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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't let your past bury your future

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In a similar vein...

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In a similar vein...

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our future is not unp_edictable, our future is simply the result of choices we have made.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penis

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page or closing the book.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln "Don't believe everything you read on the internet"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"happiness"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those that stir the shit pot should be made to lick the spoon

Revenge is a dish best served cold with a long spoon

If your looking for sympathy you I'll find it on the dictionary right between shit and syphillis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick you, your momma too, and your daddy.

I don't quite know what it meant, but it was memorable.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

If ifs and buts were apples and nuts, wouldn't we all be greedy guts.

My nan always used to say this to me

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Stick you, your momma too, and your daddy.

I don't quite know what it meant, but it was memorable.

Well I didn't know these were the next lyrics....

Your mama, your daddy

Your greasy, greasy grandmammy

You got a hole in your panty

Got a big behind like Frankenstein

Going beep, beep, beep down Sesame Street

Toot, toot, toot wear army boots

In your ear with a can of beer

Up your butt with a coconut

Ooh!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If ifs and buts were apples and nuts, wouldn't we all be greedy guts.

My nan always used to say this to me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Follow your dreams because your dreams will not follow you

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I figure if a woman wants to be a legend, she should just go ahead and be one"

- calamity Jane

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a real Zen quote.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

What the hell does this mean? Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck*ng basta*d d*y!!!!" - BlueCarrot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fuck*ng basta*d d*y!!!!" - BlueCarrot"

Can you buy that on a plaque somewhere ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not how many times you get knocked down that count, it's how many times you get back up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never regret something that once made you smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honesty is a very expensive gift , but don't expect it from cheap people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ARSE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You, me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." - Rocky Balboa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't lose yourself just because you have found somebody.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"This is a real Zen quote.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

What the hell does this mean? Anyone?"

Silence?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a similar vein...

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present""

Kung fu panda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is better to regret what you have done than to regret not doing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My absolute favourite is....

Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the colour 9

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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don't look back, you're not headed that way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no one ever said on their death bed: I wish I'd spent more time at the office!" X

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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"This is a real Zen quote.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

What the hell does this mean? Anyone?"

nobody claps with one hand, it probably just means something like think about different things to the norm? and think about things that are outside of your realm of awareness that are possible but you don't know how to describe it coz nobody else had done that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is a real Zen quote.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

What the hell does this mean? Anyone?

Sometimes Zen quotes are quite cryptic. Thank you

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Try not. Do or do not. There is no try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man with hole in pocket ...feel cocky all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is better to move slowly than to stand still

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes you win

Sometimes you learn

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

choose your battles

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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"This is a real Zen quote.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

What the hell does this mean? Anyone?

Sometimes Zen quotes are quite cryptic. Thank you

i'm just guessing and might be wrong.

sounds like a philosophy thing though, similar to that 'if a tree falls when nobody is there does it make a sound?", which it does, just because there are no sound receptors does not change the law of physics...but then the philosophy part is that you have no proof that it happens that way and this opens up a lot more things for discussion then and more possibilities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick you, your momma too, and your daddy.

I don't quite know what it meant, but it was memorable.

Well I didn't know these were the next lyrics....

Your mama, your daddy

Your greasy, greasy grandmammy

You got a hole in your panty

Got a big behind like Frankenstein

Going beep, beep, beep down Sesame Street

Toot, toot, toot wear army boots

In your ear with a can of beer

Up your butt with a coconut

Ooh!!

I know. How the hell did that song make it? Catch and meaningful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fuck*ng basta*d d*y!!!!" - BlueCarrot

Can you buy that on a plaque somewhere ? "

Yep in Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are. "

I really like this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And though she be but little she is fierce ~ William Shakespeare.

As he took her hand, he gave her all she had been waiting for, a shiver down her spine ~ Atticus.

Stay soft, it looks beautiful on you ~ Emily Bronté

You have to be odd to be number one ~ Dr Seuss

My soul is awakened, my spirit is soaring ~ Anne Bronté

Crying does not indicate that you are weak.Since birth it has always been a sign that you are alive ~ Charlotte Bronté

The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last ~ Oscar Wilde

My hair was at least tidy,which was all my ambition ~ Jane Austen

F#@k literature ~ Ernest Hemingway

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength ~ Sigmund Freud

There is freedom waiting for you, On the breezes of the sky, And you ask "What if I fall? Oh but my darling, what if you fly? ~ Erin Hanson

I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth ~ William Faulkner

The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn't know how to read ~ Benjamin Franklin

We write to taste life twice. In the moment and in retrospection ~ Anais Nin

Books are uniquely portable magic ~ Stephen King

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Suck my dick' - Ron Jeremy

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows." - Pope Paul VI, Italian pope, 1897-1978

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No more talk of darkness forget these wide eyed fears - phantom of the opera

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't piss on your chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Either lead,follow,or get the fuck out the way" - Unknown

"Tits or shut up" - BitOfRough86

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurt people hurt people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are.

