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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!
Should I be worried? - do I need to take anything for it? - will the natives be kind and gentle or punish me? Will I get the thumbs up (metaphorically speaking of course) or the cold shoulder. There's no going back, oh my ... |
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"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!
Should I be worried? - do I need to take anything for it? - will the natives be kind and gentle or punish me? Will I get the thumbs up (metaphorically speaking of course) or the cold shoulder. There's no going back, oh my ... "
 Welcome to the mad house x |
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"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!
Should I be worried? - do I need to take anything for it? - will the natives be kind and gentle or punish me? Will I get the thumbs up (metaphorically speaking of course) or the cold shoulder. There's no going back, oh my ... "
Well done you have broken the ice there will be no holding you back now.
You may get ignored sometimes but dont take it to heart.  have fun and happy posting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!
Should I be worried? - do I need to take anything for it? - will the natives be kind and gentle or punish me? Will I get the thumbs up (metaphorically speaking of course) or the cold shoulder. There's no going back, oh my ... "
The natives are mostly friendly.
Welcome to the asylum.  |
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong."
Yep you'll disappear for a couple of day's or so depending on how bad you've been  |
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.
Yep you'll disappear for a couple of day's or so depending on how bad you've been "
Ha ha quite accurate
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong."
Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.
Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.
Fs = fuck sake
FAF = fancy a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.
Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.
Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.
Fs = fuck sake
FAF = fancy a fuck"
So FAFFFS has for in it? Too much 'effing' around in these Forums  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.
Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.
Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.
Fs = fuck sake
FAF = fancy a fuck
So FAFFFS has for in it? Too much 'effing' around in these Forums "
You're a quick learner |
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.
Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.
Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.
Fs = fuck sake
FAF = fancy a fuck"
You said cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The golden rule - naw means no.
Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs
Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?
Naw"
Means yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The golden rule - naw means no.
Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs
Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?
You are such a turn on right now "
I had sex. I'm in a good mood |
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" The golden rule - naw means no.
Unless yer one a they ones to whom a naw means yes fs
Like when I offer to rupture your spleen with my strapon?
You are such a turn on right now
I had sex. I'm in a good mood "
That is what I need. Ah time off soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome to the forums. The natives are mostly a friendly bunch.
Mostly.  "
Don't believe him, he's one of the nice guys here. Soon learn to develop a thick skin on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong.
Have fun, expect people to take the piss, take the piss back but don't be nasty, don't call anyone a cunt, don't spam a thread.
Never cross the streams - hang on that's wrong.
Fs = fuck sake
FAF = fancy a fuck
You said cunt "
Guessing you didn't read the limerick I wrote the other day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello and welcome
You used to be able to get Forum insurance and the forms were given out by a lady called Tinatitz but not seen her for ages
So anything goes |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
Essex |
"Well I've gone and done it ... I've posted on a forum thread for the first time today ... excited maybe but then I realised I had no protection precautions in place!
Should I be worried? - do I need to take anything for it? - will the natives be kind and gentle or punish me? Will I get the thumbs up (metaphorically speaking of course) or the cold shoulder. There's no going back, oh my ... "
I'd go to the doctors just in case you have a F.T.D, using the forum without protection you should know better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!
Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name  "
hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now ... as if |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!
Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name
hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now ... as if "
You behaving would definitely be a first. But then I hear bad girls have more fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!
Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name
hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now ... as if
You behaving would definitely be a first. But then I hear bad girls have more fun "
I wouldn't know (splutters into wine glass) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Took you a while to find them but boy am I glad you did LillieG!
Where do I start? Once upon a time... think we need to get that coffee finally sorted. The clue is in the first half of my name
hello my lovely - bugger - I guess I will have to behave now ... as if
You behaving would definitely be a first. But then I hear bad girls have more fun
I wouldn't know (splutters into wine glass) "
That look always suited you |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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"Welcome!! Hello and happy Thursday!
It's rant Thursday nothing happy about it
Oh yes there is ....
And welcome to the mad house "
welcome back just Jo, so a rant thursday is like every day then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks Peops still trying to track down the rules of etiquette for posting but I guess I'll be told soon enough if I get it wrong."
The usual answer for getting it wrong is referred to as "the naughty step". Hopefully you will avoid it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But where young lady is the cake
Sorry still looking for my recipe - am I on the naughty step already Your be chained to the railings outside the frairy "
Really ... hang on ... let me get my heels first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Lillie, I'm Jim, nice to meet you, to meet you nice. May I be the first to wish you a happy Friday.  "
Thanks Jim - well at least I survived my initiation day here so happy Friday it is. |
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