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Men and multitasking

By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do lots if I'm interested, but if not...look out, selective hearing kicks in and I become multi talentless

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

" I can do lots if I'm interested, but if not...look out, selective hearing kicks in and I become multi talentless"

Selective hearing is part of men's genetic make up lol. Apologies for no pic on my profile

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I regularly multi-task while working from home. Usually involves photo editing, preparing and cooking meals, playing with the cats to keep them off my computer, and any washing that needs doing.

All while posting inane bollocks in the forums

That said. Put a fantastic pair of tits in my inbox and that's it...end of business for the day

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can watch porn and wank at the same time.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That's all very well missus, but can you drive, drink a can of Special Brew, phone yer mate and apply lippy at the same time

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...

Yeah yeah I know all about your multitasking, I've had the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

Also proven that women are no better at multi-tasking than men. But we like to let them think they are....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

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i have to agree unless you have a work force, one job at a time!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

Also proven that women are no better at multi-tasking than men. But we like to let them think they are...."

I was going to say, men can multi task fine. Its just that women insist we are better at things, so they let us do things for them.

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...

Yeah yeah I know all about your multitasking, I've had the pleasure

So do I get a pass on this one then

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"That's all very well missus, but can you drive, drink a can of Special Brew, phone yer mate and apply lippy at the same time

I'm not about to admit to breaking any road traffic laws

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I used to run 9 types of communications equipment at once, that good enough?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...

Yeah yeah I know all about your multitasking, I've had the pleasure

So do I get a pass on this one then

Silly question, just so long as you aren't hiding your assets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love multi tasking,shopping online washing up washing in doing bedding ironing I do it all on a Sunday cos Monday to Friday I'm normally away from home and I live alone lol

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

In certain instances I'd agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I can do lots if I'm interested, but if not...look out, selective hearing kicks in and I become multi talentless

Selective hearing is part of men's genetic make up lol. Apologies for no pic on my profile

You have no requirement to apologise to me...I was able to read your profile and create a mental image of you whilst clipping my toenails into the dishwasher as I unloaded it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

In certain instances I'd agree

haha

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

" I can do lots if I'm interested, but if not...look out, selective hearing kicks in and I become multi talentless

Selective hearing is part of men's genetic make up lol. Apologies for no pic on my profile

You have no requirement to apologise to me...I was able to read your profile and create a mental image of you whilst clipping my toenails into the dishwasher as I unloaded it.

I'm suitable amused and impressed with your ability to multitask lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

My chance to shine...

Messaging on more than one thread in the forum, making bairns tea, having my daughter kicking off about io6 and snap chat, and having a conversation with another person on kik. Single parent multi tasking is must if not I break down ??

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

My chance to shine...

Top of the multitasking tree for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

They do things wrong or so bad then they know we won't ask them again. Hence why they don't multi task because we'd actually realise that they can do more than one thing at a time and we'd expect it off them everyday.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"That's all very well missus, but can you drive, drink a can of Special Brew, phone yer mate and apply lippy at the same time

I'm not about to admit to breaking any road traffic laws

That's cool, it's not something that I would ever do as I don't wear lippy

I can however, sneeze and fart at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?

That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?

That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?

It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol

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By *cott73Man over a year ago

brighton

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...

Me too + drinking. So versatile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

Probably by a man who doesn't have children or a husband

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

Probably by a man who doesn't have children or a husband

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?

That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?

It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol

I'll get my coat

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?

That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?

It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol

I'll get my coat

Why have you pulled?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?

That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?

It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol

I'll get my coat

Why have you pulled?

I wish!!

Just on the way to the library to look for a book on multitasking

Hey,if i go on the bus, does that count as multi tasking?

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"I can watch porn and wank at the same time. "

Whilst eating popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.

Also proven that women are no better at multi-tasking than men. But we like to let them think they are....

I was going to say, men can multi task fine. Its just that women insist we are better at things, so they let us do things for them."

Wow! Now you I'd like to meet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can watch porn and wank at the same time.

Whilst eating popcorn

Eeeeuw! That's one flavour of popcorn i don't want at the cinema!