I really like this.

Bit of Kurt Cobain for you. Genuinely, a very intelligent man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the wind changes...your face will stay like that.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Where there is mystery, it is generally suspected there must also be evil

Byron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fuck*ng basta*d d*y!!!!" - BlueCarrot

Can you buy that on a plaque somewhere ?

Yep in Waitrose

Not Lidl?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wear black on the outside ..coz black is how I feel on the inside

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Spirit is the spark that lights the fire in your soul - I had it incorporated in to my back tattoo

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By *ockyjohnMan over a year ago

North West

6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy

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By *allyandJonCouple over a year ago

manchester

Don't eat yellow snow.

Do unto others as they would do unto you, but do it first !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not go where the path may lead,

go instead where there is no path and leave a trail

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you always do, what you've always done;

Then you'll always get, what you've always got

You've got two choices.

Learn to live with it,

or do something about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always look on the bright side of life.... dum dee dum dee dum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always look on the bright side of life.... dum dee dum dee dum

I'm whistling this to myself now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some very good quotes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Champagne for my real friends,real pain for my Cham friends!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy "

I had an argument with a dwarf but I walked away knowing I was the bigger man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can't say anything good,say nothing at all

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By * and BCouple over a year ago

Durham

Things turn out best for people who make the most of the way things turn out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's impossible", said pride. "It's risky", said experience. "It's pointless", said reason. "Give it a try", whispe_ed the heart.

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By *ander_XMan over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily ange_ed, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails."

I heard this quote on an album by John Grant and, as an atheist, was surprised to find out it's from the Bible. I think it's just a stunning description of what love means.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you can't say anything good,say nothing at all "

Love this quote

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By *irky_coupleCouple over a year ago

kirky

Love your fucking life.Take pictures of everything. Tell people you love them. Talk to random strangers. Do things you're sca_ed to do. Fuck it,cos so many of us die and nobody remembers a thing we did. Take your life and make it the best story in the world. Dont waste it.

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By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

life's a bitch and then you die

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

To exam candidates, nervously watching the clock,

Time will pass, Will you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The creator made us just clever enough to work out that the gods do not exist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To exam candidates, nervously watching the clock,

Time will pass, Will you?"

I've got the patience, i've got the stamina, i'm going to kill the external examiner - scratched into the top of a wooden desk in bangor uni

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit-

Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As every one of us sometimes learns,

And many a fellow turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out.

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -

You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man;

Often the struggler has given up

When he might have captu_ed the victor's cup;

And he learned too late when the night came down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint in the clouds of doubt,

And you never can tell how close you are,

It might be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -

It's when things seem worst that you must not quit."

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Not really a quote I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not really a quote I guess

More like an essay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No glove, no love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This too shall pass.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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fuck the system.

that other topic will get moved to the politics section.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Not really a quote I guess

More like an essay. "

A poem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck." - Dalai Lama

I think he is on fab somewhere...

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker"

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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there's no such thing as a stupid question, but if you can't do your own research using google then you're probably stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i told you i was ill"

(spike milligans epitaph)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we're going to need a bigger boat!"

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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"a day without sunshine is like night"

..well, duh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ex's are Ex's for a reason, never look back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no try,do or do not..., there is no try"

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

""we're going to need a bigger boat!"

"You're going to need a bigger condom" - Me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""we're going to need a bigger boat!"

"You're going to need a bigger condom" - Me

"oh,i say!!"

Dan maskell,but surprisingly universal!!

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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love this film:

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You gotta ask yourself, do i feel lucky,

Well do ya,punk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's impossible", said pride. "It's risky", said experience. "It's pointless", said reason. "Give it a try", whispe_ed the heart."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"love this film:

Idiocrasy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vw golf 1.6 fully comp £206

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those who know it do not speak about it. Those who speak about it do not know it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't try you may never succeed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their are none so queer as queer dear, and we are a couple of queers dear

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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"love this film:

Idiocrasy?

yeah, i got it on DVD.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once cried because I had no shoes until I saw someone with no feet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alcohol, because no good story starts with a salad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smoking kills, if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life" - Brooke Shields

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's my belief that history is a wheel. 'Inconstancy is my very essence,' says the wheel. Rise up on my spokes if you like but don't complain when you're cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it's also our hope. The worst of time, like the best, are always passing away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"love this film:

Idiocrasy?

yeah, i got it on DVD.

