

Tune in same time next week for part two.

I'm not here next week

That's sad.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Just about to go to sleep

You still haven't told me what you were going to confess two days ago.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all

Damn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do

But to give you part 2 of my confessions

Tune in same time next week for part two.

I'm not here next week

That's sad."

Unlos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching the wolf of wall street all I ask for is 10 minutes with Leonardo please."

I don't speak on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

Hello fancy pants.

Hello Jaaaaamessss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

Boobies!

Always a winner

Winner winner chicken dinner"

Hopefully not a Tesco's chicken dinner ... that's pure shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just about to go to sleep

You still haven't told me what you were going to confess two days ago.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all

Damn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do

But to give you part 2 of my confessions

Tune in same time next week for part two.

I'm not here next week

That's sad.

Unlos"

What the? That's even sadder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

Boobies!

Always a winner

Unless you've been awarded the booby prize.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

Boobies!

Always a winner

Unless you've been awarded the booby prize."

Jim, you can have the wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

Hello fancy pants.

Hello Jaaaaamessss.

Give us a smooch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I support Bristol fc.

And a damned fine pair of bristols you've got as well missus

Boobies!

Always a winner

Unless you've been awarded the booby prize.

Jim, you can have the wooden spoon

Looks like euphemism, I think. Cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

Hello fancy pants.

Hello Jaaaaamessss.

Give us a smooch."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nick Abbot just got deep vein thrombosis, not literally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I have a little whinge about my phone update?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cow is of the bovine ilk,

One end moo, the other milk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nick Abbot just got deep vein thrombosis, not literally."

I'm so 24hrs ahead of him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wonder what film Lacey & Sam were watching?

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By *arlo82Couple over a year ago

the gym and random places

Random sporadic chats on here. For once not perving. My team beat Everton. I got to play on a zip line earlier. All is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

Hello fancy pants.

Hello Jaaaaamessss.

Give us a smooch.

Don't forget the tongues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I have a little whinge about my phone update?"

Yes you may, make it little.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder what film Lacey & Sam were watching?"

Return of the Jedi.

They said in another thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?"

And yet, you're still here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder what film Lacey & Sam were watching?

Return of the Jedi.

They said in another thread

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?"

Tesco chicken dinner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To quote Big Bopper.... helloooooooo baaaaaaaby!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI

Hello fancy pants.

Hello Jaaaaamessss.

Give us a smooch.

Don't forget the tongues

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Random sporadic chats on here. For once not perving. My team beat Everton. I got to play on a zip line earlier. All is good"

I'm glad all is good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

Tesco chicken dinner?"

Or am I a crappy sinner?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?"

We haven't hit the orgy stage of the evening yet. Hang around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

Tesco chicken dinner?

Or am I a crappy sinner?"

I don't know, are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The cow is of the bovine ilk,

One end moo, the other milk. "

Correct and correct.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

And yet, you're still here."

Maybe because I think ur queer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

And yet, you're still here.

Maybe because I think ur queer

If you're being genuinely rude, you can always go bi-bi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I have a little whinge about my phone update?

Yes you may, make it little."

Ok. Thanks. Nutshell.

Windows 10 update. Fucking cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

And yet, you're still here.

Maybe because I think ur queer

You think what you like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

Tesco chicken dinner?

Or am I a crappy sinner?

I don't know, are you? "

Who knows... maybe it's a clue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is shit

Why did I come on it?

And yet, you're still here.

Maybe because I think ur queer

You think what you like."

Ok, guess ur not a bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tom Robinson Band - Glad to Be Gay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom Robinson Band - Glad to Be Gay"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I have a little whinge about my phone update?

Yes you may, make it little.

Ok. Thanks. Nutshell.

Windows 10 update. Fucking cunt! "

You're welcome, I hope you feel better for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hanging up my poetic licence as I must have nicked it.... sorry all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like your face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hanging up my poetic licence as I must have nicked it.... sorry all...

Have you mugged yourself off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like your face.

I like yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hanging up my poetic licence as I must have nicked it.... sorry all...

You can make a rhyme

And have a good time

Without being rude

That's the point, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hanging up my poetic licence as I must have nicked it.... sorry all...

You can make a rhyme

And have a good time

Without being rude

That's the point, dude. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I have a little whinge about my phone update?

Yes you may, make it little.

Ok. Thanks. Nutshell.

Windows 10 update. Fucking cunt!

You're welcome, I hope you feel better for that."

I don't. It's still aggravating me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like your face.

I like yours."

I like your cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like your face.

I like yours.

