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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's Wednesday so the club is now open.
Seeside is your host
Co host is SwingoftheKingers
MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various points
and miss honey is sum times at the bar.
Club Rules
You can join in 1 of 2 ways.
(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.
(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.
And yes, socials count as meet's !
The club is not for those that don't meet at all.
And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.
The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.
have fun everyone.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in the club yay.
Who wants a drink? Or some sex
So generous.
I'll take both
Ok "
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Morning all
Thanks for starting SwingoftheKingers
Late again _eeside your timekeeping skills are lacking of late "
Ya I no..
This chest infection I got atm isount helping either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning all
Thanks for starting SwingoftheKingers
Late again _eeside your timekeeping skills are lacking of late "
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Echo.
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Echo
It's good isn't it. People must be meeting!
I hope so although I'd expect them to come back and boast "
Well I think ill be hear for ever and just wotch everyone come and go ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"
It's Wednesday so the club is now open.
Seeside is your host
Co host is SwingoftheKingers
MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various points
and miss honey is sum times at the bar.
Club Rules
You can join in 1 of 2 ways.
(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.
(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.
And yes, socials count as meet's !
The club is not for those that don't meet at all.
And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.
The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.
have fun everyone.
" so if one of you get a meet are you out the club? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.
have fun everyone.
so if one of you get a meet are you out the club?"
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
You come back under rule 2 and try to help others out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Echo.
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Echo
It's good isn't it. People must be meeting!
I hope so although I'd expect them to come back and boast "
First rule of 1 meet club. 'Don't talk about 1 meet club.' . ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.
have fun everyone.
so if one of you get a meet are you out the club?
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
You come back under rule 2 and try to help others out "
Well sed ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.
have fun everyone.
so if one of you get a meet are you out the club?
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
You come back under rule 2 and try to help others out " ok, never was good in clubs or gangs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In under rule 2 if anyone fancies meeting
I'd meet you for a social
Ooh likewise
Can't promise that I'd keep my hands to myself though
3 way social!! Is that a thing?"
Yes. It's a thing. . 3 birds with one stone. ..... . Kind of. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Technically, the last time I strayed from the path of Zeromeetness, was a whole month ago - but with February being a shortie, it is just shy of the required 30 days...
Should I bugger off and come back next week?
(By the way - I'd invite the lovely Testarossa for tea and crumpets, any day of the week) ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"
It's Wednesday so the club is now open.
Seeside is your host
Co host is SwingoftheKingers
MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at various points
and miss honey is sum times at the bar.
Club Rules
You can join in 1 of 2 ways.
(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.
(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.
And yes, socials count as meet's !
The club is not for those that don't meet at all.
And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.
The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.
have fun everyone.
so if one of you get a meet are you out the club?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I can join this week, I haven't met anyone for sex since the beginning of Feb. Socials don't count do they? "
They do I'm afraid.
Unless you want to be a rule 2er and help someone out ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks like a condescending club run by smug meeters, or possibly pretend meeters or "Sofa Swingers" as I like to think of them as, so they can feel superior to me...no joining fee here.
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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"In under rule 2 if anyone fancies meeting
I'd meet you for a social
Ooh likewise
Can't promise that I'd keep my hands to myself though
3 way social!! Is that a thing?"
If it is I'm happy to participate in one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In under rule 2 if anyone fancies meeting
I'd meet you for a social
Ooh likewise
Can't promise that I'd keep my hands to myself though
3 way social!! Is that a thing?
If it is I'm happy to participate in one "
It is now ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've now read it properly and as i'm a rule 2'er I could help someone out.
Anyone rule 1'er need a helping hand or two?? "
Good man - selflessness is what we like to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've now read it properly and as i'm a rule 2'er I could help someone out.
Anyone rule 1'er need a helping hand or two??
Good man - selflessness is what we like to see"
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I'm in the club....now where's the bar again?
It's just over hear *waves*
Wot wood you like ?
Double dark rum and please buddy and a nice lady for me arm too "
I can get you the rum and but i carnt garnteey you a lady ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Technically, the last time I strayed from the path of Zeromeetness, was a whole month ago - but with February being a shortie, it is just shy of the required 30 days...
Should I bugger off and come back next week?
(By the way - I'd invite the lovely Testarossa for tea and crumpets, any day of the week) "
Naa you can stay as its been a month ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Looks like a condescending club run by smug meeters, or possibly pretend meeters or "Sofa Swingers" as I like to think of them as, so they can feel superior to me...no joining fee here.
"
Trust me Thar are no smug meeters nor are Thar any fake meeters. ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like a condescending club run by smug meeters, or possibly pretend meeters or "Sofa Swingers" as I like to think of them as, so they can feel superior to me...no joining fee here.
Trust me Thar are no smug meeters nor are Thar any fake meeters. "
If you have a fake meet though does that mean you're out of the club??
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Looks like a condescending club run by smug meeters, or possibly pretend meeters or "Sofa Swingers" as I like to think of them as, so they can feel superior to me...no joining fee here.