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Tried walking and talking once...I fell over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scientifically proven fact.. neither men nor women can actually multitask.. you're still focusing on one task at a time, the other is habitual and being done almost automatically

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It used to annoy the fuck out of my ex that I could read a book/newspaper while holding a fully focussed conversation with her, chip in with the kids convo and comment on the TV at the same time. She couldn't do more than two of those....

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?

That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?

It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol

I'll get my coat

TAXI for wigandave....!!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

Do you guys consider cheating multitasking lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All men can have a can and use remote .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!

That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry

How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?

That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?

It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol

I'll get my coat

TAXI for wigandave....!! "

Thank you, most kind!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"All men can have a can and use remote .

When they can find the remote that is lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you guys consider cheating multitasking lol

How many things would i have to do while cheating?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a drummer

Does focusing on a steady BPM using each hand and foot to hit one of 13 different components in the kit in different rhythms and tempos count as multitasking?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I'm a drummer

Does focusing on a steady BPM using each hand and foot to hit one of 13 different components in the kit in different rhythms and tempos count as multitasking?

Yes it bloody does, I expect these skills are transferable

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Do you guys consider cheating multitasking lol

How many things would i have to do while cheating? "

Well theoretically it is multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

42.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

42.

Isn't that the answer to life, the universe and everything?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

42.

Smart ass

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By *norksterMan over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"All men can have a can and use remote .

When they can find the remote that is lol

It's under the cushion ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

42.

Smart ass

No its hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, its the book next to multitasking for beginners in the library

Is looking at two books multi tasking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

42.

Smart ass

No its hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, its the book next to multitasking for beginners in the library

Is looking at two books multi tasking?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"All men can have a can and use remote .

When they can find the remote that is lol

It's under the cushion ffs

Stop it pmsl you have insider knowledge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All men can have a can and use remote .

When they can find the remote that is lol

Easy....it's at the side of their cock.

Multitasking....changing Chanel and measuring their cock at the same time.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"All men can have a can and use remote .

When they can find the remote that is lol

Easy....it's at the side of their cock.

Multitasking....changing Chanel and measuring their cock at the same time."

And posting a pic on fab, you forgot that element

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno, I beg to differ on this one, I can only do one thing at a time but am starting to think Pete should have been a drummer because he can do something different with his cock, tounge, left hand and right hand all at once whilst fucking me and still manages to keep a good rhythm!

Ruby

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By *rbane PlayerMan over a year ago

London

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Does wanking and watching porn count ?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Dunno, I beg to differ on this one, I can only do one thing at a time but am starting to think Pete should have been a drummer because he can do something different with his cock, tounge, left hand and right hand all at once whilst fucking me and still manages to keep a good rhythm!

Ruby"

Yes I did say sexually they can multitask

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Does wanking and watching porn count ? "

Nope sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can watch porn and wank at the same time. "

Welcome back Stevie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can pick my nose and scratch my arse or balls, whilst farting and singing the National Anthem at the same time- does that count as multi-tasking?

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

I am not that bad but cannot take on board advice about the thing i may be struggling to do at that moment IYSWIM?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I can pick my nose and scratch my arse or balls, whilst farting and singing the National Anthem at the same time- does that count as multi-tasking?"

No but I guess asking the question and lowering the tone at the same time may be considered multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This makes me a lil bit cross... The myriad things that must be done and I do not seek acknowledgement for them... It may just be (read that as definitely is) the copious amounts of alcohol that I have consumed emboldening me, but I do fecking loads of stuff! Simultaneously! I can work, think, breath and sometimes even sing whilst doing it all at the same time! (This started serious, but I got scared)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can pick my nose and scratch my arse or balls, whilst farting and singing the National Anthem at the same time- does that count as multi-tasking?

No but I guess asking the question and lowering the tone at the same time may be considered multitasking

I'm a dab hand at it then

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I can pick my nose and scratch my arse or balls, whilst farting and singing the National Anthem at the same time- does that count as multi-tasking?