I like your cock. "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Tom Robinson Band - Glad to Be Gay"

I'll see your Tom Robinson Band and raise you an Electric Six

Gay Bar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I have a little whinge about my phone update?

Yes you may, make it little.

Ok. Thanks. Nutshell.

Windows 10 update. Fucking cunt!

You're welcome, I hope you feel better for that.

I don't. It's still aggravating me. "

1. Sell ur phone on eBay

2. Buy new phone

3. Chill n be happy with ur new phone

4. All sorted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like your face.

I like yours.

I like your cock.

Br...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I have a little whinge about my phone update?

Yes you may, make it little.

Ok. Thanks. Nutshell.

Windows 10 update. Fucking cunt!

You're welcome, I hope you feel better for that.

I don't. It's still aggravating me. "

Try telling your phone it's a cunt a few more times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I have a little whinge about my phone update?

Yes you may, make it little.

Ok. Thanks. Nutshell.

Windows 10 update. Fucking cunt!

You're welcome, I hope you feel better for that.

I don't. It's still aggravating me.

Try telling your phone it's a cunt a few more times."

A cheaper solution

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tom Robinson Band - Glad to Be Gay

I'll see your Tom Robinson Band and raise you an Electric Six

Gay Bar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour."

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please."

It would be my pleasure to give you pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was it really your *first* watch of hysterical literature?

I adore it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was it really your *first* watch of hysterical literature?

I adore it. "

To Yvaine....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please.

It would be my pleasure to give you pleasure."

Thank you

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello Op! Hello all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was it really your *first* watch of hysterical literature?

I adore it.

To Yvaine...."

Really! I know you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Meli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!"

Meeeeeli!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hey Meli

Hey 'Ella. Are you still horny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Meli

Hey 'Ella. Are you still horny? "

I'm awake and breathing. So, yes.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!

Meeeeeli!"

Yvaaaaaine! So happy! I feel undeserving of the elongation. Have you got your fruit tea tonight?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's the midnight hour.

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please.

It would be my pleasure to give you pleasure.

Thank you

He's just a bloody tart anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please.

It would be my pleasure to give you pleasure.

Thank you

He's just a bloody tart anyway

Want a ride, Ace?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!

Meeeeeli!

Yvaaaaaine! So happy! I feel undeserving of the elongation. Have you got your fruit tea tonight?"

I'm always enthusiastic

Just about to brew some peppermint tea actually, fancy a brew?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hey Meli

Hey 'Ella. Are you still horny?

I'm awake and fapping to Jim. So, yes. "

FTFY

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!

Meeeeeli!

Yvaaaaaine! So happy! I feel undeserving of the elongation. Have you got your fruit tea tonight?

I'm always enthusiastic

Just about to brew some peppermint tea actually, fancy a brew?"

Yes actually, I'd love some! The enthusiasm is catching.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Meli

Hey 'Ella. Are you still horny?

I'm awake and fapping to Jim. So, yes.

FTFY

I fap to Jim even when asleep. He does something to me.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's the midnight hour.

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please.

It would be my pleasure to give you pleasure.

Thank you

He's just a bloody tart anyway

Want a ride, Ace?

Only if you're gentle with me at first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This time last week I was having lots of fun and enjoying good company. Tonight I am enjoying nice wine alone. What a difference a week makes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please.

It would be my pleasure to give you pleasure.

Thank you

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!"

Hello Meli.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!

Meeeeeli!

Yvaaaaaine! So happy! I feel undeserving of the elongation. Have you got your fruit tea tonight?

I'm always enthusiastic

Just about to brew some peppermint tea actually, fancy a brew?

Yes actually, I'd love some! The enthusiasm is catching."

Yaaaay. I'll even let you have a turn with my glass dildo, I'm that lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

You're not wrong. Come and do nice things to my pussy please.

It would be my pleasure to give you pleasure.

Thank you

He's just a bloody tart anyway

Want a ride, Ace?

Only if you're gentle with me at first

Am I domming then?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!

Hello Meli.

You noticed me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This time last week I was having lots of fun and enjoying good company. Tonight I am enjoying nice wine alone. What a difference a week makes."

That's life.

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

I'm out on a hen do. have been since 11:30 this morning. I've just about d*unk myself sober! no 1 else left standing wants to dance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Op! Hello all!

Hello Meli.

You noticed me!

Oh I noticed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm out on a hen do. have been since 11:30 this morning. I've just about d*unk myself sober! no 1 else left standing wants to dance.

Drag someone to dance floor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim. New thread please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" It's. Not the phone's fault. I'll have to suffer, I suppose. I'm not going to rectify the mistakes it's making memae and you wil see my problem "

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