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Men Only Pub! Men Only, You've Been Warned!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it illegal to open a men only pub these days?
Just wondering how it would be nice to have one. Where a man could have a quite drink with no juke box blaring in the background disturbing intelligent conversation with like minded souls but more importantly no girly giggling, twirling or banal faux-lesbian flirting s**t going on.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Intelligent conversation?
If intelligence is bitching about women who like each other, interacting when grumpy and complaining about your desert like sex life... yeah, crack on. Keeping it in a bubble would be grand.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was 'fly on the wall' programme of men in a pub. They were aware the camera was there etc. They talked about women, sex, sex, sex, football, work, women and sex. Not sure why you would want to exclude women  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Intelligent conversation?
If intelligence is bitching about women who like each other, interacting when grumpy and complaining about your desert like sex life... yeah, crack on. Keeping it in a bubble would be grand. "
It'd be my happy place, oh and on Sunday dinnertimes they'd be allowed a little classical music, nothing heavy though, maybe a little Vaughan Williams. |
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"Intelligent conversation?
If intelligence is bitching about women who like each other, interacting when grumpy and complaining about your desert like sex life... yeah, crack on. Keeping it in a bubble would be grand. "
Or a box. Put it in a box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Join a really posh golf club. You'll find a lounge where women aren't allowed. There's normally heavy leather arm chairs, little tables and board games such as back gamon and drafts. Oh...and no duke box |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me."
See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.
See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!"
I have never claimed to be a fucking lady. Or given a shit about being perceived as one. Luckily my mates appreciate me for me rather than getting stymied by my gender. |
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"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.
See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!
I have never claimed to be a fucking lady. Or given a shit about being perceived as one. Luckily my mates appreciate me for me rather than getting stymied by my gender. "
So you can't be a lady but you can't be ladylike to be in here?!
Are you in this pub alone?
Is it your kitchen? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.
See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!"
Sex and swearing? Sounds like the typical blokes night out, or at least the stag parties I've witnessed. |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
I'm not too much of an historian but weren't they a place that men frequented after the working day to relieve a bit of stress? But at the end of the day, the word public speaks for itself.... maybe a mens club.... or even just a club?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.
See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!
I have never claimed to be a fucking lady. Or given a shit about being perceived as one. Luckily my mates appreciate me for me rather than getting stymied by my gender.
So you can't be a lady but you can't be ladylike to be in here?!
Are you in this pub alone?
Is it your kitchen?"
Bit personal! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.  "
More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you!  Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I go to real ale pubs and talk about manly things like bikes, trains, and cars. Not sure why it would have the be blokes only.
What about sheds and man drawers fs missus  "
Drawers as in pants? Or drawers as in those things full of things you think you might need, like 2" bits of fuse wire and half a fork, but never do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find it amusing the one bloke who dared go into the womens only post was chased out smartish, but there are women all over this one. You just can't keep us out!  "
Call be pedantic but I counted 5! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.
More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job? "
Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars |
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"I go to real ale pubs and talk about manly things like bikes, trains, and cars. Not sure why it would have the be blokes only.
What about sheds and man drawers fs missus
Drawers as in pants? Or drawers as in those things full of things you think you might need, like 2" bits of fuse wire and half a fork, but never do?"
No not pants ya daft bint!
A man drawer consists of many items which are unintelligible to the female species  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.
More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?
Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars "
Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.
More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?
Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars
Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start? "
Now, name your poison |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.
More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?
Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars
Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start?
Now, name your poison "
Large Highland Park my darling,and if you don't mind me saying gorgeous that's a smashing blouse you're wearing and what a lovely perfume you're wearing. Did I tell you I've just bought a two seater sports car, take you for a spin if you like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.
More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?
Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars
Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start?
Now, name your poison
Large Highland Park my darling,and if you don't mind me saying gorgeous that's a smashing blouse you're wearing and what a lovely perfume you're wearing. Did I tell you I've just bought a two seater sports car, take you for a spin if you like?"
Thank you, any ice in that. And what colour is the car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd much rather go for a drink and talk about football than shoes, makeup or women's problems. They bore the shit out of me.
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No pseudo lesbianism tendencies Miss I.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.
More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?
Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars
Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start?
Now, name your poison
Large Highland Park my darling,and if you don't mind me saying gorgeous that's a smashing blouse you're wearing and what a lovely perfume you're wearing. Did I tell you I've just bought a two seater sports car, take you for a spin if you like?
Thank you, any ice in that. And what colour is the car"
No ice or water thank you, I like to gently caress it in hands and breathe in the vapour.
The motor's Brookland's Racing Green |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in
I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account "
You are more than welcome, the pub's not too far from you!
You haven't got a drill bit sharpener by any chance have you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah well 1 large highland park, would you like the bottle leaving close by. And green is a good colour. A ride would be nice, if you leave the top down "
Certainly, it's quite nice to feel the wind in your hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah well 1 large highland park, would you like the bottle leaving close by. And green is a good colour. A ride would be nice, if you leave the top down
Certainly, it's quite nice to feel the wind in your hair. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in
I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account "
Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site! 
Took consolation in buying a new spanner though |
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"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in
I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account
You are more than welcome, the pub's not too far from you!
You haven't got a drill bit sharpener by any chance have you? "
I haven't but I know where to get one |
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"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in
I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account
Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site!
Took consolation in buying a new spanner though "
Bizarrely I never made that connection until right now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in
I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account
Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site!
Took consolation in buying a new spanner though
Bizarrely I never made that connection until right now "
Did ye,aye? |
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"Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site!
Took consolation in buying a new spanner though
Bizarrely I never made that connection until right now
Did ye,aye? "
Genuine, I just saw it as screws and tools. In my defence I did used to be uber vanilla  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No Twirling
It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub
Booze will all be in pints though "
Kinky you know I don't drink from a pint glass unless at a tea party |
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"No Twirling
It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub
Booze will all be in pints though
Kinky you know I don't drink from a pint glass unless at a tea party "
True, we could hold a 2 person Tea Party there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No Twirling
It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub
Booze will all be in pints though
Kinky you know I don't drink from a pint glass unless at a tea party
True, we could hold a 2 person Tea Party there? "
I like how you think lady |
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My mum and dad worked in a working mans club in 70's, women only allowed in lounge bar,it was a shite hole of a place,mens side was beer and testosterone. A men only pub would be my idea of hell,so I'm out! |
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