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over a year ago
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My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens."
I had such high expectations too!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens.
I had such high expectations too!! "
Has my reputation been muddied? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens.
I had such high expectations too!!
Has my reputation been muddied?"
So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens.
I had such high expectations too!!
Has my reputation been muddied?
So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it"
I promise. Don't turf me out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.
What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens.
I had such high expectations too!!
Has my reputation been muddied?
So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it
I promise. Don't turf me out. "
Oh I shan't grass on you if that's your concern  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens.
I had such high expectations too!!
Has my reputation been muddied?
So long as you don't re-peat it...you might get away with it
I promise. Don't turf me out.
Oh I shan't grass on you if that's your concern "
Yer big clod. |
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An old guy and his dear old wifeare getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says I'll have the soup |
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Two old fellas fishing on the river bank, been on the same bank every Saturday for 20yrs.
One guy says to the other “what you doing here, I thought you were getting married today”?
“Aye I did this morning” he replied.
“So why are you not on your honeymoon giving the Mrs a good seeing too” asked the first guy.
“Nah can’t, she has Gonorrhoea” he replied.
The first guy says “well stick it in her mouth then”
“Nah can’t, she has Pyria” he replied.
The first guy shakes his head and says “well stick it up her arse then”
“Nah can’t, she has Chronic Diarrhoea” he replied.
The first guy shouts at him “why the fuck did you marry her”?
The old boy casts his line back into the river and says “best maggots ever”!!
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"My dirt joke:
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil.
The plot thickens."
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