Feel Like a Total Tit

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just got 'Cold Mountain' mixed up with 'Brokeback Mountain'...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worse things happen....

Pile cream vs toothpaste.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try spraying hairspray under your armpits.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Worse things happen....

Pile cream vs toothpaste.

That would either make you very tight-lipped, or your poo smell minty fresh