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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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While mooching around the shops yesterday I found a new one I hadn't seen before. Looked like one of these tacky curio places.
The guy sold me some funny furry thing in a cage and told me not to get it wet or feed it after midnight. Crazy fool. 
He also sold me one of those Magic 8 Balls and told me it worked best with questions from Swingers. After pondering where to find some I gave up and thought I'd use it here.
So ask away and see what the Swinging 8 Ball has to say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon? 
Fingers crossed for you. Giving a shake.
'With out-a-doubt'
The 8 Ball has spoken  "
Oooooh is he a new Fabster?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon?
Fingers crossed for you. Giving a shake.
'With out-a-doubt'
The 8 Ball has spoken
Oooooh is he a new Fabster? "
Oi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are my legs , ass & figure really that femimine. Or do people just lie when giving me compliments just to get into my knickers x x"
Not sure it can deal with two questions so I'll ask the first.
Here it comes, here it comes
'It is decidedly so'
Congratulations on your feminine parts
The 8 Ball has spoken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear magic 8 ball -- will I have any sexy time soon?
Fingers crossed for you. Giving a shake.
'With out-a-doubt'
The 8 Ball has spoken
Oooooh is he a new Fabster?
Oi "
Blame the magic 8 ball!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake? "
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'"
I get this answer a lot in here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here. "
It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here.
It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!! "
Whys the room steamy? I'm wondering what the Op is doing with his 8 ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here.
It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!!
Whys the room steamy? I'm wondering what the Op is doing with his 8 ball "
No, you in here -- making it steamy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake? "
Is that proper cake or cake?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Pretty quick this one
'Reply hazy try again'
I get this answer a lot in here.
It's difficult to see clearly when the room is so steamy!!!
Whys the room steamy? I'm wondering what the Op is doing with his 8 ball
No, you in here -- making it steamy "
Did I leave the shower on again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is hilarious.
Op, I think you need to calibrate it first with a test question, make sure it's ready for swingers questions.
Magic 8 ball, would you like some tea or cake?
Is that proper cake or cake? "
The eight ball wouldn't have cared if it was for swingers. It must be broke. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"When will I next meet and be overcome with lust and minge moisture?
'Better not tell you now'
Well it's not a negative answer "
Oh dear. That means a good few weeks, possibly months now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When will I next meet and be overcome with lust and minge moisture?
'Better not tell you now'
Well it's not a negative answer
Oh dear. That means a good few weeks, possibly months now. "
I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit |
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"Magic 8 ball.
Am I going to get sex at the weekend?
*please say yes*
'You may rely on it'
RIP the weekend victim, get your affairs in order now"
I should find a victim then, not sure how many will be willing now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?"
I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before.
Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10" |
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before.
Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10""
Dammit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before.
Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10"
Dammit "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before.
Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10"
Dammit "
You can make up the missing inches elsewhere with something you can buy, don't be too disheartened. |
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
I've never seen it depart from the standard answers before.
Looks like it's going freestyle - 5' 10"
Dammit
You can make up the missing inches elsewhere with something you can buy, don't be too disheartened. "
Oh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?"
Bugger that's me out then  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
Bugger that's me out then "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
Bugger that's me out then "
I've just chucked the small furry thing in the bath and now I have loads of them so I've no idea what the bloke was worried about.
I'm sure the 8 Ball must get things wrong sometimes. Warm your bed up pp |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
Bugger that's me out then "
Only cos you prefer em tall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't worry too much I think _eggysally's legs may have distracted it a bit
True story.
Magic 8 ball, how tall will the next person who I make orgasm be?
Bugger that's me out then
I've just chucked the small furry thing in the bath and now I have loads of them so I've no idea what the bloke was worried about.
I'm sure the 8 Ball must get things wrong sometimes. Warm your bed up pp "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Magic 8 ball, whos the horniest of them all?
'Concentrate and ask again'
The 8 Ball seems to be getting a bit ballsy
Whos the horniest of them all? "
I think I've lost control of this thing now
And the 8 Ball
'Some Spanish bird' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please help magic 8 ball I really fancy someone up north and I know she likes me but I down in the south will it work out. "
'Signs point to yes'
I'll buy a hat in preparation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please help magic 8 ball I really fancy someone up north and I know she likes me but I down in the south will it work out.
'Signs point to yes'
I'll buy a hat in preparation"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello magic 8 ball.
Am I going to get some very naughty sexy time soon?
'It is certain'
Another RIP sent out to that victim
The 8 Ball has spoken"
Thank you 8 ball, I hope he's ready for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Magic 8Ball. I'm home alone today. Should I be naughty or should I be a good girl and do my chores? "
It only answers the first question so it's ignored everything from 'or'
'Without a doubt'
Naughty it is! |
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