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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some comments people add to the profiles are more effective than condoms are for safe sex - ie comment = no sex.
I just had one look at us, that wants a female with a "wimp" partner...
Now why would we want to encourage a meet with them..... would anyone?
What comment/description do you hate to see on a profile?? |
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"Fill this in later 
And what's worse is they joined 3months ago  "
Some of them over a year ago...
'fuck buddy' doesn't do much for me, neither does 'new to the scene, looking for someone (usually older/ mature female here) to show me the ropes'
oooh - 'I don't bite..... unless you ask' Grrr!  |
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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago
We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !! |
"Some comments people add to the profiles are more effective than condoms are for safe sex - ie comment = no sex.
I just had one look at us, that wants a female with a "wimp" partner...
Now why would we want to encourage a meet with them..... would anyone?
What comment/description do you hate to see on a profile??"
I dunno maybe they ment he was very submissive but just couldent think ov the word and came up with wimp lol ,just a thought |
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And 'If you want to know just ask'. I only do inter_iews on Mondays and Fridays  "
God, yes - the profile's meant to be them selling themselves, not having someone ask questions... delete and move on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't stand folk not using a single paragraph in a giant block of text, or using all uppercase text.
I also find this kind of thing annoying:
"wanna fuck lol, treat me well lol Im not easy lol lookin 4 sum1 lol want inteligice an gud sense of humr lol"
I wish I was making that one up. oh yeah, she's a total keeper! Was probably dribbling out the side of her mouth when she wrote that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!
Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!
Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same! "
You gotta ask yourself: What do these people have against Oompa Loompas? Eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"
and yes, that was actually on a profile....."
We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ?
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"
and yes, that was actually on a profile.....We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ?
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I've changed my profile since you looked, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"
and yes, that was actually on a profile.....We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ? LOL 
I've changed my profile since you looked, lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading all this, is our profile ok??"
Suggest removing this:
"To: All institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice.)
Any such usage will be considered as a breach of my legal right to privacy and I will prosecute any persons or company doing so. "
It's unnecessary and more importantly it doesn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Won't met smokers' but one or both or any combination have it on the profile that they smoke"
Theres a few of them anyway we should stop moaning and put what sexy or nice things peeps have there profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""my wife doesn't understand my needs - maybe you can"
and yes, that was actually on a profile.....We saw one mf woman gay so will only play with the woman Hmmm so why are you a mf couple then ?
I've changed my profile since you looked, lol "
change mines a few times. new verifications on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!
Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same!
You gotta ask yourself: What do these people have against Oompa Loompas? Eh?"
I know cheeky gits, those oompa loompa are bloody hard working in that chocolate factory.
I dislike profiles that are rude about other people, I read the text then scroll to the pictures thinking, Brad and Angelina are right cheeky gits, amazingly it never is Brad and Angelina.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just had one look at us, that wants a female with a "wimp" partner...
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So let me get this right, a couple are looking for a female and a "wimp" guy and they've looked at you, yeah I can see why you'd be annoyed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites."
I'd forgotten about that but yes I have to admit that annoys me. Never seen the male equivalent of it, dunno if there is one |
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"that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites.
I'd forgotten about that but yes I have to admit that annoys me. Never seen the male equivalent of it, dunno if there is one "
I am thick what is that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What comment/description do you hate to see on a profile??"
"Looking for a swinging partner" or "looking for a fuck buddy to accompany me to clubs" really means "looking for a Golden Ticket that we get me access to more pussy, and I don't really care what you're hoping to get out of it" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that big text pic of a woman, as I always asosiate it with Escorts as it's so commonly used on there stable sites.
I'd forgotten about that but yes I have to admit that annoys me. Never seen the male equivalent of it, dunno if there is one
I am thick what is that? "
The picture of the naked woman on peoples profiles that is made up of different characters |
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Hmmmm gonna check me profile lmao! It is hard to get "Genuine" Meets on here like already said! But what gets me as already been mentioned is a guy who makes contact on a couples profile, giving it all the gusto yeah we can meet at the weekend blah blah blah, and then when it comes close to the meet, you find "User no longer on site" lmao priceless or what grrrr  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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To be honest any of the phrases you find on an unimaginative profile. To me a profile should be unique in some way or another, not necessarily extravagant, just unique. If it is a standard profile ciontaining any fo the above or a combination of them.. I am bored already... |
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On another site I was briefly on, they would help people to write their profiles so there would be standard phrases like...
I'm not looking to change my life, just to expand my horizons
Or, join me on the road to discovery and let's see where it takes us!
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"On another site I was briefly on, they would help people to write their profiles so there would be standard phrases like...
I'm not looking to change my life, just to expand my horizons
Or, join me on the road to discovery and let's see where it takes us!
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And they ended up with 500 lost souls who didn't have a fecking clue? |
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"On another site I was briefly on, they would help people to write their profiles so there would be standard phrases like...
I'm not looking to change my life, just to expand my horizons
Or, join me on the road to discovery and let's see where it takes us!
And they ended up with 500 lost souls who didn't have a fecking clue?"
Can always spot the muppets who import their profile from that site lol |
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"I usually couldn't give a damn what others put in their profiles.....but.
Photos of guys in their army uniforms and references to being just home from Afghanistan makes me bloody mad."
Whilst someone's job isn't generally of any significance, if these guys do post this then it does help to explain why they're not that available etc. They get a tough enough existence over there as it is - though this is what they're signed up for and want - so it may be worth making some exceptions for our brave lads.
That said, it really is somewhat alarming the volume of profiles that are old, but still say stuff like -
new on here, new to the scene, looking for my first meet etc.
And the old cliches, that many have posted above in addition to these, kind of dim interest a bit, as it suggests lack of foresight or commitment to what they're undertaking. |
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profiles that say " will try anything once" but when you ask them if they will let me roger their arse with a hot branding iron while i clamp their cock between my teeth they always say no... blooming liars.. |
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By *isub69Man
over a year ago
Epsom |
I dislike the sydney disclaimers everywhere, especially on profiles where there is barely any text and no pictures.....
copy and paste profiles are also a pain.
If anyone has any tips on mine give me a message...... |
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By *eaboMan
over a year ago
marden |
i really hate all that bloody writing stuff that people put on their profiles. What the hell is that about? Having to wade through all that nonsense before you get to the photos is just a waste of time if you ask me. |
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"I had to chuckle at one I saw yesterday: let's have ya: that was it!
Seeking fuck buddy, message me if you want to know more, prove me wrong that site not full of timewasters, no ooompah loompahs, stunningly gorgeous couple seeking same!
You gotta ask yourself: What do these people have against Oompa Loompas? Eh?"
predudice! alert court of human rights -seems just up their street!
Mistress x |
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