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If you could be the opposite sex
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Scratch my balls.
Leave the toilet seat up.
Enjoy DIY stores.
Get excited about cleaning the car.
I'm basing this on my brother in law.
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Is that what you think you'd enjoy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The obvious...
Play with my boobs, touch myself up, then register on fab as a single woman and have sex as many times as I could, trying all different things and experiencing how it feels to orgasm and enjoy sex from a woman's perspective.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play with my boobs.
Play with other boobs
Look at other boobs
Fap fap fap"
Won't be many guys who disagree with this!
I'd probably explore my lesbian tendencies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 I do worry this will turn into war of the semester but:
Parallel park then flick the bird at the nearest bloke watching me do it efficiently.
Experience a female orgasm (predictive text says gas meter).
Go to a bar dressed to the nines and listen to the bullshit lines I'm told knowing full well from a males perspective what their up to!
Lastly grow hairy armpits in the summer.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"
I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.
Kama.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would want to wank.. cum and obviously see what its like to have sex with a woman.
Would love to see what its like when guys get together for a night out.. so would have to try that. Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women .. because we are rather complex creatures and I have to feel sorry for you guy sometimes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women
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Pop your head in a washing machine, whack it on spin cycle then try tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.
Same thing  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women
Pop your head in a washing machine, whack it on spin cycle then try tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.
Same thing "
I might try that. Then I might understand them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would also want to know what its like to try and understand women
Pop your head in a washing machine, whack it on spin cycle then try tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon.
Same thing "
Extreme but probably closer than anything else hah |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I would fap. A lot. And see what sex is like when you have a cock. And see if there's a difference in how you're treated at various places - car dealerships would be interesting. And see what approach works best on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.
Kama. "
Ha ha you beat me to it |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"
nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .
i really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .
i really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her "
Really? You wouldn't want the ability to have multiple orgasms? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.
Kama.
Ha ha you beat me to it "
Great minds - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .
I really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her "
I understand that. To go with pain in childbirth, periods.. headaches, back ache, menopause, pmt?? and over analyzing all the time.
Seems you guys have got it easy
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .
I really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her
I understand that. To go with pain in childbirth, periods.. headaches, back ache, menopause, pmt?? and over analyzing all the time.
Seems you guys have got it easy
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we do the only down side to being a man is having to deal with women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .
I really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her
I understand that. To go with pain in childbirth, periods.. headaches, back ache, menopause, pmt?? and over analyzing all the time.
Seems you guys have got it easy
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You clearly never had man flu - pffff.
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
nothing you could not get me to be a woman for the day for all the tea in china .
i really do love the fact I'm a man nothing a woman has or can do interests me unless as a man I'm doing it to her
Really? You wouldn't want the ability to have multiple orgasms? "
nope i would hate that because I'm sure some woman would use that ability to her advantage against me
just like i use female orgasms IE control of against my play partners to push for more and more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd see how much power my boobs wield, and how much free stuff i can get out of men.  "
You really think we bribe men? how wrong you are.
Sad that you think that because I never ask for anything off a guy. I am independent and have my own place, car and a good job.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scratch my balls.
Leave the toilet seat up.
Enjoy DIY stores.
Get excited about cleaning the car.
I'm basing this on my brother in law.
Is that what you think you'd enjoy? "
No I didn't read the opening post properly. That's me trying to multi task with cooking and fabbing at the same time. |
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
Gloucester |
"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
I would say on here I was bi and get loads of messages from hundreds of women and ignore or delete your messages without replying.
Kama. "
Cool...  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
You're really bored aren't you?... "
No not bored at all. My friend is a few weeks away from her final surgery from being he to she. We got to chatting about it. I just wondered if most people's thoughts were similar |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I'd fuck myself with a very small kitchen utensil/sex toy, then do myself with an enormous kitchen utensil/sex you and see what the fuss is about."
In all my years as a woman I hsve never done this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?
You're really bored aren't you?...
No not bored at all. My friend is a few weeks away from her final surgery from being he to she. We got to chatting about it. I just wondered if most people's thoughts were similar "
Oh...I thought you were messing about.
Oops. |
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"I'd fuck myself with a very small kitchen utensil/sex toy, then do myself with an enormous kitchen utensil/sex you and see what the fuss is about.
In all my years as a woman I hsve never done this "
I do this frequently  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"I'd fuck myself with a very small kitchen utensil/sex toy, then do myself with an enormous kitchen utensil/sex you and see what the fuss is about.
In all my years as a woman I hsve never done this
I do this frequently
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Which objects? I'm intrigued |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Piss in a policeman's helmet. Hang on, i think i have to get pregnant first.
You'd be a quick worker if you got pregnant in a day "
Guess i'd end up being arrested then, doh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I've only got a day Id have to make a plan ...
Id spend the morning with my new ( obvs huge ) willy
Then spend time in various bloke places like a car shop place and the pub without anyone thinking I was a prossie or up for it because I was alone.
Drink pints and go to the gents willy watching.
Maybe partake in a glory hole - why the fuck not right!
Then hopefully have someone to fuck in the evening - I dont mind if I'm a gay man - thats all groovy with me ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would genuinely have fun watching how this bit of my body will swell up, stiffen and grow and then deflate, and go again and again, and start working out what things my one particularly likes to trigger its metamorphosis.
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"[vagina and tits Removed by poster at 29/03/17 21:24:56]"
Start a thread about how hard it is to get a fuck on here.
Wank over some photos whilst listening to Tenacious D
Piss all over the toilet seat
Take a photo of my cock against a sky remote
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd see how much power my boobs wield, and how much free stuff i can get out of men.
You really think we bribe men? how wrong you are.
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You tried to bribe me..you offered me £100 quid for er..services. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"
Fuck a fit man and a gorgeous woman. Love to know what it feels like from a male perspective.
Am I a weirdo? Probably! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm... I had better make a to do list.
-1 Play with own boobs.
-2 Ladywank.
-3... Oh hell! That day just flew by!!  "
So over rated I promise! Lol. Makes a lot of us feel even more sexually frustrated |
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"Hmmmm... I had better make a to do list.
-1 Play with own boobs.
-2 Ladywank.
-3... Oh hell! That day just flew by!!
So over rated I promise! Lol. Makes a lot of us feel even more sexually frustrated "
Yes it does! |
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"I'd go to an all-girl orgy. Bun always has an orgasmic few hours at them.
Buck.
FFFFFFF dreams are made of this "
Yes although the biggest one so far was 10 of us
If I could be a man for a day, I would find out how it feels to fuck a woman without using my strap-on
Bun |
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex?"
If I were the opposite sex for a day, I would fart, burp, scratch my bum & balls then sniff them, lie to my girlfriend, bullshit and boast to my mates down the pub on how I fucked my girlfriend all night whilst drinking 10 pints of beer, playing darts and watching football on the big screen, then come home late d*unk to the girlfriend smelling of booze and expect her to suck me off if I could get it up that is then roll off to sleep. |
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"For a day would you? What would you do as the opposite sex? If I were the opposite sex for a day, I would fart, burp, scratch my bum & balls then sniff them, lie to my girlfriend, bullshit and boast to my mates down the pub on how I fucked my girlfriend all night whilst drinking 10 pints of beer, playing darts and watching football on the big screen, then come home late d*unk to the girlfriend smelling of booze and expect her to suck me off if I could get it up that is then roll off to sleep. "
Lol this is why I stopped going to pubs with my mates, all the bullshit of what they would do with various girls they can see... it just seemed a waste of time when I can goto a club with wife and do everything they are dreaming or bragging about. |
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