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over a year ago
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Really what's the best way to cook bacon?! I'm doing To use George foreman. Really fancy a bacon butty on toast with red MMMMMM! Maybe even a tad a of cheese!!!!! |
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"Really what's the best way to cook bacon?! I'm doing To use George foreman. Really fancy a bacon butty on toast with red MMMMMM! Maybe even a tad a of cheese!!!!!"
Under the grill ideally for me  |
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over a year ago
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"Grilled bacon ,assuming it's the proper stuff (dry cured)
Crispy edges then melted cheese and a dash of tobasco sauce "
There's fakes bacon lol  this is from Morrisons those two packs stuck together! |
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"It should be left on the pig
The pig was a free range one it had a great life jumping fences and shit! Got pictures to prove it! "
Hahaha dirty bloody animals those pigs  |
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"Grilled bacon ,assuming it's the proper stuff (dry cured)
Crispy edges then melted cheese and a dash of tobasco sauce
There's fakes bacon lol this is from Morrisons those two packs stuck together!"
Cave man lol ...dry cures is bacon the old fashioned way ,not injected with water comes out from the grill same size it went in lol |
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over a year ago
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"Grilled bacon ,assuming it's the proper stuff (dry cured)
Crispy edges then melted cheese and a dash of tobasco sauce
There's fakes bacon lol this is from Morrisons those two packs stuck together!
Cave man lol ...dry cures is bacon the old fashioned way ,not injected with water comes out from the grill same size it went in lol "
My mind is blown lol injecting water into bacon?!? Are you just winding me? Do I need to google this?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grilled bacon ,assuming it's the proper stuff (dry cured)
Crispy edges then melted cheese and a dash of tobasco sauce
There's fakes bacon lol this is from Morrisons those two packs stuck together!
Cave man lol ...dry cures is bacon the old fashioned way ,not injected with water comes out from the grill same size it went in lol
My mind is blown lol injecting water into bacon?!? Are you just winding me? Do I need to google this?!"
Grammar on point as always. Well done me. There should be in the previous post a *up |
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over a year ago
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research "
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking! |
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!"
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference .... |
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over a year ago
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ...."
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer! "
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg |
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over a year ago
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"Can I put a plate under the grill?!
Why not use the grill pan ?
I'm out of tin foil and it'll mean cleaning 
Go to Macdonalds then, lazy fekker! "
No cause it'll be getting dressed |
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over a year ago
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"Can I put a plate under the grill?!
Why not use the grill pan ?
I'm out of tin foil and it'll mean cleaning
Go to Macdonalds then, lazy fekker!
No cause it'll mea getting dressed "
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over a year ago
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer!
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg "
I aren't stupid I know your joking lol April fools day is tomorrow! |
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer!
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg
I aren't stupid I know your joking lol April fools day is tomorrow!"
Google it .....April fools is tomorrow...what I'm telling you is true google it |
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"Can I put a plate under the grill?!
Why not use the grill pan ?
I'm out of tin foil and it'll mean cleaning "
Put it in soak straight away and it will clean easily then. |
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over a year ago
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer!
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg
I aren't stupid I know your joking lol April fools day is tomorrow!
Google it .....April fools is tomorrow...what I'm telling you is true google it "
I just have! It's a urban myth! |
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over a year ago
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer!
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg
I aren't stupid I know your joking lol April fools day is tomorrow!
Google it .....April fools is tomorrow...what I'm telling you is true google it
I just have! It's a urban myth!"
Knew you'd google it in the bed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer!
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg
I aren't stupid I know your joking lol April fools day is tomorrow!
Google it .....April fools is tomorrow...what I'm telling you is true google it
I just have! It's a urban myth!
Knew you'd google it in the bed "
So you was lying then? I didn't actually google it lol |
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Grill it, crispy, not crispy, black, pink, your choice... but for the love of god don't put anything but brown sauce on it, HP if you've got it, but otherwise any brown sauce is good, DO NOT listen to the heathens who say put red sauce on it, they should be burned at the stake!  |
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer!
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg
I aren't stupid I know your joking lol April fools day is tomorrow!
Google it .....April fools is tomorrow...what I'm telling you is true google it
I just have! It's a urban myth!
