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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?
Yeah and the crap music  have a cocktail on me madam,Anything you want  "
Oh, I see, favouritism already. Didn't see me getting offered a cocktail |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?
Yeah and the crap music have a cocktail on me madam,Anything you want
Oh, I see, favouritism already. Didn't see me getting offered a cocktail "
here you go madam,any nuts with that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?
Yeah and the crap music have a cocktail on me madam,Anything you want
Oh, I see, favouritism already. Didn't see me getting offered a cocktail here you go madam,any nuts with that? "
Bout time. Salted please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just put two quid in the johnny machine and it's no fucking working, cock blocked by durex fs, who deals wi the refunds in this shit hole?
He's busy greasing his pole still  "
Is he ayeeeeeeeee, fine open bar it is then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Latte, stirred and not shaken
I was getting excited then I thought Daniel Craig had walked in "
More like his shorter, less attractive cousin that the family doesn't like to talk about |
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"Latte, stirred and not shaken
I was getting excited then I thought Daniel Craig had walked in
More like his shorter, less attractive cousin that the family doesn't like to talk about "
Bloody hell make that drink a grande |
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"A pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant, and some roasted nuts please xx "
Do they still serve Woodpecker in pubs? 
Have a pint of Mackeson, a bag of pork scratchings and be done with it missus. Might treat you to a game of darts later if ya play yer cards right   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a crudy pub, still haven't being served!
At least last night I was acknowledge in the pub of the sweet scented ones, thrown out, but at least acknowledged! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a crudy pub, still haven't being served!
At least last night I was acknowledge in the pub of the sweet scented ones, thrown out, but at least acknowledged! good evening mr Martin have a drink on me,I will send over one of my personal barmaids to give you their full attention,anything you need just let her know "
Lovely, a free drink! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after  Are you blushing landlord or having a hot flush "
good god no madam it's my sauna that's throwing off a lot of heat xx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after Are you blushing landlord or having a hot flush good god no madam it's my sauna that's throwing off a lot of heat xx "
pours some water to make it hotter to steam up the windows strips off mmmmm lovely and warm |
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