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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A JD honey please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A JD honey please"

Something to warm ya up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A JD honey please

Something to warm ya up "

I fancy getting squiffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender.

PTU XXX "

Fanta ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A JD honey please

Something to warm ya up

I fancy getting squiffy "

Me too...... hic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Southern comfort for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have top shelf please bar man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender.

PTU XXX

Fanta ok?"

Oh yes please not had a fanta in a long time! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Southern comfort for me please "

With ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I have top shelf please bar man "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pornstar martini please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A large one please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Half and half for me plz.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have top shelf please bar man

"

Thank you needed that

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

Noooooo ive got work soon .... gonna have to wait till Sunday ...

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I have finished working at my company today

9.5 years the funny thing is I am now contracting and my first company is my old firm

So a huge mojito

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have finished working at my company today

9.5 years the funny thing is I am now contracting and my first company is my old firm

So a huge mojito"

Congrats my friend, might have a mojito myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

vodka and irn bru please xx

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

I'd love a large Jura (Superstition) please. And one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love a large Jura (Superstition) please. And one for yourself "

What thank you very much x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"vodka and irn bru please xx"

Strange combo, comin right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A coffee please as going to work soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"vodka and irn bru please xx"

Strange combo, comin right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"vodka and irn bru please xx

Strange combo, comin right up"

its nice honest xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A coffee please as going to work soon "

Kettles on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On antibiotics so could you whip a hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows please?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters."

Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Please may I have a double gin, no tonic and one ice cube?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please may I have a double gin, no tonic and one ice cube? "

Yes you may

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters.

Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On antibiotics so could you whip a hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows please?! "

Of course, hope you're feeling better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters.

Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself

Cheers "

Sláinte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something for the man flu please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Black IPA please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something for the man flu please"

Hot water bottle and a big hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Black IPA please bar keep "

Ooh nice

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside

Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Black IPA please bar keep

Ooh nice "

It's my favourite these days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a Moscow mule please now?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me? "

Sex on the beach?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I have a Moscow mule please now? "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep "

Treble? One of them days eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me?

Sex on the beach?"

That'll do nicely, I'm sure it will hit the spot. thank you muchly

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Country West

Bacardi and Coke and whatever the ladies are having

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside


"Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Treble? One of them days eh"

Not really that's just a standard Friday night drink

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I'm not drinking this week.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo


"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep "

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly .....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ....."

Ginger beer

Can I have the rum and lime?

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan  over a year ago

merseyside

Am not drinking this weekend sick weekend time to rest up I think but I would love a vodka and Coke right now after a long week at work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ....."

It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly .....

It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!! "

Know your limits people, I'm not carrying anyone home, don't care what you promise me when we get there

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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I've got green tea with raspberry

What the hell has happened to me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything as long as its bloody strong!! Babysitting until Monday and I'm going nuts already!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pretentious?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly .....

It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!!

Know your limits people, I'm not carrying anyone home, don't care what you promise me when we get there "

But.... but... I can handle my drinksh Guv... honesht!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have an ice cream float please?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can I have an ice cream float please? "
oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please? "

Yes! Yum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sex on the beach for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I'll stick to the bitter..or maybe a Guinness and Tia Maria....or a Vodka and port....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs "

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey "

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. "

I've got money for the juke box.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box. "

#Brace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The hunted becomes the hunter fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs "

How old are yas

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box. "

Crackalaken...what are we having first?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

#Brace "

You *so* want it, m1cks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sex on the beach for me please "

You're not alone tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ice cream with American cream soda is better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

#Brace

You *so* want it, m1cks "

Yer chookter aye.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Ice cream with American cream soda is better. "

Dandelion and Burdock

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

Crackalaken...what are we having first? "

How about summer loven had me a blast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would love a cosmopolitan or porn star martini please?

Tyvm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

Crackalaken...what are we having first? How about summer loven had me a blast"

Bit fluffy ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? "

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it "

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! "

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks "

Is he responsible?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible? "

Well yeah, I always blame him

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him "

we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls "

Ok super.

Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls

Ok super.

Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling "

psssst dont look now but theres that guy who wants to get you behind the bus shelter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep "

Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! "

Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls

Ok super.

Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling psssst dont look now but theres that guy who wants to get you behind the bus shelter "

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep

Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time"

...just leave me the bottle...

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin "

Sit in the corner with me. I'll look after you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

Sit in the corner with me. I'll look after you "

Aww thanks, hope you're not planning on keeping your hands to yourself

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep

Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time

...just leave me the bottle... "

Bring it back when ya finished, I'll give you 10p

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely "

A pint?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

A pint?"

and Kraken too? Nom! Perhaps rename that The Tempest!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin "

Jaysus

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo


"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

A pint?"

Errrr .... yes .... and ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely "

Poor Kraken ruined with ginger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

Jaysus"

Come and sit with me

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?"

do you know your flies are undone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?do you know your flies are undone "

I do now you've pointed it out, wondered what the draft was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you. "

Or so you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you. "

Well......erm...... I'm actually on the last glass of highland park, dunno how it's happened but I've gone through a bottle of it, so none left

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