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"Anyone fancy a ride? " Why do I sense this is code.... | |||
"What sort, pedal or motor? " It's all heavy breathing, physical effort and perspiration | |||
"Anyone fancy a ride? " Thought you'd never ask | |||
"What sort, pedal or motor? It's all heavy breathing, physical effort and perspiration " I'm a fatty, sounds like too much hard work for me | |||
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"I'm in need of stabilisers " | |||
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"Anyone fancy a ride? " Giz a croggie (May not translate to many!) | |||
"I'm in need of stabilisers " Just hold on tight. You'll be fine | |||
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"Do the brakes work ?" Most definitely not. | |||
"My arse is too bruised to sit on a saddle " You should know better than to suggest a ride without a saddle | |||
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"Anyone fancy a ride? Thought you'd never ask " You've been ignoring my messages | |||
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"Don't I need some kind of helmet " | |||
"My arse is too bruised to sit on a saddle " Looks like a pin cushion too | |||
"Is there a basket on the front for the penquin " The penguin is too impressionable for this ride. Besides, he doesn't understand discretion. | |||
"Anyone fancy a ride? Giz a croggie (May not translate to many!)" piggy back | |||
"Don't I need some kind of helmet " Oh yes. Remember; there's always risk but popping a helmet over your head will limit them. | |||
"Don't I need some kind of helmet Oh yes. Remember; there's always risk but popping a helmet over your head will limit them. " Who are you meeting that you can fit their helmet over your head ? I need their number ! | |||
"I'm in need of stabilisers " Probably doesn't help that I've been drinking | |||
"I'm in need of stabilisers Just hold on tight. You'll be fine " Not sure how to take that Rachael | |||
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"I'm in need of stabilisers Just hold on tight. You'll be fine Not sure how to take that Rachael " I never suggested you had to do the taking | |||
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"Don't I need some kind of helmet Oh yes. Remember; there's always risk but popping a helmet over your head will limit them. Who are you meeting that you can fit their helmet over your head ? I need their number ! " I never ride and tell | |||
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"Bike? How vulgar " at least OP meant one with wheels | |||
"Bike? How vulgar at least OP meant one with wheels " Is that even a thing fs | |||
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"Anyone fancy a ride? " Prefer s bum lol | |||
"Do I need to wear lycra " Yea. Would suit you. Pink or white? | |||
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"Does this bike have a crossbar " Only one way to find out | |||
"Anyone fancy a ride? " Damn! I thought this was a slut shaming thread. Carry on... | |||
"Anyone fancy a ride? " Give us a backy. | |||