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over a year ago
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"David Cameron  
Get outta here 
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it  
I think your doing your flange an injustice  "
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider "
I think there maybe a confessional thread later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My team leader at work, not really sure why but I've had 3 sexy dreams about him and woken up before it got good. Now I want to try it for real, but think it will remain a fantasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider
I think there maybe a confessional thread later "
Noone of a political nature unfortunately   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider
I think there maybe a confessional thread later
Noone of a political nature unfortunately "
The cider diary's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider
I think there maybe a confessional thread later
Noone of a political nature unfortunately
The cider diary's "
I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider
I think there maybe a confessional thread later
Noone of a political nature unfortunately
The cider diary's
I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck "
To far ...god dam there's always one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider
I think there maybe a confessional thread later
Noone of a political nature unfortunately
The cider diary's
I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck
To far ...god dam there's always one "
I'm not joking
Then again, I have a Donald Trump mask in my naughty drawer
Don't ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"David Cameron
Get outta here
On my life
I think his face would look fabulous with my flange all over it
I think your doing your flange an injustice
My flange has done far worse injustices over the years
I blame the cider
I think there maybe a confessional thread later
Noone of a political nature unfortunately
The cider diary's
I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck
To far ...god dam there's always one
I'm not joking
Then again, I have a Donald Trump mask in my naughty drawer
Don't ask "
I think your in need of a good spanking into normality ish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck
You're on a wind up.
Theresa May?...leave it out.
I'm fucking nuts
FTFY "
You have a fair point, my friend |
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?... 
He think he's a machine "
So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...
He think he's a machine
So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay? "
Nail on the head |
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...
He think he's a machine
So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?
Nail on the head "
You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.
Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...
He think he's a machine
So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?
Nail on the head
You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.
Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster. "
How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess |
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...
He think he's a machine
So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?
Nail on the head
You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.
Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster.
How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess "
Don't care - that's still made my fucking day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...
He think he's a machine
So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?
Nail on the head
You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.
Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster.
How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess
Don't care - that's still made my fucking day!"
Nice to see you have a sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck
You're on a wind up.
Theresa May?...leave it out.
I'm fucking serious"
*fingers in ears*
lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck
You're on a wind up.
Theresa May?...leave it out.
I'm fucking serious
*fingers in ears*
lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you. "
I want to be nose deep in her lady garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck
You're on a wind up.
Theresa May?...leave it out.
I'm fucking serious
*fingers in ears*
lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you.
I want to be nose deep in her lady garden "
Not stick your hand up?...
And rag her around like a ventriloquists dummy?.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd spend hours on Theresa May aswell mind
She makes me horny as fuck
You're on a wind up.
Theresa May?...leave it out.
I'm fucking serious
*fingers in ears*
lalalalalalalalala I can't hear you.
I want to be nose deep in her lady garden
Not stick your hand up?...
And rag her around like a ventriloquists dummy?.. "
I don't think she would like that |
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?...
He think he's a machine
So, for the record, you won't go near a guy who's put his dick in another guy's mouth, but a guy who's put his in a dead pig's mouth, that's okay?
Nail on the head
You're going to be reminded of this every time someone starts a "no bi men" thread. And that happens a lot - apparently they're bi-weekly now.
Oh and my unconventional crush is Jodie Foster.
How many fucks do you think I give?? Take a wild guess
Don't care - that's still made my fucking day!
Nice to see you have a sense of humour "
Been on here 18 months - no one lasts that many days without a sense of humour.
Am loving yours too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"David Cameron
Yeah right..... no way...
Do you think he's actually got a fuck in him?... "
He managed to fuck plenty of the working class, so id say he has |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these may be conventional?...
Mutya Bueno
Charli xcx
Angela Scanlon
Charlotte Church
Liz Bonin
Alice Roberts"
Swap the first two for Lucy Worsley and Hannah Fry and I've died and gone to heaven! |
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I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!
I know, don't ask! |
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"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!
I know, don't ask! "
That's oddly specific. |
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"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!
I know, don't ask!
That's oddly specific. "
You don't want to know what I'd go through to sniff Heather Locklears used tampon!  |
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"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!
I know, don't ask!
That's oddly specific.
You don't want to know what I'd go through to sniff Heather Locklears used tampon! "
Let me guess, it's the same as the Helen Mirren one, but with the hounds biting chunks out of a different part of your anatomy, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would crawl on my hands and knees through the deepest, hottest fire pits of hell, with Satan's hounds biting chunks out my ass just to lick the used panty liner of Hellen Mirren!
I know, don't ask!
That's oddly specific.
You don't want to know what I'd go through to sniff Heather Locklears used tampon!
Let me guess, it's the same as the Helen Mirren one, but with the hounds biting chunks out of a different part of your anatomy, right? "
Ohhhh no no no my friend, not even remotely close! |
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