No but I guess asking the question and lowering the tone at the same time may be considered multitasking

I'm a dab hand at it then

You too may join the others at the top of the tee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry it took so long,on my way home from the library, i stood at the wrong stop and mistakenly got on the vengabus

Multitasking then consisted of yelling nooooo!and trying to fight my way off again

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sorry it took so long,on my way home from the library, i stood at the wrong stop and mistakenly got on the vengabus

Multitasking then consisted of yelling nooooo!and trying to fight my way off again

I rest my case men can't multitask lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh i can, just not how you ask in your op!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Oh i can, just not how you ask in your op!

Well I'll never know about that

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By *mber GamblerCouple over a year ago

rugby

And why can they never see/find what's in front of their face?????

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"And why can they never see/find what's in front of their face?????

Maybe a thread for the morning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And why can they never see/find what's in front of their face?????

Who says that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said, not says. Can't even type a post never mind multi task

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Said, not says. Can't even type a post never mind multi task

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im a modern day single house husband

Only today for example

Working week over

This morning

Up and let the dog out

Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return

While the tea brews

The pots dried and put away

Clothes Added to wasters

Washed Added to dryer

Music on

Vaccin and Moppin

All whilst Im boppin

I look like Mrs doubtfire

But without the fake boobs

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Im a modern day single house husband

Only today for example

Working week over

This morning

Up and let the dog out

Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return

While the tea brews

The pots dried and put away

Clothes Added to wasters

Washed Added to dryer

Music on

Vaccin and Moppin

All whilst Im boppin

I look like Mrs doubtfire

But without the fake boobs

I think you'd look good with fake boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im a modern day single house husband

Only today for example

Working week over

This morning

Up and let the dog out

Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return

While the tea brews

The pots dried and put away

Clothes Added to wasters

Washed Added to dryer

Music on

Vaccin and Moppin

All whilst Im boppin

I look like Mrs doubtfire

But without the fake boobs

I think you'd look good with fake boobs

Well

I must be honest

I have done the old

Two inflated balloons up ya top trick

strangly i looked and Felt quite good....

Until one popped

Felt so deflated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All men can have a can and use remote .

When they can find the remote that is lol

Do you hide it ?lol naughty but good idea .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ruby

Yes I did say sexually they can multitask

Aw sorry so you did. Oh well I agree with everything in your your first post then!

(now I've read it properly

)

Ruby

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Men can multitask..some of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know what the fuss is all about? all men can multi task compared to wome...shit, my toast is burning!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Im a modern day single house husband

Only today for example

Working week over

This morning

Up and let the dog out

Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return

While the tea brews

The pots dried and put away

Clothes Added to wasters

Washed Added to dryer

Music on

Vaccin and Moppin

All whilst Im boppin

I look like Mrs doubtfire

But without the fake boobs

I think you'd look good with fake boobs

Well

I must be honest

I have done the old

Two inflated balloons up ya top trick

strangly i looked and Felt quite good....

Until one popped

Felt so deflated "

Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"All men can have a can and use remote .

When they can find the remote that is lol

Do you hide it ?lol naughty but good idea .

If watching a grown man cry over something so trivial wasn't quite so annoying I probably would, as it is I acquired a 2nd control to try and prevent such occurrences lol

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Men can multitask..some of them "

Very true there's one on this thread who is a master!!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't know what the fuss is all about? all men can multi task compared to wome...shit, my toast is burning!"

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I quite often fail to complete several complex tasks at the same time. Right at this moment in have one sock on, and drinking a cold cup of tea, the toast has been in the toaster for about 10 minutes and I've about three half written forum posts open.....

Multi tasking. Easy!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I quite often fail to complete several complex tasks at the same time. Right at this moment in have one sock on, and drinking a cold cup of tea, the toast has been in the toaster for about 10 minutes and I've about three half written forum posts open.....

Multi tasking. Easy!"

