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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome this is a very exclusive club hehe
oh goody, do we get prizes as well  "
Yes we meet every year for an award cerimony i like to try and book the ritz for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm ugly on the inside...but fuck me on the outside Ive turned a few heads....still trying to work out what it is they are doing while their heads in a bag though...must be looking for a receipt or something... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have  "
There are a lot of people joining i cant type fast enuff sorry welcome |
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!  "
Do as I do, use two in case one splits  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits "
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!!
Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag
lmfco @ HAMbag"
Im sory im am dislexic and i spell things how i hear them i apologise |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!!
Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag
lmfco @ HAMbag
Im sory im am dislexic and i spell things how i hear them i apologise"
no need to apologise honey, you actually put a great image in my head xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!!
Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag
lmfco @ HAMbag
Im sory im am dislexic and i spell things how i hear them i apologise
no need to apologise honey, you actually put a great image in my head xxxxx"
Lol im glad to hear
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice "
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well im bugly so can i come
If you feel your ugly enuff your pin badge and brown bag are in the post welcomw
Im only a little bugly though  "
Ok you can join but dont exspect to win any awords for uglyness sorry |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular "
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances  |
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances "
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?"
Me the week after next |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances "
If your willing to wait 7 hours i will be up on the train
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?
Me the week after next "
Oh Kev, you smooth talker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?
Me the week after next
Oh Kev, you smooth talker "
I'll buy some crisps as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am now offically a fugly!!! my gawjusness has eloped with Mr Sexpot from next door..... 
can I have a badge, bag and a cuddle please"
of course in the post now welcome ( big hug) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
If your willing to wait 7 hours i will be up on the train
Remember the cold sore lol, don't want to be a time waster!!!  "
A plaster will stop any cold sore from speading to me hehe |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?"
I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx 
yep and specsavers is shite!!!! "
Yeah well i paid 4 grand fa laser and it wasnt much better xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?
I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol "
head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx
yep and specsavers is shite!!!!
Yeah well i paid 4 grand fa laser and it wasnt much better xx "
aye and you still feckin squint!!!!!! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
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Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?
I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol
head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's "
One of these days I might just be brave enough!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All i can say is its a good job FMUMA is as blind as a fookin bat xx
yep and specsavers is shite!!!!
Yeah well i paid 4 grand fa laser and it wasnt much better xx
aye and you still feckin squint!!!!!!"
Aye cause ya keeps bashin me on the head xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?
I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol
head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's "
Central hehe getting excited lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I must be reallllllllllllllllly ugly
Why is that then?
Cos I've not been welcomed as others have
Neither have I!! Oh well, away to stick head in a paper bag!!
Do as I do, use two in case one splits
Oi! It's not that big!! I think one will surfice
no you put on on top of the other, then if one splits, you still have the one underneath, I do it regular
Anyone want to donate any? I'm running low....
Barren weekend here to, damn maybe I shouldn't have posted here lol not helping my chances
Aww hun, where are all the guys in your area?
I keep looking, looking and looking!!! They're are all bloody down south lol
head down Central, we'll nail em all at CJ's "
Central hehe getting excited lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My face resembles John Merrick's today. This thread was made for me wasn't it? "
Umm im very sorry but i have just had a perv on your profile and i cant let your join our club your gowgus sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake.
if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly. "
Im sorry but this thread is not for truly horribly ugly creaters sorry you will have to leave |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake.
if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly.
Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too "
it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out.
the b******* letting me stay. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake.
if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly.
Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too
it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out.
the b******* letting me stay. "
get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake.
if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly.
Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too
it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out.
the b******* letting me stay.
get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place "
nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb.
this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at.
whilst they shag each other.
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
"I can't post on this cos I AM GAWJUS!!!!!
Sorry members only i have to ask you to kindly leave thank you. Ohh dont forget your hambag
lmfco @ HAMbag"
Ahh, that one must be that little Pigskin number!
And anyway, I just came in here to see who is ugly, so us gorgeous people can avoid em!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake.
if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly.
Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too
it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out.
the b******* letting me stay.
get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place
nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb.
this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at.
whilst they shag each other.
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Right you herd big lad take a hike im not loosing club members coz of you! |
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"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake.
if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly.
Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too
it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out.
the b******* letting me stay.
get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place
nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb.
this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at.
whilst they shag each other.
Right you herd big lad take a hike im not loosing club members coz of you! "
you follow me cov lad but had feed back you will have to wear a potatoe sack |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"oops,sorry,just stumbled into this thread by mistake.
if i may add,jeezus,yous really are ugly.
Shit now ive posted on the ugly thread too
it's ok for you,cov lad will throw you out.
the b******* letting me stay.
get lost and out of this thread.. I ll take your place
nooooooooo,save yourself,i'll be the sacrificial lamb.
this lot are going to need some eye candy,to look at.
whilst they shag each other.
Right you herd big lad take a hike im not loosing club members coz of you!
you follow me cov lad but had feed back you will have to wear a potatoe sack "
right,right stop pushing,we're going.
practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh.
eh,what do you mean,not you. |
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right,right stop pushing,we're going.
practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh.
eh,what do you mean,not you. "
"Billie I dream of our children
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
And I don't want them growing inside me
They're no price for the love that we have"
Know where those lyrics are from Saucy?
Without googling, of course, Another turn with the sheepskin rug if you do.
Notice also, i'm officially not ugly. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
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right,right stop pushing,we're going.
practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh.
eh,what do you mean,not you.
"Billie I dream of our children
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
And I don't want them growing inside me
They're no price for the love that we have"
Know where those lyrics are from Saucy?
Without googling, of course, Another turn with the sheepskin rug if you do.
Notice also, i'm officially not ugly."
is it alice,cant remember the name of the song though.
gie's half the sheepskin rug.(unstained)
yer on the thread,yer ugly. |
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right,right stop pushing,we're going.
practice safe sex,we dont want any of you lot having children,eeeuuugh.
eh,what do you mean,not you.
"Billie I dream of our children
They're frightening and gruesome and sad
And I don't want them growing inside me
They're no price for the love that we have"
Know where those lyrics are from Saucy?
Without googling, of course, Another turn with the sheepskin rug if you do.
Notice also, i'm officially not ugly.
is it alice,cant remember the name of the song though.
gie's half the sheepskin rug.(unstained)
yer on the thread,yer ugly. "
Well done, it is Alice, Millie and Billiefrom the asylum concept Album From The Inside.
The rug asks if it can have a week with yer, again. |
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