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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whilst in an orgy room someone walking past saying "Would anyone like a cup of tea".
Everyone just fell about laughing "
Well if your getting it doggy the guy could put his cuppa on your back, your a lovely accomodating lady |
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"Whilst in an orgy room someone walking past saying "Would anyone like a cup of tea".
Everyone just fell about laughing
Well if your getting it doggy the guy could put his cuppa on your back, your a lovely accomodating lady "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WARNING - this may make you feel ill
This happened to me........
about to start doggy style, looked down to see a little wriggly worm dancing on hole number 2. Needless to say I made my excuses! |
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"WARNING - this may make you feel ill
This happened to me........
about to start doggy style, looked down to see a little wriggly worm dancing on hole number 2. Needless to say I made my excuses! "
Did you have to share that????? |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"WARNING - this may make you feel ill
This happened to me........
about to start doggy style, looked down to see a little wriggly worm dancing on hole number 2. Needless to say I made my excuses! "
Saw the warning and still read it.
When oh when will I learn?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WARNING - this may make you feel ill
This happened to me........
about to start doggy style, looked down to see a little wriggly worm dancing on hole number 2. Needless to say I made my excuses! "
eugh!!! pass the sick bucket! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Him getting cramp and falling off the bed howling?
Him announcing "Prepare to have your mind blown. I am incredible!" But with not a hint of humour or irony? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst it didn't kill the passion there and then I did once go home with someone who's dog ate (or rather chewed the fuck out of) my wallet and the 60 quid that was in it.
I left my jacket in the front room whilst we went upstairs.
When we came down, my jacket had been taken from it's resting place and the dog had used it and my wallet as a chew toy / comforter
So 1 ruined coat, 1 ruined wallet, £60 down the drain and credit & debit cards beyond usage.
I was 1 happy bunny as you can imagine
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