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What a complete and utter wanker...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Much in the same manner that Samuel Johnson created the first dictionary, I have taken it upon myself to create a concise list of wankers, bastards and twunts.

The first 3 entries from me are

Lewis Hamilton- twunt

Tony Blair- bastard and a twunt

Ricky Gervais- wanker

Please feel free to add to this list!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piers Morgan

David Wolfe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me. I'm all three

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trump twunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Katie Hopkins can't stand the woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I add my ex husband as he's all of them rolled into one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I just want to step in and offer support for Ricky Gervais......

Consider him untwunted.

I'd like to twunt Dawn French. Thank you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

in the face

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

with a big stick

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Trump twunt

The very epitome of twuntishness...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nigel Farage has to be added to the Twunt list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Richard Madeley. Complete knob hoof.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeremy Clarkson although hes been bit quiet of late!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milo Yiannopoulous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I add my ex husband as he's all of them rolled into one

I will add mine to ex husband and ex partner and someone else but not put his name

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"I just want to step in and offer support for Ricky Gervais......

Consider him untwunted.

I'd like to twunt Dawn French. Thank you."

Ooo what's she done?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I'll add Sadiq Khan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just want to step in and offer support for Ricky Gervais......

Consider him untwunted.

I'd like to twunt Dawn French. Thank you."

Sorry. My list, my rules. Gervais stays in there.

I second Dawn French. I'll never understand why she's enjoyed popularity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to step in and offer support for Ricky Gervais......

Consider him untwunted.

I'd like to twunt Dawn French. Thank you."

Sorry I agree with the Ricky gervais twunt status

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

James corden

Him from vanquis adverts

Miss

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Benedict cumbersnatch

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Michael McIntyre...wankiest of smug umfunny wankers

Amanda Holden...look at me look at me twunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cheryl Troll.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't normally get political and I have a feeling some may not agree but I would like to twunt Therisa May and Jeremy Hunt.

Also Justin Bieber deserves a twunt.

Oh and Abdul from my local Indian, when ever that guy is taking orders he always over charges and we never get any mint yoghurt sauce to go with our onion bhaji's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

look up the word twunt in google and u will see jeremy kyle

complete epitomy of twuntness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bieber...purely coz he is

Amanda Holden ...for being a blind date contestant ..really ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know anyone famous well enough to judge them in this way.

There are a few people in my real life who would fall into these categories.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheryl Troll.

Been literally 2ft away from her and she's not "all that" at all.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

The casts of

towie

made in chelsea

geordie shores

or any other "reality" tv show full of talentless none entitties twunts of the highest order the lot of them

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

The loose women

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mate jeff,what a fucking twat he is......pint later jeff?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Olly fucking Murrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Olly fucking Murrs"

What a twat he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mate jeff,what a fucking twat he is......pint later jeff?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every so called celebrity who believes then own pr blurb, tossers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of the Kardashians

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All of the Kardashians"

They go in to the "soulless cunts" category!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone who pouts for a selfie!

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

As in the song ''Twuntity, twuntity, twuntity twunt....twunt, twunt, Trump!

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By *cott73Man over a year ago

brighton

Any bloke in a flourescent jacket.

Power corrupts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who pouts for a selfie!

Twats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

William...Oh sorry 'Will.I.Am'

a total fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"William...Oh sorry 'Will.I.Am'

a total fuckwit"

I love Will I Am, I think he is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"William...Oh sorry 'Will.I.Am'

a total fuckwit"

Hes a twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That twat from corrie,what a twat

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By *cott73Man over a year ago

brighton

I like the fact this is turning into a grumpy old men post.

So....

Bloody teenagers who play music on trains.

Twats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White van men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lauren Goodyear and Harry Styles oh and Miley Cyrus

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By *nequeenslutWoman over a year ago

rugeley

"I wouldn't normally get political and I have a feeling some may not agree but I would like to twunt Therisa May and Jeremy Hunt.

Also Justin Bieber deserves a twunt.

Oh and Abdul from my local Indian, when ever that guy is taking orders he always over charges and we never get any mint yoghurt sauce to go with our onion bhaji's"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The advertising folk who decided it would be a good idea to have skeletor dancing in the new money supermarket advert......wankers

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