Pmsl A for effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a result of living here, caring for my sister and looking after my little boy half the week...I think I'm pretty good at multi tasking, I am how ever, rubbish at organisation and reading of a calendar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

What form should this 'evidence' be in?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"As a result of living here, caring for my sister and looking after my little boy half the week...I think I'm pretty good at multi tasking, I am how ever, rubbish at organisation and reading of a calendar

Another master multitasking man, this makes up for the 2 things you're failing at and will probably more than compensate for their absence. In addition to this you're a carer, only very special ppl are able to do this and they are in a league of their own!!!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

What form should this 'evidence' be in? "

There's always one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im a modern day single house husband

Only today for example

Working week over

This morning

Up and let the dog out

Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return

While the tea brews

The pots dried and put away

Clothes Added to wasters

Washed Added to dryer

Music on

Vaccin and Moppin

All whilst Im boppin

I look like Mrs doubtfire

But without the fake boobs

I think you'd look good with fake boobs

Well

I must be honest

I have done the old

Two inflated balloons up ya top trick

strangly i looked and Felt quite good....

Until one popped

Felt so deflated

Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol

Lol

Im haven't slept with hundreds of girls.. But Im sure as hell there boobs didnt feel like balloons

As for size....

Funnily enough

While Kissing them and enjoying the female form... I never really noticed

I think it makes them even more unique anyway

Ill be only to happy to compare the boobage with you

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Im a modern day single house husband

Only today for example

Working week over

This morning

Up and let the dog out

Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return

While the tea brews

The pots dried and put away

Clothes Added to wasters

Washed Added to dryer

Music on

Vaccin and Moppin

All whilst Im boppin

I look like Mrs doubtfire

But without the fake boobs

I think you'd look good with fake boobs

Well

I must be honest

I have done the old

Two inflated balloons up ya top trick

strangly i looked and Felt quite good....

Until one popped

Felt so deflated

Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol

Lol

Im haven't slept with hundreds of girls.. But Im sure as hell there boobs didnt feel like balloons

As for size....

Funnily enough

While Kissing them and enjoying the female form... I never really noticed

I think it makes them even more unique anyway

Ill be only to happy to compare the boobage with you

I hope you take your hat off first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im a modern day single house husband

Only today for example

Working week over

This morning

Up and let the dog out

Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return

While the tea brews

The pots dried and put away

Clothes Added to wasters

Washed Added to dryer

Music on

Vaccin and Moppin

All whilst Im boppin

I look like Mrs doubtfire

But without the fake boobs

I think you'd look good with fake boobs

Well

I must be honest

I have done the old

Two inflated balloons up ya top trick

strangly i looked and Felt quite good....

Until one popped

Felt so deflated

Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol

Lol

Im haven't slept with hundreds of girls.. But Im sure as hell there boobs didnt feel like balloons

As for size....

Funnily enough

While Kissing them and enjoying the female form... I never really noticed

I think it makes them even more unique anyway

Ill be only to happy to compare the boobage with you

I hope you take your hat off first

Ofcourse

Im a gentleman

Ill always remove the hat and greet in the connect manner

I Would be rude if me not too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met a guy who could breathe, pump blood round his own body, watch football and talk fluent bullshit all at the same time.

If I put a beer in his hand and nibbles by his side he could drink that too but it got messy as he spat beer and peanuts as he spoke.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Anyway multitasking can you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Is this where some fool posts;

Women multitask whilst men do one thing at a time, properly?

The superior quality of male completed work due to them concentrating on the job in hand ensures they are better rewarded for their efforts, hence the pay gap?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Social handgrenade me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take cover!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be silly lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Anyway multitasking can you?

"
Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure that's why women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink lol " run's for cover " lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Anyway multitasking can you?

Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking."

You're folding laundry whilst eating toast with PEANUT BUTTER?

That'll require rewashing then

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Anyway multitasking can you?

You are really a woman, sorry no man could do all that and still be calm

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sure that's why women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink lol " run's for cover " lol "

You naughty boy, how dare you come here to cause trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Anyway multitasking can you?

You are really a woman, sorry no man could do all that and still be calm

She's right. This is how I found out. Before the men in pink coats came and gave me a makeover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Anyway multitasking can you?

You are really a woman, sorry no man could do all that and still be calm

Next thread: men on here that are really women and don't declare it.