Knew you'd google it in the bed
So you was lying then? I didn't actually google it lol"
No I just can't be arsed educating someone about food that can't be educated ....truth is it was on the news a little while back about how there's so much water in the cheap chickens that there no longer protein rich ....but there you go ....I'm sure you lol check it when your ready ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not just bacon tbh ,the cheap chickens are the same if you don't believe me do some research
I'm not even googling injecting water into bacon and chickens lol! I know your joking!
Erm I'm not ....go buy dry cured bacon grill it next to the cheap stuff and see the difference ....
Whhhaaattttteeeevvvvvvwweeeer!
Some people can't be helped ....go check it out ..
I'll await your response to the shock that I'm not pulling your leg
I aren't stupid I know your joking lol April fools day is tomorrow!
Google it .....April fools is tomorrow...what I'm telling you is true google it
I just have! It's a urban myth!
Knew you'd google it in the bed
So you was lying then? I didn't actually google it lol
No I just can't be arsed educating someone about food that can't be educated ....truth is it was on the news a little while back about how there's so much water in the cheap chickens that there no longer protein rich ....but there you go ....I'm sure you lol check it when your ready ....."
Your obviously one of those conspiracy theorist. You'll be telling me we harbour aliens in Area 51. Ah well dude we will agree to disagree! |
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"Really what's the best way to cook bacon?! I'm doing To use George foreman. Really fancy a bacon butty on toast with red MMMMMM! Maybe even a tad a of cheese!!!!!"
yeah the FOREMAN works a treat
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"Really what's the best way to cook bacon?! I'm doing To use George foreman. Really fancy a bacon butty on toast with red MMMMMM! Maybe even a tad a of cheese!!!!! yeah the FOREMAN works a treat "
Oh yeah it's formby in it hahahaha |
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Thank god I have the solution to put you back in your box OP and let these good ppl return to enjoying the sunshine. I have a grill, tin foil, bacon which will meet with your non shrinking standards, a variety of sauces and unfortunately for me you're local. So I extend a cordial invitation for breakfast only!! Was that a huge sigh of relief I heard around the form lol  |
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"Thank god I have the solution to put you back in your box OP and let these good ppl return to enjoying the sunshine. I have a grill, tin foil, bacon which will meet with your non shrinking standards, a variety of sauces and unfortunately for me you're local. So I extend a cordial invitation for breakfast only!! Was that a huge sigh of relief I heard around the form lol "
No cause your only after getting in my pants! Your all the same you women. Lure me in with your bacon then jump me! I'm not having it. Thank anyway though |
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"I just microwave mine on the plate. Easy.
Injecting water into bacon isn't a myth. Its standard practice in the meat industry."
He thinks I'm joking ...sad but true |
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"Thank god I have the solution to put you back in your box OP and let these good ppl return to enjoying the sunshine. I have a grill, tin foil, bacon which will meet with your non shrinking standards, a variety of sauces and unfortunately for me you're local. So I extend a cordial invitation for breakfast only!! Was that a huge sigh of relief I heard around the form lol
No cause your only after getting in my pants! Your all the same you women. Lure me in with your bacon then jump me! I'm not having it. Thank anyway though "
You need to check my preferences OP, I like men not boys, something you omitted to check previously |
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"I just microwave mine on the plate. Easy.
Injecting water into bacon isn't a myth. Its standard practice in the meat industry."
It's not April fools yet. |
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"Thank god I have the solution to put you back in your box OP and let these good ppl return to enjoying the sunshine. I have a grill, tin foil, bacon which will meet with your non shrinking standards, a variety of sauces and unfortunately for me you're local. So I extend a cordial invitation for breakfast only!! Was that a huge sigh of relief I heard around the form lol
No cause your only after getting in my pants! Your all the same you women. Lure me in with your bacon then jump me! I'm not having it. Thank anyway though
You need to check my preferences OP, I like men not boys, something you omitted to check previously "
Hahahaha won't lie it's definetly true! |
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when the pig is in the brine, the industry now force it in normally by injection but sometimes under pressure, chickens the same scallops are soaked in sodium tripolyphosphate to keep them white and increase size by 14% sorry to be a bearer of bad news , |
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"when the pig is in the brine, the industry now force it in normally by injection but sometimes under pressure, chickens the same scallops are soaked in sodium tripolyphosphate to keep them white and increase size by 14% sorry to be a bearer of bad news ,"
And then there's the antibiotics they're routinely fed , the growth hormones , and no end of other additives to their food .