Trust me Thar are no smug meeters nor are Thar any fake meeters.
If you have a fake meet though does that mean you're out of the club??
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No cos if you don't meet then you've not met anyone.
But I hope Thar will be no time wasters hear. ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab "
I did want to go to the London social bit I wos never told wear it wos so coodount go anyway ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab
I did want to go to the London social bit I wos never told wear it wos so coodount go anyway "
I thought about it myself, I also asked for more details about the location but understand the reasons for keeping the exact location a little vague, They did say it was in the city of London though and was told it wasn't far from there |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab
I did want to go to the London social bit I wos never told wear it wos so coodount go anyway
I thought about it myself, I also asked for more details about the location but understand the reasons for keeping the exact location a little vague, They did say it was in the city of London though and was told it wasn't far from there"
Wow that's helpfall......... |
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"If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab
I did want to go to the London social bit I wos never told wear it wos so coodount go anyway
I thought about it myself, I also asked for more details about the location but understand the reasons for keeping the exact location a little vague, They did say it was in the city of London though and was told it wasn't far from there
Wow that's helpfall........."
Not really, It was last week and the location of the next one will probably be somewhere else, Keep a eye out for it and post on there that you're interested in going, I think they give the exact location to a select few and the rest on the day |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab
I did want to go to the London social bit I wos never told wear it wos so coodount go anyway
I thought about it myself, I also asked for more details about the location but understand the reasons for keeping the exact location a little vague, They did say it was in the city of London though and was told it wasn't far from there
Wow that's helpfall.........
Not really, It was last week and the location of the next one will probably be somewhere else, Keep a eye out for it and post on there that you're interested in going, I think they give the exact location to a select few and the rest on the day "
Lol you mised wot I ment.
saying its in London sumwear is as helpfall as a Wet blanket at the freezing north pole.
I don't get y thay are so secret.
But wotever.....
I can Onley hope thay reed my message next time and then tell me wear it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh oh oh we can be in this club now, it's been ages since our last meet
It won't help if you're hidden! "
No this is true, but go to Cuba on Monday so will be off the scene |
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"Looks like a condescending club run by smug meeters, or possibly pretend meeters or "Sofa Swingers" as I like to think of them as, so they can feel superior to me...no joining fee here.
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"If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab
I did want to go to the London social bit I wos never told wear it wos so coodount go anyway
I thought about it myself, I also asked for more details about the location but understand the reasons for keeping the exact location a little vague, They did say it was in the city of London though and was told it wasn't far from there
Wow that's helpfall.........
Not really, It was last week and the location of the next one will probably be somewhere else, Keep a eye out for it and post on there that you're interested in going, I think they give the exact location to a select few and the rest on the day
Lol you mised wot I ment.
saying its in London sumwear is as helpfall as a Wet blanket at the freezing north pole.
I don't get y thay are so secret.
But wotever.....
I can Onley hope thay reed my message next time and then tell me wear it is."
I was just ignoring your sarcastic comment,
After using Google, The city of London is 1.1sq miles so its not that big, Did you post on the numerous threads about it ? They can't really tell everyone as hundreds of people might turn up and I don't think they want that, One of the reasons I didn't turn up was I wasn't going to travel 300 miles on the off chance that someone would tell me where to go on the day, But I was working that weekend anyway, As for why they didn't tell you, You will have to ask the people who organised it or knew the where they was meeting |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If you are a long term member of this club why don't you try and attend one of the fab socials, I know location and your real/work life plays apart in going, I have tried to go myself in the past but work got in the way, There is usually one every few months in most of the major cities, The last few weeks there was one in
London, Manchester and Newcastle and next month Lincoln and Leeds, Its got to be easier then trying to arrange a meet/social and you get to meet loads of forum members and people you haven't even seen on fab
I did want to go to the London social bit I wos never told wear it wos so coodount go anyway
I thought about it myself, I also asked for more details about the location but understand the reasons for keeping the exact location a little vague, They did say it was in the city of London though and was told it wasn't far from there
Wow that's helpfall.........
Not really, It was last week and the location of the next one will probably be somewhere else, Keep a eye out for it and post on there that you're interested in going, I think they give the exact location to a select few and the rest on the day
Lol you mised wot I ment.
saying its in London sumwear is as helpfall as a Wet blanket at the freezing north pole.
I don't get y thay are so secret.
But wotever.....
I can Onley hope thay reed my message next time and then tell me wear it is."
Other socials and those held in clubs are not secret. The Secret Tea Party has secret in its title.
There has been a lot of press interest in swingers meeting up for a drink in a public place and socials have been banned at some places across the country. Organisers work hard to bring people these socials (I know, I have organised a couple) and to have it got tits up because 1) people leak the location and/or 2) people misbehave/can't conduct themselves in public ruin it for everyone.
If you absolutely have to know where it is then attend one organised at a club.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Abandon all hope all ye who enter here
There is no entering. I thought that's what no meets club is about.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can finally join. My last meet was 31 days ago haha
Am I welcome?
You're certainly welcome over here in my corner booth
It's a little snug "
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