Best real life documentary ever!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speak gently, but carry a big stick!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

"who ever said the customer is always right, never worked with customers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about

Standing in a church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car

All you need is love / Let it be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our greatest glory consists not of never falling,but in rising every time we fall

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The c_edit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is mar_ed by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows achievement and who at the worst if he fails at least fails while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining "

Love this quote! Reminds me of my mother. Dances with wolves i believe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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By *AA123Couple over a year ago

Lichfield

Impressive. Most impressive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Impressive. Most impressive"

Yes, you most certainly are!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice quotes here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

If I can't find a way then I'll make a way

Hanible Barca

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's life jim!, but not as we know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't look back in anger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can put lipstick on a pig,but it's still a pig!

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By *issVeryWoman over a year ago

streatham

My fave Lebanese ones:

A monkey in his mother's eyes is a gazelle.

(Equivalent to 'speak of the devil') Mention the bull and he comes in charging OR Mention the shit and his smell comes wafting.

(Equivalent to '2 peas in a pod') A pot and it found its lid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

Love this quote! Reminds me of my mother. Dances with wolves i believe"

The outlaw Josie wales

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"This is a real Zen quote.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

What the hell does this mean? Anyone?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qwoq3QBaQAY

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's water under a bridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wank a day helps you work, rest and play.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fuck*ng basta*d d*y!!!!" - BlueCarrot

Can you buy that on a plaque somewhere ? "

Got the t shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At times marks left by humans are quite often scars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

:-That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to go missing Quite a lot

Miss Canada

Miss United Kingdom

Miss world- George Best

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

The Devil told me a storm was coming. I whispe_ed in his ear that I am the storm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Better to ask forgiveness than permission'

'Im this life of froth and bubble two things stand like stone - kindness in anothers trouble and courage in your own'

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By *rLucky777Man over a year ago

Leeds

When I want your opinion I will give you it!

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By *rLucky777Man over a year ago

Leeds

"If you bad mouth me in a dream you'd better wake up and apologise!" - goodfellas

I'd made a mental note of it. Which I then forgot. - Keith from work

Also every time I park my car I always have to say "like a glove" Ace Ventura style. - Me

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

A dick picture is the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a "gift"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!'

'If you are in a fair fight, your tactics suck'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A dick picture is the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a "gift"

is that why whenever I've shaved down there it looks like a throttled cuckoo chick?

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

BMW's are now like clitoris's . . every fanny has one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If life deals you shit grow roses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will slap you so hard even Google won't find you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never half ass two things... full ass one thing completely...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed fuck it and move on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

if it moves f*ck it . . if it doesn't then eat it

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By *regory-pecksMan over a year ago

Scotland

Eventually, it's time to fish or cut bait!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

“All facades fall sometime, then the mask comes off and the real heart is seen.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a world so badly made, as ours is, there is only one road - rebellion.

Luis Buñuel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You only miss something till you don't have it... toilet paper is a good example ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We may not always recognise the moment when love begins, but always know when it ends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's put the future behind us...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Great minds can have great anal sex if done on a rockin' chair'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One must eat muffins quite calmly, it is the only way to eat them.

~ Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily ange_ed, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails."

I heard this quote on an album by John Grant and, as an atheist, was surprised to find out it's from the Bible. I think it's just a stunning description of what love means."

I think its Corinthians 13

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.

Farrah Fawcett

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the compulsion? of idiots.

My old Dad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“The reason the all-American boy prefers beauty over brains is that the all-American boy can see better than he can think.”

— Farrah Fawcett

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

"If it's got tits,bricks or wheels, it's gunna cost you"

My Dad, a man of few intellectual words, but just every now and then a gem of wisdom spurs from his lips.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Albert Einstein

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Do not mistake my kindness for weakness

I am kind to everybody, But when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me

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By *W ChapMan over a year ago

Swindon

Just because you say it, doesn't make it so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" They slipped into an intimacy from which they never recove_ed"

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

My favourite. Don't let your commercial be better than your programme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His wife was a fearsome woman named Doreen who wore her makeup so thick you could have carved ypur intials into her face without drawing blood" - John Connolly

"Money talks. But mine just says goodbye" - my ex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just be yourself. Let people see the real, imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful, magical person that you are.

Mandy Hale

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