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

I am breathing, blinking, reading this forum, checking emails and doing social media...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am breathing, blinking, reading this forum, checking emails and doing social media..."

Ever thought of shaving your body and trying in a dress?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Women work twice as hard as men.

Because blokes get it right first time.

I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required

This conversation is in danger of going downhill quicker than the married attached thread

Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads

Anyway multitasking can you?

You are really a woman, sorry no man could do all that and still be calm

Next thread: men on here that are really women and don't declare it."

That thread won't fill up very fast, that's one thing that never happens on fab fake men!! Lol

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I am breathing, blinking, reading this forum, checking emails and doing social media...

Ever thought of shaving your body and trying in a dress?

That would take too long....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am breathing, blinking, reading this forum, checking emails and doing social media...

Ever thought of shaving your body and trying in a dress?

That would take too long....

Ah, it's ok; no patience. My mistake; you're a man

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I am breathing, blinking, reading this forum, checking emails and doing social media...

Ever thought of shaving your body and trying in a dress?

That would take too long....

And all his effort would go into worrying if his bum might look big in the dress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am breathing, blinking, reading this forum, checking emails and doing social media...

Ever thought of shaving your body and trying in a dress?

That would take too long....

Ah, it's ok; no patience. My mistake; you're a man

I'd contemplate painting my toe nails to see if I could ..but I just know I'd fall over later ending up in AandE getting funny looks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure that's why women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink lol " run's for cover " lol

You naughty boy, how dare you come here to cause trouble lol

"
lol sure you's girls love a bad boy

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sure that's why women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink lol " run's for cover " lol

You naughty boy, how dare you come here to cause trouble lol

lol sure you's girls love a bad boy

Guilty

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

That's called lack of focus / scatterbrain approach. You just have six unfinished jobs. Men simply complete a task quickly and efficiently , then move on and finish the next one.

MrB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure that's why women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink lol " run's for cover " lol

You naughty boy, how dare you come here to cause trouble lol

lol sure you's girls love a bad boy

Guilty

"
step into my office then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a mutlitasking man walkin into a bar

N the barman says.........

Nothing

Because apparently

Thst scenario Would never happen lol

Your right

We Wouldnt walk

We'd b on a unicycle

While carryin out lady who cant walk cos her heels are hurtin her feet

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Sure that's why women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink lol " run's for cover " lol

You naughty boy, how dare you come here to cause trouble lol

lol sure you's girls love a bad boy

Guilty

step into my office then

Sorry wrong office

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure that's why women have small feet so they can stand closer to the sink lol " run's for cover " lol

You naughty boy, how dare you come here to cause trouble lol

lol sure you's girls love a bad boy

Guilty

step into my office then

Sorry wrong office

"
right office wrong level I'm at the top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time...

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time..."

That's a skill not multitasking, wrong thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time...

That's a skill not multitasking, wrong thread lol

I can drink a pint and slap a big wet fish across a womans face,nkw thats multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm excellent at drinking annnd feeling sorry for myself.

Does that count as multitasking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women cant multitask,i said to my ex "shut up and sit down" but she couldnt do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women cant multitask,i said to my ex "shut up and sit down" but she couldnt do it"

I see why she's your ex.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Women cant multitask,i said to my ex "shut up and sit down" but she couldnt do it"

Pmsl

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women cant multitask,i said to my ex "shut up and sit down" but she couldnt do it

I see why she's your ex. "

All men are bastards didnt you know that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women cant multitask,i said to my ex "shut up and sit down" but she couldnt do it"

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Women cant multitask,i said to my ex "shut up and sit down" but she couldnt do it

Get up off the floor woman you're doing exactly what he wants lol

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By *mber GamblerCouple over a year ago

rugby

"I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time..."

