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over a year ago
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If you'd pump Theresa May.
You know from that pearl necklace she's gonna be a dirty as fuck ride fs.
I reckon she's into gb's and every other kink going and good on her fs.
I'd pump her  
Two hands up* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd pump you 
Hawl 
Should I just let you pump me instead?
I'll decide 
You've got till 2.15 to decide.
Don't rush me fs
Too late. Pfffffft."
Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd pump you
Hawl
Should I just let you pump me instead?
I'll decide
You've got till 2.15 to decide.
Don't rush me fs
Too late. Pfffffft.
Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs "
I don't actually have sex fs
Just want a kissing sesh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd pump you
Hawl
Should I just let you pump me instead?
I'll decide
You've got till 2.15 to decide.
Don't rush me fs
Too late. Pfffffft.
Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs
I don't actually have sex fs
Just want a kissing sesh "
I've goat dry lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got till 2.15 to decide.
Clocks, the best ones are made in Switzerland, or so my Cuckoo told me  "
Holly, I'd like to cut you in, old man. There's nobody left in Vienna I can really trust, and we've always done everything together. When you make up your mind, send me a message - I'll meet you any place, any time, and when we do meet old man, it's you I want to see, not the police. Remember that, won't ya? Don't be so gloomy.
After all it's not that awful. You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd pump you
Hawl
Should I just let you pump me instead?
I'll decide
You've got till 2.15 to decide.
Don't rush me fs
Too late. Pfffffft.
Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs
I don't actually have sex fs
Just want a kissing sesh
I've goat dry lips "
I get it, m1cks -- it's a naw.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a bite of that bum tho  oooooooofft fs, Ella wud you have a ff wi TM tho?"
Only so I could tie her up and discuss the welfare state with her and get her policies sorted out.  |
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"I'd love a bite of that bum tho oooooooofft fs, Ella wud you have a ff wi TM tho?
Only so I could tie her up and discuss the welfare state with her and get her policies sorted out. "
Think of where you could put her necklace fs, wonder if it's already been there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd love a bite of that bum tho oooooooofft fs, Ella wud you have a ff wi TM tho?
Only so I could tie her up and discuss the welfare state with her and get her policies sorted out.
Think of where you could put her necklace fs, wonder if it's already been there
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd pump you
Hawl
Should I just let you pump me instead?
I'll decide
You've got till 2.15 to decide.
Don't rush me fs
Too late. Pfffffft.
Your too sexual for me fs I couldn't handle you missy, end up a case of two pumps and a misfire fs
I don't actually have sex fs
Just want a kissing sesh
I've goat dry lips
I get it, m1cks -- it's a naw.
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Given the opportunity I'd destroy you bubz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yeah just for shits and giggles
You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs.
story's worth a quid or two though...planning ahead "
What happens with TM stays with TM fs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah just for shits and giggles
You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs.
story's worth a quid or two though...planning ahead
What happens with TM stays with TM fs."
does it f**K have you seen my gallery? there'd be snaps of her greasy spam pocket all over the web! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Imagine a mfff with Nicola Sturgeon, TM and AM fs, oooooooofft some kints wet dream right there. Where's EJ gone? "
EJ's gone to bed. Bless his cotton socks and his little button nose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yeah just for shits and giggles
You know she'd have you tied up and shit fs.
story's worth a quid or two though...planning ahead
What happens with TM stays with TM fs.
does it f**K have you seen my gallery? there'd be snaps of her greasy spam pocket all over the web!"
Is nothing sacred anymore? fs, kmt smh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Imagine a mfff with Nicola Sturgeon, TM and AM fs, oooooooofft some kints wet dream right there. Where's EJ gone?
EJ's gone to bed. Bless his cotton socks and his little button nose
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you'd pump Theresa May.
You know from that pearl necklace she's gonna be a dirty as fuck ride fs.
I reckon she's into gb's and every other kink going and good on her fs.
I'd pump her
Two hands up*"
Off topic, what does fs mean? |
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