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I want to tongue punch your fart box!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its so lovely to see the age of genteel correspondence is not dead,for a while i thought these portable telephones may have a bad effect on gentlemanly manners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol, I've had this line a couple of times.
Chuckles* 
It's a new one on me 
This place is an education! 
Unfortunately yes it is "
sadly i find it less of an education than a confirmation of my worst fears..came on here hoping my opinion of a lot of men would be changed,not confirmed..its a shame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like there should be a lot of health and safety measures in place before this is attempted
I guess you just swooned and went all romantically flustered OP, on seeing such a Bronte esqueapproach to courtship |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Sounds like there should be a lot of health and safety measures in place before this is attempted
I guess you just swooned and went all romantically flustered OP, on seeing such a Bronte esqueapproach to courtship "
I'm not sure I swooned exactly,more that I was mildly amused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These are chat up lines then ladies ? 
apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day
What time you meeting  "
well, im just finishing my bacon sandwich,bung on a bit of lippy...and i'll be off.. |
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"These are chat up lines then ladies ?
apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day
What time you meeting
well, im just finishing my bacon sandwich,bung on a bit of lippy...and i'll be off.."
Don't forget to give your twat a quick wipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These are chat up lines then ladies ?
apparently! woke up to can i wreck your arse this morning..delightful start to the day
What time you meeting
well, im just finishing my bacon sandwich,bung on a bit of lippy...and i'll be off..
Don't forget to give your twat a quick wipe "
doesn't sound like the sort of chap who cares much about trivialities like that.. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago "
That's my kind of man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
That's my kind of man "
Why would he wrap steak round his cock?
Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department?  |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
That's my kind of man
Why would he wrap steak round his cock?
Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department? "
Probably his way of bringing dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
That's my kind of man
Why would he wrap steak round his cock?
Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department?
Probably his way of bringing dinner"
New take on meat and two veg? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
That's my kind of man
Why would he wrap steak round his cock?
Was the gentleman perchance a little shy in that department? "
Some men will do anything for a 'meat' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago "
I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.
I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.
I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....
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Christ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.
I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....
Christ "
Try the dominate or sub thread m'lady,he's on there |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.
I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....
It's like Shakespeare has risen from the grave
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had this one too  "
Im not suprised by this as that Ass is fantastic.. Would much prefuresy give it a little caress and occasional slap though TBH. Mmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
I'd crawl naked a thousand miles across broken glass, just to smell the exhaust fumes from the van that takes your dirty knickers to the laundry.
I bet that's got you fizzing at the bung hole.....
Christ "
I know, soooooooooo hot eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got this once from, and im now suspicious, a woman fabber
Hi,seen your gallery, great pics,id like to toot your love trumpet
Love trumpet I like that actually "
Musical genitalia, it's the next big Christmas must have!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago "
I got the exact same message....at least he knows how to cut and paste....ah bless |
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
I got the exact same message....at least he knows how to cut and paste....ah bless "
To be fair, I'd guess about 50% of new messages are copy and paste. Just change the name/attributes of needed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm picking up mixed views. Is this good or bad?
Well it beats the 'Hi' only message I suppose. Although ask me that tomorrow and I may come up with a different answer "
this beats 'hi'. . This is where the guys are going wrong, advice like this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'd swim naked in shark infested waters with a steak wrapped round my cock just to have a candle lit dinner with you on Skype over a dial up connection"
Got this one a week or so ago
I got the exact same message....at least he knows how to cut and paste....ah bless
To be fair, I'd guess about 50% of new messages are copy and paste. Just change the name/attributes of needed "
I try my best to be original and i can understand the cut and paste as if its only going to be deleted why bother |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I'm picking up mixed views. Is this good or bad?
Well it beats the 'Hi' only message I suppose. Although ask me that tomorrow and I may come up with a different answer
this beats 'hi'. . This is where the guys are going wrong, advice like this. "
Guy's take note |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohk folks, a was only jesting, you can stop wi the sympathy ones, my box is jamming fs.  "
Ha. I always think you're abbreviating 'f*cks sake' at the end of every sentence |
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