That's easy!!!. Try this. Swing big circles with your arms at your side. Now make 1 arm go forward and 1 arm go backwards.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

I'd forgotten about this thread, it was one of my first thanks for the reminder drago

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I'd forgotten about this thread, it was one of my first thanks for the reminder drago

I piss and fart at the same time.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I can do washing, drying, cooking, on here and have Apple TV playing a show at the same time

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Meant to post that without quoting yours lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can send messages on Kik while fighting the purple headed warrior

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I can send messages on Kik while fighting the purple headed warrior

Skillz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the ex rarely did anything to completion - even the sex looking back hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

Be lazy in bed

Demand coffee

Demand Jamie's to go in coffee

Demand donuts to dip in coffee

Require fruit juice

Demand sparkling white wine or clear spirits to supplement said fruit juice

Demand nuttella for croissants if donuts unavailable

Lie on tummy and kick heals in air until buggered if I've been spanked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and can watch movies or daytime tv with feet up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do two things at once, I just need two girls to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do two things at once, I just need two girls to prove it.

UNLUCKY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do two things at once, I just need two girls to prove it.

so long as girls arent things - you might stand a chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do two things at once, I just need two girls to prove it.

so long as girls arent things - you might stand a chance

You've never read Dr Suess?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men can multi task they can drink a pint and eat bag of nuts or watch tv and feel there nuts

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Men can multi task they can drink a pint and eat bag of nuts or watch tv and feel there nuts

You've been observing me then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women! You moan at us for not being able to multi task, but when you find out we are also fucking your sister all hell breaks lose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men can multi task they can drink a pint and eat bag of nuts or watch tv and feel there nuts

You've been observing me then...

Man spy cam

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women! You moan at us for not being able to multi task, but when you find out we are also fucking your sister all hell breaks lose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*note to self*

Read thread first even if it is really long as someone's bound to have already said what you are about to

Carry on.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman over a year ago

Preston

"*note to self*

Read thread first even if it is really long as someone's bound to have already said what you are about to

Carry on. "

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*note to self*

Read thread first even if it is really long as someone's bound to have already said what you are about to

Carry on. "

Were you distracted putting your lipstick on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*note to self*

Read thread first even if it is really long as someone's bound to have already said what you are about to

Carry on.

Were you distracted putting your lipstick on?

Nah. ..just being my usual lazy self

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By *ungBlackTopMan over a year ago

salford

because we only use 1/20th of our brains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I struggle just to task sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is theory though that it is an evolutionary trait. When you go back to our hunter gatherer origins males would predominantly hunt which needed full attention in a very focused field. Females were more community based and the woman would raise the children, cook food for the group and generally hold down the fort so we could go on our jollies trying to bring back a woolly mammoth or two.

As a result male and female brains and physiology altered somewhat. Men grew better at spacial awareness and focusing on one task were woman developed a broad scope of periphery vision, good communication skills and a brain with the ability to quickly solve a multitude of ongoing problems.

It's why today men tend to be better map readers and better at reverse parking; while woman are better at multitasking and have a field of vision which means they rarely get caught perving. For us guys to focus we have to turn our whole heads hence the slaps on the back of the head when we get caught.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I'm a full time single Dad, I'm a carer and a sports coach.

I can do loads, I have to manage two homes, cook three seperate meals at the same time for eg and can either use two supermarket trollies at once or everything for both homes in the same one.

My Sisters seem impressed by this and my friends of both sex's look up to me for what I do.

I don't think I'm a one off and neither do I think it's just men who can't multi task. I know of both sex's who can and of those who can't. I've not counted them up so will have to go with a 50/50 split.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature?

I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple.

Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?

I bet you do all those things very badly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"because we only use 1/20th of our brains"

That old chestnut! We never use 100% of our brain at any one time. It has been shown that no one can fully consciously multitask because our brains would overheat. While concentrating on one task the brain "pays less attention" on a second, irrespective of sex as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can multitask. I can walk and talk and even keep breathing all at once!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I can sneeze and piss myself

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I can sneeze and piss myself

Hahaha my sister laughs and farts

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By *ungBlackTopMan over a year ago

salford

"I can sneeze and piss myself

LOL that really made me roll over laughing.....oh check me I'm multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can multitask. I can walk and talk and even keep breathing all at once!"

Repetitive tasks are undertaken subconsciously by the brain, breathing, walking etc even talking.....in some people's cases!

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