Water being added is the thin end of the wedge  |
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"Thank god I have the solution to put you back in your box OP and let these good ppl return to enjoying the sunshine. I have a grill, tin foil, bacon which will meet with your non shrinking standards, a variety of sauces and unfortunately for me you're local. So I extend a cordial invitation for breakfast only!! Was that a huge sigh of relief I heard around the form lol
No cause your only after getting in my pants! Your all the same you women. Lure me in with your bacon then jump me! I'm not having it. Thank anyway though
You need to check my preferences OP, I like men not boys, something you omitted to check previously
Hahahaha won't lie it's definetly true!"
I benched the idea of making breakfast, I'm sampling bacon at ultimate outdoors instead. Their bacon should meet with your exacting standards I know their sausage meets mine |
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Bacon is the best thing ever.. i usually get mine from a little place that specialises in bacon primarily and make sure its big thick dry cure bacon.
Always grill then on thick soft white bread, butter that melts as soon as the bacon goes on and ketchup (that brown stuff is weird and looks like runny diarrhoea, barf)
Remember you dont have to wash the grill pan straight away so get it on! |
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"Bacon is the best thing ever.. i usually get mine from a little place that specialises in bacon primarily and make sure its big thick dry cure bacon.
Always grill then on thick soft white bread, butter that melts as soon as the bacon goes on and ketchup (that brown stuff is weird and looks like runny diarrhoea, barf)
Remember you dont have to wash the grill pan straight away so get it on! "
Was with you right up until tje ketchup, bacon should be left naked to not spoil it's flavour imo. |
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"Bacon is the best thing ever.. i usually get mine from a little place that specialises in bacon primarily and make sure its big thick dry cure bacon.
Always grill then on thick soft white bread, butter that melts as soon as the bacon goes on and ketchup (that brown stuff is weird and looks like runny diarrhoea, barf)
Remember you dont have to wash the grill pan straight away so get it on!
Was with you right up until tje ketchup, bacon should be left naked to not spoil it's flavour imo."
Ah but flavours are used to enhance the flavour, if im having Demerara sweet cure then its plain! |
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"Bacon is the best thing ever.. i usually get mine from a little place that specialises in bacon primarily and make sure its big thick dry cure bacon.
Always grill then on thick soft white bread, butter that melts as soon as the bacon goes on and ketchup (that brown stuff is weird and looks like runny diarrhoea, barf)
Remember you dont have to wash the grill pan straight away so get it on!
Was with you right up until tje ketchup, bacon should be left naked to not spoil it's flavour imo.
Ah but flavours are used to enhance the flavour, if im having Demerara sweet cure then its plain! "
My God this woman knows her bacon *bimps fist*  |
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"Bacon is the best thing ever.. i usually get mine from a little place that specialises in bacon primarily and make sure its big thick dry cure bacon.
Always grill then on thick soft white bread, butter that melts as soon as the bacon goes on and ketchup (that brown stuff is weird and looks like runny diarrhoea, barf)
Remember you dont have to wash the grill pan straight away so get it on!
Was with you right up until tje ketchup, bacon should be left naked to not spoil it's flavour imo.
Ah but flavours are used to enhance the flavour, if im having Demerara sweet cure then its plain!
My God this woman knows her bacon *bimps fist* "
Im a bacon connoisseur |
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"Bacon is the best thing ever.. i usually get mine from a little place that specialises in bacon primarily and make sure its big thick dry cure bacon.
Always grill then on thick soft white bread, butter that melts as soon as the bacon goes on and ketchup (that brown stuff is weird and looks like runny diarrhoea, barf)
Remember you dont have to wash the grill pan straight away so get it on!
Was with you right up until tje ketchup, bacon should be left naked to not spoil it's flavour imo.
Ah but flavours are used to enhance the flavour, if im having Demerara sweet cure then its plain!
My God this woman knows her bacon *bimps fist*
Im a bacon connoisseur "
Yes, yes you are |
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